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Go to the mountain if you must

the order of these is straight fucked.

(terribly) belated bday gift from me, to sass, that shirt.

two-day braids holding up.

cool left turn line-up!

that dude beside me i busted him pullin’ the massivest ugliest yawn ever.

love these ancient bridges.

i need to get a new shit purse. a purse for my shit inside of my bigger purse, purse. roots need to get did too. awful store lighting.

well if carrie bradshaw’s old face can do this then so can you no?

err. not flattering mirrors plus the tween store chick’s were spying us hard. amaaaazing twirling dress though for sure.

did not get, not practical for winter. it got stuck over my head and arms and it felt like the end of the world, sheer panic. happens lots you’re like I DO NOT WANT TO BUY THIS FUCKING SHIRT BUT I MIGHT HAVE TO COS I’M ABOUT TO SPLIT EVERY SINGLE SEAM INCREDIBLE FUCKING HULK STYLE IN TWO SECONDS HELP. my trick for that is to take a breath, calm down, inhale, tip toes and arc my back like the letter C and shimmy that fucker up and off.

sweating while shopping. my favourite.

a full bladder and weed pasties and mall anxiety. i ended up selecting a black/white striped number, kinda slouchy but not so much as i chose a small size. sass got a leopard print fur jacket thing and dave got pants and a cool shirt. i regret not getting the shirt i wanted initially and bee-lined for boxing day. kinda one-trick ponyish, but so am i, so perfect. i’ll go back for it.

oh gawd.

all this and more can be yours if you come visit me. bye sassbian xoxo.

going to try and get out with the dogs today. maybe karaoke if it exists anywhere out here tonite.

17 thoughts on “Go to the mountain if you must

  1. i literally sharted when i read this “that dude beside me i busted him pullin’ the massivest ugliest yawn ever”

    thx, i needed a shower anyway

  2. Oh man I hear you on the dressing room panic.
    Happens to me all the time and every time I promise myself, “self – we’re not going to end up in a mess like this ever again. No more wriggling into delicate, small-shouldered shirts that only fit people from the 1970’s.”
    Of course, before the month is out, you can bet I’ll be trapped in a top and freaking out about how awkward it’s going to be when I have to ask the change room girl to come in and peel the outfit off of me.

  3. my life is being invades by Larry the Cable Guy! everywhere i look there’s something that reminds me of him, gah. it’s bad enough i have to work at 2 of his shows today – 2! balls.

  4. the Git-R-Done sticker photo.
    it’s that comedian Larry The Cable Guy’s catch phrase. since i started browsing the internet this morning every site i’ve went to had something that reminded me of him. no biggie, i’m just a tard.

  5. i want to hear about it if you sing tonight

    i havent heard any updates on raymioke lately

    shoot a vid……soon

  6. I just feel compelled to say that Sass is ridiculously beautiful

    The get-r-done sticker made my day :) I have a friend that says it ALL the time and I was also unaware that it was a larry the cable guy reference.

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