everyone who wrote about the new iphone yesterday i’m sorry but you are all nerd loser shy gay fags, i still like you though.
i think it’s a guy-thing to write about technology well not a guy thing more like cop-out, basically you all just had a wet dream in word form and published it for the world to see, everyone knows wet dreams derive from fantasy objects right, an iphone for example, none of you have your hands on one yet, nor will you for a matter of time so don’t force your iwishiwishiwish bullshit on me, do i write about 8 foot long dildos? NO. ha i could have made a 6’3 fil reference here ok i just did.
hey lets blog about something everyone already knows about some more YAY SUPER FUN!!!1 OJ SIMPSON WHEEE ROSIE O’DONNEL DONALD TRUMP BARBARA WALTERS BRITNEY”S VAG OMG INSIGHTFUL TELL ME MORE!
i think maybe i am bitter and jealous cos i will probably never convert to apple products so i am retarded in that area and i feel left out so i am pre-shunning it though if fil gets one i can just hi-jack it.
another thing is if you go out somewhere isn’t the point of that to be NOT watching television, did you not remove yourself from home to like LIVE and enjoy life? i get it if you are at a department store and you are waiting for your old lady to try on clothes and you can watch half an episode of frasier or something but…
my stomache was fucked all day yesterday and now it is better thankfully, eating a bag of chips for breakfast with jamie i’m sure didn’t help matters either, i bought some advil gel caps and then once i read the CAN CAUSE STOMACHE BLEEDING (if you drink 3 or more alcoholic beverages a day while using the product) warning all day long i had decided that my stomache was bleeding and that’s why i was in pain.
i don’t think my stomache is bleeding anymore i think it’s just a menstrual cramps, travelling stress combo and then being stressed about my stomache potentially bleeding and picturing it bleeding all day long, eh.
i haven’t been peeing blood or anything so it’s not my kidneys or a bladder thing ok enough enough sorry i solved the case it is simply stress i will let it go now.
jamie and i are reading all of my movie reviews right now because it is important.
dear everyone who told me dry food helps with animal’s teeths THANK YOU I WAS TOTALLY UNAWARE OF THIS BEFORE YOU INFORMED ME OF THAT PAINFULLY OBVIOUS FACT YOU ARE SMART AND I AM STUPID THANK YOU FOR CARING SO MUCH.
i sat beside a black whoopi goldberg looking lady with a fat dreadlock ponytail and she was reading a book called RACE i looked over her shoulder and saw the words BLACKS AND LATINOS and some other junk. i thought it was funny.
we went to jamie‘s bike shop he had to drop off a check, i changed my socks and then there was a fire outside on the sidewalk and the owner put it out, it was exciting.
question do loaded baked potato flavour pringles exist in canada?
here is my quote of the century re: my blog’s font size
i considered changing it to smaller then i thought fuck that and fuck everyone who reads my fucking blog.
i am 23 i dont do children you are basically a foetus bye
well i aint a child i 20 years old
actually your profile says you are 17, no matter, you have the maturity level of a gnat.
y have i i was only starting convo cos i fort u was good lookin
i am out of your league
how u figure that 1
well first of all i know how to spell, i am older, wiser, more-established, i don’t wear cheesy gold necklaces and i am not a wankster. i am sure you are a nice boy though. if you want to get with ladies, change your act.
first the gold is real i a pikey fro a site i cant spell cos i didnt go school out of 10 wat would u rekon me
i dont understand what this means.
wot dont you understand
you proved my point i am out of your league accept it
in jamie‘s loft sound travels, doi, so last nite the sound of the cats crunching on cat food was suuuuper loud and instead of being annoyed by it i found it to be almost comforting ALBEIT it sounded like bones being gnawed at and it made me wonder why dry food is well, so dry, why can’t it be half-dry? don’t you want your cat to dine on something more appealing and less noisy? is it a method of control to let them know they are way beneath us and worthy only of eating garbage turned kibble what smells like dirty vagina?
anyway deb’s cats are the best i like them, rory is a full-on hitler cat see:
i have already started calling rory by norm i dunno he looks like a norm, he is very nice. the other one miss velvet was a bit skiddish at first but now she has come around and when i make a noise that you make to beckon a cat she comes right to me.
moving on, jamie showed me this glass last nite and asked if i had remembered it and i said uh no where is it from and he said it was from when i walked out of blu lounge to puke behind a dumpster and he kept it haha. i can’t remember if it was full of water or beer though. speaking of blu lounge i think it is closed so sorry if you went there i couldn’t blog yesterday to say it was a no-go old blogger was down which i am i have not switched to beta and i doubt i will less they force me to.
for some reason i can’t get my comments to open so no i am not ignoring you.
ok so i made it through customs and all that worrying was a stupid waste, luckily i lined up in the american citizen line by mistake and the chick was all how did you get in that line i said uh i dunno uhhh, i guess she figured i was dumb, therefore harmless and just waved me through and then i took the hugest BM ever EVER EEEVVEEERRR! i thought i was actually going to crap myself waiting in the queue for my boarding pass, i got all hot and fainty and i had to cross my legs and clench everything and i kept picturing well, the worst. had i lined up in the canadian line i would’ve had to wait an extra hour at least, phew.
then i had two double jamaican rum and oj’s at the lounge, i wasn’t planning on them being doubles but oh well i’m “on vacation” whatevs. so i have a buzz on and go to board and then i panic a bit thinking um maybe i am TOO buzzed everyone else appears to be with it so i bought gum and chillaxed, boarded, and then felt like the dumbest person ever, i completely forgot how to figure out how to find my seat by the letter/number on my ticket and so i held up the line exclaiming to the entire plane I DON’T KNOW WHERE I’M GOING like four times, total space cadet, i talk like a valley girl when i am looped so all these suit guys are all ho ho i know the way. anyway i felt dumb.
i sat beside this nice dude and we chatted for the majority of the flight which made time pass rather quickly.
jamie met me at the airport because i am too neurotic to travel by taxi alone into the city but before the taxi i bummed a light off some jersey dude which was actually his busted cigarette and i even gave him a fresh belmont but he still gave me a ton of attitude and everyone else i have encountered more or less since arriving i have been scrutinizing the way they speak to me and ask jamie if he thinks it’s rude or common, i guess i have been in canada for too long and am accustom to manners? phoniness? maybe it’s just me and my hi i am a tourist niceness that’s a turn-off?
we went to greenpoint tavern and AFV was on when we walked in!!!! total swoon. then we got mildly drunk and jamie’s blood sugar dropped unexpectedly so i had to rush and get him a chocolate bar i was a bit scared, i knew all about his diabetes and all that but with him it’s like i dunno, hard to believe cos he’s a fully-functional normal guy and you forget that he has a “condition” so yesterday was like a oh right you can’t over do it so much. he was apologetic and i was apologetic and he said it was his responsibility and i said yeah but it’s not like i’m gonna be HAVE DIABETES ON YOUR OWN TIME JAMIE!!
ha.
i think i will get my period today my stomache is aching, that or my liver is busted.
