if i win for best blog i will “leak” a uh sexy video as reward i would offer you all blowjobs but i can’t afford to fly all over the world and not all of you have penises though i am good at pleasuring females. ew i said pleasure.
don’t forget i will also have a contest for a signed copy of marketable depression and two other luckies will get special things mailed to them and if i don’t deliver on all of these offerings you can go on a date with fil. so vote as much as you can until tomorrow when they close the polls.
