new rock of love pants. more comfortable than the other ones, fit better like fat pants ha and no camel toe action. thanks for the gift card dad.

came with a goofy belt.

think they’ll go better broken in a little, washed, and not with this midriff sweater.

couldn’t think of a better name, seriously?

hilarious. wanting to build a cake now just to top it off with these bastards.

i am going to do this to broszkowski some day.

i would be severely pissed off if someone turned up with one of these and i was already half in the bag to stupid town and what oh look now a puzzle! perfect! i’m great at puzzles when cocked just let me get a hammer brb.

i wish these wedges weren’t so heavy.

then i could be arrogant in public and not just on my blog.

BLAM!

ugh gross, unrelated, my brother showed us all pics of his gf’s tits last nite on his phone. i was like how would you feel if dave showed everyone at work pictures of me like that? then he realised the inappropriate nature of the situation. my family has issues with boundaries big time. the irony does not escape me either no, don’t worry.

shh quiet, a gay blogger is creatin’.

these pants have now become dump in the ass jeans within an hour or so of wear after washing. so annoying.

i think my hair is becoming less brassy. thanks john freida.

thought i was ready to consume my beloved garbage again, not so. two nites ago i was up late again reading until my eyeballs dried up trying to beat out nausea. i think i may have an ulcer or when i was retching i tore something because i did taste blood and see blood. if i continue the rest of this paragraph will just be way TMI so anyway plantains are one of my many guilt craving pleasures and those green sour O’s sometimes too. well they were until two nites ago happened.

needing to get back on the wii fit track. tonite’s the nite.

i’m basically as thin as i was when i was 21, have been for awhile but cos i’m older i don’t feel like it’s the same type of thin, i’m not as happy by it or it’s not enough. people with body issues are irritating, i know i know. i’m trying to get over it as i finally see the fruitlessness of it all. no one wants to hear it aside from other sick people. i put myself through yo yo eating restrictions because i think it’s necessary for me personally to achieve more or be called upon for some sort of duty as a skinny person. such a warped mentality. if they wanted me, then they’d want me no matter what size i am right. a raymi is a raymi no matter what. ugh sorry it’s been stressful times and i don’t know if coffee can fix it anymore.

anyone riding post holiday blues a little bit?

ok i’ll lighten up on the hip bones stance (no i won’t).

crafty ghetto girl.

these are some of my friends.

lookin’ tired and pinched. any tried tested and true under eye bag tricks you got?

how to not be sexy.

i made videos of blow-drying my hair, dancing and singing. i’ll have to review and see how humiliating they are before they hit the wire.

have a good one back to non-work work now.

this cake is so marie antoinette sofia coppola.

absolutely fabulous.

purple bathroom love. purple toilet paper with a wizard perched on top.

coulda sworn i was at leslie’s…

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the canadian weblog awards 2010 have begun and will go on throughout the year i believe. many great canadian blogs will be profiled, featured, whatever something or other and i am nominated in five categories. they are: Art & Photography, Best Written (nice), Fashion & Style (fuck and yeah, only nominee there), Food & Drink (duh), Life, People’s Choice (open to public vote from December 1-31, 2010). cool so, no direct page to separate categories yet or a poll or anything, just making mention of but yeah, do prepare for vote battle if it comes down to it oh and it will. kind of a note to self reminder i guess so i can un-star ten billion emails. i also have no idea what the fuck is going on with this joke of an award site…..hey now they updated today well what do ya know it’s gone bunk. oh well i beat dooce in 2006 and won something every year after that. i won something in 2002 as well i remember it well i was living in maine and there was absolutely zero competition so i picked up the award for “voted most likely to show into work late” and they mailed me an amazon gift certificate for 25 dollars.

i remember my dad getting all into it too and then once i won a ton of awards in whatever award was going on at the time he was like now what are you gonna do? twilight zone voice. uh do about what? well you won’t win again next year what if there is a younger better you out there? well then i guess i’ll have to deal then won’t i but you know, this is anybody’s game right?

update: was also nominated for Lifetime achievement. they have to give me that one right? and then once i get it do they pack me up in a boxand ship me off somewhere internet isn’t?

