Sleepin’ in the shanty of a brand new girl
Whattagwan ready for some tasty pics?
I got mad work to do if I’m going to be all fit and fab for my thirtieth. @_@ not to be a genius or anything but I don’t think bone marrow is very good for you.
These will be the ONLY TWO instagrammed photos of the post. Promise. I’m keeping it real no matter how I feel.
The east end is a nice little town. That it is.
This joint is a cross between Dick Tracy meets Great Gatsby. Everyone was dressed the part.
Yes I made up dickhead observations like usual but I was right and all in all it is a lovely joint with a great vibe and had a good time. Invented a new drinking game rapid fire resto naming and if the other dined there they got to go twice in a row eventually it gave way to just any fucking place in the city from diner to dive to all the upscale pretentious snooty awesome ones. I feel like foodies are huge prickheads myself included – sure sure $23 tobacco Manhattan (W.Lodge) lay it on me, right? Dickfaces who don’t care if they die tomorrow. I love it. Perfect place for you!
Apothecary bev called a Penicillin. Scotch-based. Lemon tart sweet and medicinal in taste. Raymbooze approved. Scotch tastes like paint thinner to me and the lemon cuts through it nicely and there’s a zap of ginger too. Replete with garnish candy yum.
An old fascist. The names of these drinks definitely had a lot to do with why we came here. Place being Goods and Provisions.
Don’t prick your tongue with this bad ass metal toothpick like I did.
Do eat the korean fried chicken.
I should have warned you this post was going to be intense.
Then smoked ribs + a vielle carre. That’s that. Mi gone. Mi dun wid yuh. xoxo Workout tonight.
I’ll take the ribs in the bottom picture. What is that? inside a bone?
I mix scotch and rootbeer together (of course never in public, i’d get verbally and possibly literally lynched for it)
i can admit when something tastes gross (hello redbull tastes like piss but i am addicted, zero fucks given) but i’d like just once to hear a scotch snob admit to me that it indeed it does taste like turpentine!
They would never. I would though and I’m an everything-snob.
exactly! my bf is a liverwurst snob and even he admits it looks like (and probably tastes similar to) fucking cat food but still loves it just the same -_-
scotch should just taste as good as whiskey and not act better, concede defeat and bi dun wid it.
DEWD can you give make your own comment ‘vomment of the day’?! WHISKEY IS KING!
<3 Now I will! Great idea.