this morning’s email brought to you by well, ugh, come up with your own LOLZ for her.
subject: really, i’m sorry
but the only reason you are ahead in the weblog 2008 awards right now is because YOU POSTED IT ON YOUR WEBSITE! so if you want to get angry and post the following in 2008, then go ahead:
“2006 best diarist
oh i won best diarist too everyone’s been nagging about it lately saying oh she only won cos dooce never mentioned the contest on her blog, and so what, did you guys win? no. were you even nominated? double no. so fuck off already.
i’m awesome.”
maybe it’s because you’re still quite young, but as someone who could ALMOST BE YOUR MOTHER (i’m 42, so actually, i could be) i have to tell you that if you win the 2008 awards for best diarist, well, you didn’t win honestly. if it weren’t for neil gaiman (see january 6 post here: http://journal.neilgaiman.com/), who ‘pimped himself out’, even though he didn’t need to, i wouldn’t have known about the awards. really think about this, lauren. i have been reading heather’s blog every day for four years. i have always found about about these awards after the fact, which is when she posts about it. if she posted the weblog awards on her page darlin’, you would not win. AND YOU KNOW THIS. it escapes me that you could think otherwise. where is your dignity? posting what you did in 2006 after winning . . . it only shows people how immature you are. be gracious, arrogance is not becoming.
and as far as i know, your blog hasn’t been featured in time magazine’s best 50 blogs. TIME MAGAZINE, lauren. please, correct me if i’m wrong. i’ve never read your blog, i’ve never heard of you before january 6. please don’t be so assuming about yourself.
-venusismycat
errrr ah, thanks for the insight?
you only know about dooce because she was notoriously fired for blogging and ever since has been milking the hell out of that ride (who wouldn’t) she’s a great writer but her subject matter is a snoozefest (IMO) and she is like the martha stewart of blogging, she’s MADE IT i GOT THAT you worshipping goon. what exactly are you trying to school me with? you pointed out what i said and then emailed me about it and who the fuck is neil gaiman? oh wait i think i’ve read a book of his. anyway, you’re mad lady and care WAY too much about all this. AND STOP CALLING ME LAUREN AND DOOCE HEATHER. you don’t know me or her, you’re mental! of course i’m going to post the awards on my website so that my readers can vote, they stick me in with dooce cos they know she won’t post about it so it gives the rest of us a chance. do i think i’m a better diarist than she is? yes. why? because i update far more frequently which i think plays a huge role when it comes to diarrheaing (which your email made me feel like doing instantly) and i am up against a key player here so i’m NOT going to post it? jesus woman get a life. you’ve never heard of me before cos you are part of the mommy blogger’s society, ignorant and redundant and irrelevant (but there’s more of you, following her, she certainly has the numbers and you know why? COS YOU ARE ALL STAY AT HOME MOMS ON THE INTERNET 24/7). did you know that there is an entire world wide web out there of thousands upon hundreds of thousands of different kinds of blogs aside from dooce and what time magazine lists or is even close to on the radar of?
i have been around long before dooce and i will be around long after too.
and as for dignity, well, that’s for ugly people. bye!
DON’T FORGET TO VOTE today you guys <3!
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let it be clip from raymi lauren on Vimeo.
