crabby pants went outside
fil’s fam thought they’d sneak into the city to see his photos at the steam whistle without tellin’ this guy about it woah nice try there friend i’m not missin’ out on no free beers afternoon delight.
man what a lazy ass i haven’t even put up my pictures from the opening nite yet OR dodgeball pictures. oh man i gotta make this fast full house is on in a halfy!
raymi diet tip: yogurt + steamwhistle, works just like a fat pill if you know what i mean (i don’t).
unicorn hair day.
fil has a land of talk problem.
i did the photobooth again but the pics came out so dark i don’t even think photoshop will be able to brighten them up, still going to try. i even got a fucking leg up almost over my shoulder too in a couple shots.
fil’s mom has weird shit in her purse, i’m always appreciative of that.
such a rip-off artist i breathed new life into that appleby scarf, I MY ME!
liquid lunch awright awright awright.
cola from a glass mmmmmmm.
skywalk from union dumps you out to the skydome/steamwhistle (tip for you un-informeds)
now for real lunch.
a cup for barfing the cute up into.
post lunch-rush, it’s cozy, like eating in a pod. not that i know what eating in a pod is like but yeah, it’s womb-like, if you have a better description by all means…
sharing is fun.
fil says the one on the right is for women cos we’re curvier (bigger asses) and the one on the left is dudes cos they have broader shoulders. holy stupid sexist big mouth! i liked the pee trickle best.
ok BYE!
oh right i went for a nice tan at my local, had to wait forever for the girl to give a spiel to a newbie, totally took her for a ride i was like uh can i just do 6 minutes on the super bed and pay after? she’s like why you in a hurry i’m like no i just don’t want to wait duh. then we talked about my tattoo afterward and she said it reminded her of bratz dolls (!) no i didn’t flip out on her i just said that barbie finally won their lawsuit against the guy who invented bratz who used to work for barbie then i had to explain how that would be like working for coke and then inventing a new product for pepsi while still working for coke then she said she has 4 nieces and has to tell them to be careful with their bratz dolls cos i told her they’re collector’s items now and they won’t fucking be making them anymore. no i didn’t swear it out like that i just wanted you to think i’m a tough guy.
best chocolate bar ever feel free to mail me some from the uk anyone.
i cant belive you’ve had this blog for over nine years that is crazy dedication considering you always update. wow.
you just made me age 9 years in 1 second.
I think we have those chocolate bars here in kingston at a place i used to work at called cooke’s fine foods. they get all kinds of imported stuff from the uk, i shall check.
they taste like heaven!
I’m new here, dunno how I found this blog, but damn sakes. You must be spending mad time on your blog, unreal it’s been up for 9 YEARS! It’s cool to see someone so dedicated to blogging for so long, keep it up YOU ROCK
What is that restaurant called? It is freakin adorable!
Show us more stuff from Fil’s mom’s purse.
I miss the futuristic SkyPATH, and the regular PATH as well. Chicago has a shitty version… doesn’t let you get anywhere useful, but it’s great if you like getting trapped in corners with questionable individuals muttering things you can’t quite make out, and/or stepping around human feces…
And man, I started blogging sometime 2000ish as well, and JUST had my official “you are now in your late 20s” birthday. Backing slowly away from this thread now.
I think the pic on the left is the bee-otch, and she’s real big on top like me
The pic on the right is a dood, and the big bottom is their shlong.
sweet lulu
Damn those tanning salon associates. I want to come with you for an undercover tanning mission. I’ve always wanted to scope out other salons…
P.S. I just got like 50 more trial packets from our distributor. I’ll pick you a couple funzies to try.
yes pleaser. she said she kows about your salon and that it’s a nice one.
u kno dat da cat on da paper of da tip cup is cat of Asian culture? da on on top right corna. wiv one hand up la is mean a “attract fortune” cat lor~~
i’z aware of this.
continuing the sexist remarks: the one on the left is male because the head is empty, the one on the right is female as the head is full.
Ha- there’s no such thing as a Land of Talk problem and shame on you for suggesting otherwise!
nice one ether
ya i got that land of talk acoustic too, had to order it from the middle of buttlovin nowheresville but yeah, well worth the $3000 shipping and handling.
i think most men have a little problem with elizabeth powell – she’s so dreamy.