Badass dream cameo
Hey Raymi,
You had a cameo in my dream last night, so I thought I’d say hi :-).
You were driving a purple rocket-powerd ice-cream monster truck with 2 GIGANTIC cotton candy cannons on the front. The cannons were shooting pink spun-sugar clouds all over pristine suburban neighborhood streets. You had comically and impossibly long fingernails, which u used as an excuse to not give any of the kids ice-cream (“I’m not gonna break a nail getting your dumb ass a bomb pop”). The cacophonous music that emanated from the massive “Fuck your ears” sound system, was an insanely loud and bass-heavy RZA remix of the ice-cream song.
Then the cops came. Sirens and lights from every direction. Coming for you.
You took off in a cartoon-like explosion, leaving nothing but a soft pink blanket of sugar, screeching smoking tire marks, and a conical flurry of exclaimation points.
Finally, LOUD construction from the building next to mine woke me up. I audibly exclaimed, “what the fucking fuck?!?!”
Kinda badass, right? But… uhhh… what the fucking fuck?
Hope all is well.
On a writing deadline right now so I’ll tell you my stupid shit later kay bye.
this made me hungry, all of it
Nana’s birthday today, call her, she is still claiming to be 79
yeah yeah yeah
Priceless!