me: thanksgiving was in sept right
or oct?
Phil: dude
oct
me: FINE
your face was in october
Phil: same as every year
ha
me: i am a comedian
Phil: your face is a comedian
me: pff
well yes it is
hey are u calling me ugly
memo to tyra YOU ARE NOT OPRAH WINFREY
OK IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER ARE YOU JEALOUS OF ME RAYMI POLL
tonite we are going to see GUNS ‘N ROSES at the ACC in a corporate box and they give us free popcorn in a basket! what are you doing tonite watching ANTM oh me too, NOT.
(i’ll catch the rerun friday)
ALSO i will be taking names ’til the end of the day for emm‘s show tomorrow at the mod club and no you don’t have to give me your picture i was joking, i do not care what you look like, you don’t even have to talk to me or introduce yourself, just tell me how many +1’s you want on the list and that’s that, no tickets, no bullshit, just names. however if you were wanting to hang out with me then that is fine too, shot for shot at the bar is also fine, or you can talk to fil about music and what highschool was like twenty years ago, he really likes talking about that — it’s gonna be a good nite so come out.
i finally found the beirut cd and so far it is amazing i think you should get it i am dressed like a farmboy today to be somewhat in theme with the album sleeve, sorry for caring. lucky for me i totally missed the boat on these guys hitting toronto. ZOINKS!
here is what i said to fil just now:
me: im going to start commenting on my blog anonymously and as different people
so don’t be all confused when i propose marriage to myself
he hasn’t LOL’d to it yet though.
and by the way i will be in new york city after december the 5th and then fil will be meeting up with me soon thereafter so maybe you should start preparing my arrival, like, now. just SAYING.
click that and join and be in my entourage. it’s beta right now, you have to be invited so get in on it before other douches are. upload shit you like or whatever you are making and want to sell. oh here is my profile url: trendmill.com/raymi
here is raymi interview 2 by toronto mike
the moral of the interview is do not interview me when i am on my period.
Q: Is there anything further you’d like to share?
A: can you not piss me off so much next time please, thanks.
here is the first one we did where i am less of a bitch monster.
we rented a lewis black stand-up thing last nite and american dreamz and turns out hugh grant’s character is named the same fake name i made up for our friend martin tweed woah woah hold off hollywood don’t offer me the big bucks for this blog domain all at once now.
