Mike says:
where the fuck is your friend jeff
raymi says:
he is not my friend he is my arch enemy jeffosidius from planet firwux
Mike says:
weren’t you like 1 years old when Kiss broke up?
raymi says:
i have been sent ten trillion lightyears into the past here, an obscene amount of lightyears behind to battle him to the death
raymi says:
kiss, pardon me but i do not understand what that word is
Mike says:
the shirt you are wearing in your picture
Mike says:
Kiss
Mike says:
rock band
Mike says:
from America
Mike says:
you are not from the future
Mike says:
you are from Ontario
raymi says:
http://www.mercerunion.org
the t-shirt of which you refer to is merely the symbol for this place
raymi says:
it has zero affiliations to this “kiss”
Mike says:
fair enough
raymi says:
one day 8 years ago i shot thee jeffosidius with a quadruple laser beam fargonaut, you know that scar on his stomache in the shape of fecal matter? that was me.
Mike says:
good work
Mike says:
he has it coming
raymi says:
do you have any advice
Mike says:
plenty
raymi says:
well
Mike says:
i’d say go for it
Mike says:
i mean why not
Mike says:
if you end up having to kill someone its just part of the process
raymi says:
my planet kylix and his have a deep conflict between us
raymi says:
an ancient grudge
raymi says:
his planet firwux has tried many a time to steal our precious griz root and waged war on my planet to retrieve it
Mike says:
he must be destroyed at all costs
raymi says:
jeffosidius’ people are not very bright
raymi says:
they used up their resources all too soon
Mike says:
they are good for slave labor
raymi says:
soon they will be out of tinklin spirits
raymi says:
jeffosidius is part of the herti species
raymi says:
they seek to impregnate the women of my planet
raymi says:
so as to bare claim to the griz root
raymi says:
THEY MUST BE DESTROYED
Mike says:
your transponder is out of alignment
raymi says:
i fear i will not be able to return to kylix
Mike says:
seriously
raymi says:
so for the time being i am adapting to earth life
raymi says:
while here i must carry out my one destiny in life
Mike says:
i reccommend the chicken kiev
raymi says:
that is to kill jeffosidius
raymi says:
i understand he has taken the form of a human male and goes by the name of jeff halpin
raymi says:
what a common name
raymi says:
harh har har MAUAHAHAHAHA