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vote for me please margaret atwood is beating me how dare she! i’m tied in second with unionst apparently.

remember when i made a poll asking if you sucked your own dick did that make you gay? hahahahha. and every guy voted no. so funny. i’m funny.

i am like totally a unicorn now. you had your chances!

just hit up st.louis then the sky vomited snow sat with a full beer kinda eye-balled it then chugged it on the way out ahh nice buzz quiet snowflake ride home life is funny and maddening.

k here’s a bunch more. i didn’t make them tempy did and she said it didn’t make me look insane it made me “loom hot” i think she meant “look” but that’s ok that’s what i’m here for, interpretations.

omg just got hit with the lazy HARD so here‘s a set of more including one of tempy and her dog and her friend ed BYE.

despite jamie saying he thought i proclaimed i didn’t smoke ganj that much (i half-lie about that) my response email reaction to tempy sending me these was,

“bahahahahah im so stoned that’s hilarious.”

oh sunday, sometimes you fucking suck.

the tree is coming down right now. i took off all the ornaments then began to feel quite weak and faintish. i tried to give’r last nite and my version of givering these days is like half a tall can of coors light mixed with gingerale and an inch of leftover (from NYE) hurtbag unopened champagne also mixed with gingerale and blammo, gunned. oh yeah dash on top of that some back in the saddle weed. this bug tricks you up, you think you’re ready but you so are not. a splitting night time headache follows it too, lasts two days!

remember these stupid things? standards back then were pretty low.

GAH! ghost moccasins are after me! those bell socks are funny you can hear me all over the place but i have become immune to their jingle jangling so i think i’m sneaking up on someone meanwhile i sound like a stampede of pots and pans coming at you. i find i’m a stomper now, i used to tread so lightly in the condo, respectful of naybes and whatnot and now it’s all four walls floor-to-ceiling un-surrounded so i try and walk as loudly as possible. i feel like a cow. while walking i think wow i sound so obese right now. ps. notice how you get the most retarded socks at christmas time (i mean i love them don’t fret) but like yeah is there not a not-retarded sock store available around the holidays? thanks i can wear these for today only and then you get another pair and another and another all stacked up ok nevermind i am obviously out of material when i start going into depth about socks.

red popsicles exist. ha these little fuckers made me fortunes. SUCKERS! kidding kidding love you thank you. though i fear the time of ironic outsider crappy art is dead. thanks economy tankin’ now i have to like, try.

coug party pants. oh yeah, mad cougs in burlington. watch out. yes i know i look like disgusting old party face, still regaining colour. what’s my excuse for all the other times though haha. yeah i’m cool i self-deprecate it’s fine you can like me.

the dogs’ christmas present to us. all the tampons were eaten. YUM sage you fucking lesbian. sigh sorry for swearing i just mean, it’s really irritating having to bring your feminine businesses wrapped-up to an alternate garbage bin under the sink lest you come home and find it tracked all over the upstairs hallway. not embarrassing or disgusting at all.

look i got my white picket fence hee-haw! actually it’s the neighbour’s.

the insane stops never.

first solid i was able to ingest.

first of all thank you i am better much much it was awful but i am thin now so i’ll enjoy it while it lasts. there’s always a point in my life where i get ultra-thin then i’m like now what? some goal eh? what’s the point. anyway. my resolutions were covered in eye weekly hello old friends and i won mondoville’s twit awards for most overlooked TWIT of 2009 and now they need to find out who will reign supreme for Mondoville TWIT of 2009. if you give a shit go vote please. totally didn’t expect to win in the first place guess my traffic annihilates theirs.

just ran out to do some errands. everyone we came into contact with was a right piece of work. so grouchy, bitchy and ‘tudey like fuck you thanks so glad i left the house.

i’m still pretty weak and dave is feelin’ rough again. we’ve been watching lost season 5 re-catching up holy shit confusing much. the one thing you can count on with watching lost is FEELING lost. hwahaha oh friends wish i had some.

what else what else.

i have an appetite but when i eat i feel pukey i don’t think the bug has entirely left me yet. my mom thinks she’s coming down with it.

i wonder what i was thinking here.

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don’t bother with the volume, tan salon music is always crap.