how many girls called you today?
zero
how many girls called you the day before?
zero
what’s zero plus zero equal?
fag
Author Archives: raymi
a teaser shot of goofy blue jays game photos with the asshole and company. we were tanked within seconds from our eleven dollar pints+ and i realised today how much of a fag i am for hot dogs and nachos. turns out the asshole is even more of an asshole than I am when it comes to telling people off whilst drunken bicycle-riding.
raymi: it’s not your right of way
the asshole: hey hey hey come on
cabby: hurry the hell up then
raymi: fuck you
the asshole: blow me you fuck
you cats totally have to come out to this. these babes, whom no one fucking cares about in toronto cuz you’re all dicks, are comin’ all the way from scotland to grace the silver dollar on spadina, NOT college as it incorrectly states in the flyer. Nick Flanegan will be there doing his awkward, knee-slapping stand-up, some other dj shit and most importantly i’ll be there – drunk and i’ll probably make out with you. why not. i have like, zero standards.
i have a boner. this dude said fancy things about me. TONYPIERCE SPEAKS. His site puts me, you, your uncle to shame. it really makes you shake your head. anyhow, check out Interview with an escalator and you’ll see what i mean.
full-stop.
ceiling at the classiest karaoke divebar in the city.
i went swimming today And i went down the waterslide. i actually left the apartment before dark. wow for me. i need to buy new clothes and new cds. new clothes definitely so then i can stop wearing my old gay shirts inside-out and cutting them down the collar like a fag retard.
swimming. best idea i ever had.
insult of the day, “no talent ass-clown”
this is my asshole friend’s new little page. i really hate him because it looks neater than mine and he was telling me about how he was going to start one and i was all yah whatever and didn’t believe him at all until just now, he shows me it and so yeh, i hate him for this. HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE MY WAY
the best game ever obviously is Mall Madness. Everyone who comes over is so forced to play it with me. And look, i found some geeky site devoted to telling u absolutely every fancy detail about the game. it rules because 1. it teaches little girls how to be total airheads who only care about shopping and credit cards and 2. the electronic voice is so faggy, sometimes he says, “Your item costs ffffive dahhllers More.” fag. haha.
I am the biggest stupidest dumbest girl in the world. and i am sick of this blog and the limited editing shiz that goes along with. arrg.
whatever. go here. now. click my ass for more sexy images, sluts.
i refuse to go see the pope. fuck him. damn catholics.
