Bloghole.

What’s been going down.

Buncha narcissism!

I just be chillin’ writin’ doin’ ma bloggy thang.

I accumulate webcam photos from day’s gone by. I constantly document, accumulate. Then forget about it.

But now I will share all that crap.

Lip piercing hole pretty evident there.

I guess this was a skeletor day, probably the reasoning behind these shots and, also I did not want to show my face.

Over-exposed feeling blogger who blogged herself in to a bloghole. And there, I just found the title for this post.

Ps listen to this song while you read/experience the rest of this.

Been listening to a lot of this lately. He seems to write about shit I am feeling at present. Similar to. Parallels.

I can tell time by the nail polish I am wearing.

And the thing I do, to feel better. Blog. I daren’t do. Can’t.

I was teeth-whitening so that’s why my face looks like this. Black Panther salute, I don’t have an explanation for that. Excraptly.

Scene change. I am listening to this song now watching leaves whirl by in fast motion and a polish woman looking at a cell phone, starring in my megalomania real life beauty scene.

I’m excited to get working/lost/immersed in my poletergeist performance.

This Christina as a blob thing is quite inspiring. I love her. I wanted to hate her but she just won’t go away and I think we are all exhausted by life right now to just give in. And how can’t you exactly? She is a breathtaking inspiration, the eye candy for this video her curves and eating cereal, hair, makeup, colours so en pointe and imaginative albeit cotton candy dumbed down mainstream with a little bit of “done before”, fine, I accept. When the pop-teen queens take one last swing at bat I dig that. And selfishly-speaking, I picture myself shmammered dancing my head off as a bar star in a shithole to this and everybody wins. #popcultureforever and while I’m at it, the Bieber puke footage? That we get to see stuff like that is how you know life rules.

Alright Erma, chill, we get it k.

Then we started getting ready for Nuit Blanche more like Nuit BLANKED oh snap. I feel like everyone floated like a kitten through that shit. Big-ups Scotiabank (I’m a long time custy!) next year give us more? Your event has usurped itself for a drunken mardi gras of 905-ers. Bech and I spent four seconds in it, meeting the girls at Bellwoods. 3 hot lesbro friends of Shannon’s, I scanned the park and spied a rave with Usher-green fluorescent LED strobe lights, felt way too Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky for my vibe at the time so we walked our bikes through the throngs of drunks. I wore my art pants. The Lesbros went their way, Shannon, me and Bechs ducked in to the safety of Brass Vixens for some private-revelry and a couple hours later the scene on the streets of Queen were legit-cray. Wow. PS. Scotiabank thanks for exploiting me in the FB sponsored ad I never agreed to, cool thanks? Everyone wants to buy my Benetton jacket now so they will be stoked about that. Influencing at work mes amis.

It was a cold/mild evening. I wore the thermal pants beneath my black milk klimt pants.

Anyway that’s what’s up. Gotta do some worky things, triceps, a run, only cos it’s so damn nice out. You will regret passing this day up outdoors. I already do. More later as uje. Going to Oktoberfest tonight with Bech.

psst. Wanna go to the Toronto Ski, snowboard and travel show? Stalk to me on twitter with the #torontoskishow hashtag and I’ll give you a pair of tickets. Limited quantities. It’s next weekend Oct. 11-14. I want pics of you on the slopes, bro. I’ll be on-site the eleventh. It’s going to be wiiicked.

Great submish Ashley!

AND these super hero hottie jock girls will be there too! Come for the Girls of Summer, stay for the Raymi.

Ain’t life grand?

I’m not like a doll, a doll is like me.

Oh, Ukraine. Thanks.

Anastasiya Shpagina (a.k.a Fukkacumi), from Ukraine.The 19-year-old hair stylist uses extreme makeup techniques and costumes to transform herself into a real-life anime character. “I’m not a like a doll, a doll is like me,” she writes on her vk.com (a European version of Facebook) page. Lots of other dreamy stuff on it too.

Ok well like I am actually going to do that myself I mean I’d love to but, all thumbs.

“Real” blog post coming right up.

CosPlayboy

I want to know more about this scene. I will happily call it a world, as I too dabble in alter-egoism, been playing Superman/Clark Kent myself since forever. I get it, I like it and with the injection of mainstream or, bettering of the cos- why for the play? Do tell.

Much thanks to Katherine Curtis for this interview. Very insightful and perfect for Halloween month.

Much love from one alter-ego to another,

Raymi Bunny.

