don’t forget to add some goat cheese to the pot. it’s amazing how healthy and human i feel now after eating fresh, self-prepped tomatoes.
also our neighbours have been watching tv extra loud lately AND fighting and they are like total fossils we just heard the dude yelling at the lady who is way older he said THIS IS MY HOUSE CLEAN UP YOUR FILTH it’s a miracle she can even walk let alone clean up ooh now there is crashing sounds this is making me sad that lady is so old she has scabs all over her legs and walks in slow-motion. that old guy is such a dick too he barely says hi when we see each other in the hall he’s such a crab why can’t we ever live near cool people is that too much to ask?
i just asked fil what if she dies and fil said WHAT IF I DIE?
um if you can die from being sucky, spoiled, and waited on hand and foot let me know cos i think i know how to save your life.
our friend’s grandma recently moved to an old age home and seems to be flourishing cos of it and it is nice to see anyway our friend told us a funny story about her. she called the house one nite around midnite or so and said she had her friend in the room with her and i guess they aren’t usually awake that late anyway she says that everyone had disappeared like the stand styles and they were spooked so her friend was going to sleep in her room that nite cos if she left they were afraid that she would disappear too. most likely all the nurses and assistants were gone and all the other residents were sleeping and this did not occur to them cos they are demented old coots.
it’s so nice out i need to go out but i can’t go out cos i am allergic to fresh sunny air. sorry today’s posts are all emo. fil came home early. i finished reading running with scissors and i wrote to the author i asked is it possible to be published legitimately on a i trust this is good and will sell basis w/o having to polish anything? i mean it i already have the fanbase.
i am going to take a bath and hope the tub magically turns bottomless and i sink down to an alternate universe like narnia except more cool as in david hasselhoff/hot for teacher cool.
cid is a dick and has graduated to knocking my blythe doll off the shelf.
fil‘s being sick has brainwashed me into thinking that i too am sick i hate it. our diet the last few days has been garbage cos when you’re sick you think oh whatever i will eat anything and it will make me better. wrong.
my fucking liver is killing me too if someone leaves a comment saying i have pancreatitis or cancer i will destroy you.
i have post-holiday blues, this year was pretty excessive and to wrap it up with a week long bender and fil being sick has left me feeling barren and stir crazy and well, CRAZY aaaand i have zits all over my face and i never have zits. i think it’s from when cid tries to wake me up with his paws on my lips and cheek he gave me some zits thanks a lot not only are you an agressive annoying poorly behaved mooch monkey but now you give blemishes TOO. i know they are from him cos i never get zits on my cheek or above my lip, don’t try and tell me i’m wrong i am insanely self-involved i know more about me than anything else in fact i should major in me. ok this is getting gay.
i am also nervous about flying to nyc next week and everytime i think about it i have a mini panic-attack and i start worrying about insignificant things like how many shoes i should bring and am i skinny enough to party in nyc right now and i will be on my period and i will be embarrassed cos i don’t know anything about nyc anymore even though i use to live there.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
at least when i hold a champagne glass i don’t look like this.
Dear Raymi I went to the awards site and checked out ALL the finalists that came after you my darling. I must say for the most part, they all bored me in a big way. Yours is the funnest and most original and I love your boobs. My boyfriend thinks it’s funny that I am always reading about your day and laughing my ass off and I don’t even know you. But what can I say really, you’re imaginative, creative, funny, sweet and most importantly REAL!! I love your site and all the best to you in 2007. P.S. Great hair too
the shirt i got is le crap it is like a mid-driff version of a painter’s shirt you would wear in kindergarden not at all flattering lucky i bought a zipper hoodie tho which is a similar striped print of a sweater fil has i wish we had an xmas card with us wearing these shirts, we are wearing them right now. maybe we will go to the sears portrait studio i wonder if i can google all their different backdrops i hope there is one with a rocketship in it. lise‘s friend and his brother got theirs done and one pretended to be in a wheelchair (pretended to be walkless i dunno if this is suppose to be a secret) i will try and find the picture it makes you uncomfortable to look at then you realise it is a joke and then you feel ten times more uncomfortable i love it. the photographer must have been all uhh umm ahhh oooook.
we might not go out cos fil is a crotchety shivering mess we are going to order pizza pizza on my pizza i am getting bacon strips tomato and green pepper fil is getting hot italian sausage green olives and bacon strips.
do you like that i blog about the clothes we wear and the food we eat?
i bought new tights they are navy blue with red checked squares some white blob design thing all over samir burned my other tights friday nite with a cigarette he owes me fifteen dollars. plus tax.
ps. i love ordering via pizza pizza cos you lovingly obsess and choose your toppings and then some stranger over the phone is forced to repeat them back to you, it’s like sex. especially if they have a foreign accent and you know they’re into eating as well, sometimes i picture eating my pizza with the operator and when i am ordering it’s like we are both agreeing on the toppings together and then he/she is coming over for a pizza party. oh and the background clicking sounds from them typing up your order are very appetizing too.
