you can tell i’m riding the red tide cos the bags under my eyes get super crescent-indented deep. i am trying to look dead in this series, something i used to do on webcam for perverts and speaking of…

i wanted to try out being “sporty” this cycle. so far so good.

HAHA nice comment.

do u ever thought of being a porn-star?
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actually no but i already have done some pornish things in my life and i feel like doing something like that again would be going backwards, not to harp on women’s career choices or anything i don’t want some long boring ethical debate about the sex industry (zzz) anyway, no, you will not be seeing my gash anytime soon, unless you are hustler magazine or playboy and have mountains of cash.

oh and re: pornish things, i was a webcam girl, i did not do porn, i did not fuck bros and make dvds.

pillow dress come shirt.

i have a zit on the right side of my chin and it is making me look like rumer willis cos when i look in the mirror i jut my chin out in this rumer willis jug jaw way and then i kind of high five myself in my head for looking like a c-list celeb. wait is she b-list? anyway i am not going to get an alien haircut so don’t worry. everyone is all worried about me getting streaks it is kind of sweet like we are all in highschool together smoking cigarettes and no one can make a change w/o consulting the other 8 of the crowd. except i was never like that in highschool so i am going to get streaks anyway. it will look really pretty and i can get away w/o washing it everyday cos the blond hides the grease. i bathed yesterday with my hair up then went out like that and couldn’t handle it, fil liked it. i haven’t had my hair piled on my head in ages so i had to take it down and looked like sloan from ferris bueller, all greasy flipped over wave. you need some hair-up practise before going out into the world, maybe i should invest in one of those retarded bra strap head bands? i HAVE to get streaks cos my hair looks super greasy if i go one day w/o washing it and it can be all garbage messy unwashed and people compliment the hell out of it. i did this hosting event thing a few years back and all these fashion people kept talking about my hair i will find a picture in a minute of the exact nite out.

i just cut my pillow dress into a shirt i am a good idea here‘s some haikus i wrote in 2005 and here is fil as jeff from today’s special.

haha a convo my mom and i had before she started blogging. the comments are still there for the post too.

OH NO
i can really giv’er to this song, but not so much this time. i may or may not be drunk. for some reason i was feeling shy.

garden rose
pretty fucking amazing if you are able to wait it out ’til the very end ha.

me: oh man this song i am singing (garden rose, second video, band is lavender diamond whom i love and we hung out with once and they are from LA so if you live there, stalk them.)
brutal
i look fucking retarded

Phil: haha

me: like im trying to be whimiscal and delicate
but i just look like a drunk witch

Phil: hahaha

me: im like waving my fingers in my face to show off my polish
it doesnt translate

Phil: hahahaha

me: oh and then my voice is cracking
u made me feel shy
oh and now i am trying to sing opera

check out my brother checking out my nubs.

sorry but i am super fucking into my nails right now i am looking forward to doing another coat i just might go and buy up the rest of the colours too.

albino eggs!

yes i wear that sweater 7 days a week now.

mesquite injection.

dinner at fil’s mum’s.

oh good news, she went to a psychic and the psychic said me and fil are getting married and having two kids! ha.

her second little baby thing arrived too, this one is uglier than the last, the other one’s eyes are at least closed.

look at fil’s mercury filling, OLD!

oh just perusing the baby catalogue.

ew get away creepy ugly desperate girl!

labradorABLES hahaha.

before that we met up with my dad.

he had that mmmmm.

i was starving my balls off so had a grilled cheeser, right before dinner too. fil just sat there starving.

hey at least it was on whole wheat. pfft.

okai bai.

the beaver

they were out of the avocado salsa so we shared the garlic white bean spread instead, pretty good, a bit on the bland side at first but then you come to crave more of it near the end. fil described it as refreshing.

we both had the prosciutto salad, $10. amazing and very generous with the prosciutto.

then we dropped in on samir and sharpie.

they gots a new tv.

that’s the corona i smuggled from the beac.

i was making fun of rock shirts last nite saying oh wtf is with all these skeletons all of a sudden woah so hardcore thanks for reminding me you have a skeleton and then carried it over to WWF shirts, fil’s new shirt looks like a WWF t-shirt. the skeleton on sweatershirt/hoodie was good for maybe 2 minutes now it’s like babyland go away how’s good charlotte doing?

fil wanted to call the police TWICE saturday nite for two separate incidents. story to come.

i just heard a little girl outside in the park scream HEY LETS PLAY MERMAID!

fil got a david beckhamesque hoodie yesterday.

trick to looking like a skinny junky, wear a men’s large salmon coloured shirt.

here i am crazy waiting for chinese food to show up, 1.5 hours to get there oh it’s “raining” whatever fil beat the guy coming home and he stopped at the lcbo too.

the sky/view from our patio while watching will and grace and eating seven rounds of chinese food.

i put the sticker on my longboard.

dessert.

then i had to change cos the chinese food made me feel pregnant.

i at least got some free expensive hair product from that die mannequin event.

sentimental romantic outfit with smeary mirror.

new polish, had the same kind as a tweenager.

went out for coffee and got us some groceries for breakfast, egg whites instead of eggs for basil tomato feta green onion scramble, can’t notice a difference in taste, no fat and bonus: looks like a yeast infection surprise!

stay tuned for a hilarious drunk fil story!

who is this?