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Hi guys. Last night your hero was invited to a fancy dinner housed in the Billy Bishop Hangar on TDot island, where porter flys out of. Scotiabank unveiled a new credit card merge with American Express. Amex. Yeah, they didn’t give me one of those. I asked eight times to various different people. (Ask, Believe, receive!!)(j/k maybe it was four people) but anywho come fly with me, err, dine. Flights were grounded. Someone said I look like Sarah Palin in this pic. Oh yeah? Well check it.

Pointing at the UN flag. Alaska. I mean UN. They’re the biggest custies of this airport. I was like, there’s a choice? Isn’t the UN like the boss of the world? I just thought it was funny how caj he was about it, all business. Like, obviously I pictured brown leather briefcases with golden handles gripped in a dictator’s paw. I choose my own reality okay?

Like, that one.

I know how ridiculous and grown-up cheeseballs I look. The minx can take on many forms. Lots of double takes and mistakes in the joint. The last time some of these ladies saw’re me I was platinum. It was neat hearing all the opinions people are now safe to say once you change hair colours. Ha ha. I don’t care. I’m like a nihilist. It’s true.

Gorge view.

That too.

Amazing to see them climb. I sucked at the ropes in gym class.

I was like, she is the hot one. They are probably mean to her. PROJECTION MUCH. Yes I just called myself hot. I only do that once a quarter. See you in 3 months.

We got to ride the car over on the ferry. First timer inside! It was ballin’ and a nice luxury, free parking. Thanks #ScotiaAmex. From the posh food, entertainment, wine, the war horse tickets gifts beneath our charger plates. You really turned it out.

Some clever people work in PR eh.

Haha whoops. I thought they looked cute all huddled there. Like in a meeting. Life is so wonderful and amusing, that.

Neat times.

Afterwards it was couch times.

I love my dress. I wanted to sit in it just a little longer. Normally you’re throwing clothes off and tackling jogging pants so fast the second you come in the door, but not this time. I had a vision. It was my fancy tights second to fancy dress that I have only ever worn once before. It might just become my Marge uniform.

So can I fly with this? J/k.

This shot is so Wes Anderson. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.”

Caught up on summa ma stories. SNL tweeted back to me because I asked it what the Mumford and Sons songs were from Saturday’s program and then I was like, is that you Lorney? Second time now I’ve duped SNL to pay me attention publicly on twitter. aahhhh swish. It’s cute how low my standards are. It is my total dream to host SNL someday.

Kinda Carmen San Diego, n’est-ce pas?

Is that woman posing too? I think so. Love it.

Deeeeee. Such a delight. Love her big time, long time. We met and bonded at Blogher in San Diego last summer. She looks out for me in the mommy bloggy culty bitchy scene. Mom you would love her. My friend first.

My party ticket invite. I matched my lipstick and my coat to it. I take these things semi-seriously.

Dinner was fantastic. My table guests were very fashionable teeming with it-factor and dining etiquette. Lovely ladies. We talked about cleanses and runs for the cure. Good luck girls!

Super jealous picturing someone tanning on this little slice of heaven over the summer. But more so like, right on!

In other news it’s kitten baby time at my uncle’s again. Want one? I think they’re more expensive than an Iphone 5, and some change too. Back to work, buh-bye.