Raymbeccablah

What’s up wizards!

Friday started a little something like this.

WTF is this How I met your Mother?

I love drag shows. I am jealous of them because if a real woman got up and impromptively lip-sank to a tune NO ONE would watch, everyone would think she’s insane and the women would crumple in to a humongous pile of self consciousness midway-through. AWWWKWARD.

Ha.

It was one of those surprise party nights. They have a raffle and someone randomly wins a huge birthday party prize pack (decorations, cake, like instantly that night it becomes YOUR birthday party!!) and one time Bech won. We didn’t win this night but it was exciting waiting for the raffle. What? It was! Shut up.

Speaking of awkward? Hotkward.

I look like doctor doo-little with that teeny pink doctor purse. Statement purse.

Local neighbourhood action watch. Watch us not give-a!

Baby crib. Nuit night? Can’t tell it was a very relaxing and partytastical weekend and both days kind of bleed in to one another also our repeat outfits. Lots of waffling, waffle pants, shirt. We did not make or eat any waffles I regret to inform you. Ate everything else though.

We have a theme-song to The Raymbecca Show BTW. The beginning of the jingle hits when we are on our bikes NON-SEX-UAL LEZ-BIAN LIFE PARTNERS IN CRIME deedly dee. Hahhaa. I am cross-eyed here as a bonus.

We biked to brassvixens through all the drunk nuit blanche stuff. We gave’r on Friday like all hustlas do so it was a Christmas beeracle we made it out at all Saturday. Drunk Zombies everywhere. Every city person I know or blog I read was all kinda over it but I loved it. I planned to storm Nuit like a Raymicane but it just didn’t happen so we shared a lovely time with Shannon instead, who hadn’t gone out for 2 days herself so she was up to get (moderately) down.

Wore my klimt pants regardless in case some Warhol scene was going to happen to me. BE PREPARED RAYMSCOUTS!

I’m going to start working on my routine for poletergeist soon. It’s going to be fun.

Going to be an awesome Halloween party! Come on out.

I don’t think I will be able to do the climbing upside down gyrating move by then (1:06) but it’s cool that someone told me on twitter that all strippers use the weekend songs for their sets now that I am in to the weekend bahah. I am so into the weekend right meow. Anyway I am going to do an homage to Today’s Special in my performance I SAY NO MORE. It’s going to be radular so that’s one Halloweenis party you must attend at some point.

You like 2 Broke girls? I got yer two broke girls right here. Ha. It was slapstick comedy intensity all W/E long.

Nuit Blanche or garage sale?

I asked that aloud to Raymbecca because obviously the merchant running this gypsy sale was full-Parkdale. Rebecca LAUGHED SO HARD.

And then the is it a Yellow Santa or a Wizard? game began. Yellow Santas cannot resist sitting right beside Rebecca on the streetcar.

Second brunch at The Lakeview. I drank mine. Pics of first brunch when I get around to it. I got a free mimosa because bees were after me. I figured out the most novel food discount ever: get dive-bombed and attacked by bees. I am serious! And I didn’t even complain or ask for anything free, nada they just waved my mimosa. I had to run inside though because there was a hornet on me my food it was embarrassing because everyone at the Drake has to hipster-behave but I was like, excuse me there is a bee chasing me. The guys to my left finally helped with a rolled-up newspaper. The server was like, are you sure just one because there are lots of bees on the patio. I was like there’s MORE!!!?? And there were. Like three more. Stupid goes, did you shower?? YES! Fuck everyone! All I was wanted was brunch and it was turned in to a Martin Short sketch. I don’t know why I even bother getting surprised or frustrated by shit anymore, it is always raining down on me I should just surf. Cool what’s next life?

No, not that.

Ahh happy place :). We had a private Nuit Blanche. Like a boy’s club in a totally pink girly club exactly what the doctor ordered. Shannon we love you!

Trying to get her on the Gangnam bandwagon.

This got an immediate thumbs down. That means someone must REALLY LOVE US. It’s true. Hate is the new love. Nice try guy.

I love ginger. I love gingerale. I love it so much they should be paying me to drink it I have several real life accounts accrued thereof influencing severe gingerale dependency upon all those around me that I love. Canada Dry, Schweppes I got mad love for either so you lemme know when you’re ready to talk. Bech may or may not have consumed the majority of 4L of gingerale this weekend. We ate like every 30 minutes. How is this not a television show yet? Bahaha.

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