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Where were we now. Oh right. I ran up 6 flights of stairs to get Madonna tickets after biking like a madwoman across town to Amy’s to get my new crazy pants so I biked in a big triangle from Libville to The Juncsh to D/T back to Libville. As I was hoofing it up the stairs I saw stars as I shook my head and laughed at myself for my stup-cray-idity. Any opportunity to get the maximum workout bonus points, take. This is the view from half way up.

This is me almost fainting out of a window. Splat.

What’s up girl. All her hair is cut off now, looks great.

MMM vodka cucumbers. Not a smart lunch snack because they truly do absorb all that up.

I’ve had these uploaded awhile, I don’t remember if I blogged them yet. I don’t think I did.

I am going to continue on my non-cheese diet. Maybe. There can always be exceptions made, rules broken. I am a pig.

Don’t wear it out.

I think I’m getting sick. I delude myself that I’m not until I am full-blown sick. It’s in my throat. Great. Send juice.

Killigrew tees I be lovin’ ‘em.

Your face makes me LOL. J/k I couldn’t think of anything else.

Mary Poppins doctor phase?

It says the word midgets in the caption. Back when political correctness wasn’t a thing. It floored me to see it.

Getting a new pair of kicks to match this dress just fine very soon. And a watch. Watch out. I am also in the market for a suitable ski bunny outfit too. Nothing to do with follow the bunnies either. I have to do some investigatory journalism reportage today too. Being a writer is so glamourous. I get to walk around in my long johns and wool socks thinking up funny and amusing stuff. With my mouth guards in hell yeah l-i-v-i-n’. I’m a loner Dottie, a rebel.

I made these rosemary potato fries from scratch. Melodie was like WOAH as we ate them like crazy and couldn’t stop til half were gone. Come for the rosemary, stay for the potatoes.

Mung beans from Shasha why not give them a whirl, they’re good for you. Don’t ask what it is just eat it and like it.

A vegan picked a fight with us in a lcbo line-up cos we mentioned veggie dogs. Are you vegan he asked, no, well I am vegan and I don’t like veggie dogs so why do you? I dunno this is an A & B convo so C yourself out of it. In further response to your Q bro, sometimes you just wanna eat scorched playdoh? My veg bok choy slop is always delish and chock-full of what the hell is this? flavour-flav.

You are beautiful.

You can buy me this. I can be a woman who does that. Not to be all Ted Nugent or anything but if I eat meat I may as well man up about it. There is no way I could ever actually shoot an animal I think. But then you watch a film like Hunger Games. I think when society starts worrying about survival, their instincts kick in to overdrive or fear. Then if you live in a country where there are no gun laws you can do something about that fear. Not to Michael Moore anything but I do have hunting moral beliefs that guilt me for sure, they come to mind with a wine label such as this. For a bottle of $35 wine.

I gave my niece her hat. She did not really care. LOL.

I always threaten to make this in to a full comic. One day when the dust settles and I am floating on a cloud with all my dream chests of rubies and gold glistening in sunlight prisms penetrating my goblets of vodka surrounding me, we will screen print fuckin’ EVERAY-THEEEEEENG make a coffee table book + another secret project, it will all be archived and published then I can get rid of all of my possessions and bagism it up. Got that!? #dream #big.

I can’t wear this hair in all the time. Maybe I’ll get a pony version of it?

I look like a house here. I was bloated. I am like 8lbs lighter in look now since it went away, my time of the month came. Can I say time of the mon to make it less icky? You can see the other bunny writers on my desktop. We created the shoot ourselves, I set the location that day. I was panicking. We shot for 7 hours and it was amazing, how it all came together. I am really lucky. Thanks boys. V, A, S, may I bring you everywhere?

Doe lashes.

Writing is fabulous because you can drink vodka during it. Not all the time though. But for when you get sad, for long stretches of time. I am a Kerouac. I am a excuse making machine. I am a breakfast in Russia and Lunch in Latvia. Na zdrowie!

Feeling pesto. There is just something about garlic and oil. Maybe I was Italian in another life. I am certainly as passionate as one It’s a fine line that passion.

Blogging for me is therapy. Photos most of all. My life breezes by so fast sometimes, a fast blur and I am quite oft asleep or distracted throughout it. Worrying, tweeting moments before they’re through, plotting, scheming, dreaming, hoping. Then I look at a photo taken in a moment where I remember precisely how I felt during that moment and I know that I survived the anxiety I had felt at the time that photo was taken, henceforth photographic therapy.

The french way is the fun way. After all. Is what they say.

Burly.

Spoken by one who is probably super annoying. No one likes haters. Biggest fib ever. Tough guy. In life I have learned to be successful all you have to be is likeable. Creeps taught me that. Because they fuckin’ hated me LOLOLLL. The likeable kid who beat out Arber and I was axed anyway, didn’t come to the finale too bad I liked him. SEE! Likeability. Tommy Hollywood didn’t either because he lost. We have fragile egos in the biz you see. Be kind to us while you turn the knife kthxbai.

4 in the morning, after that. It was a late shoot. Everyone was colourful and a trooper on set. I was honoured to be a part of it. I like that part “of my brand” hedges on rocker/groupie. Except I am the most ignorant undeserved of it groupie ever, perhaps not. I should own my klout not shy from it.

One of the gangsters. I come in with a gun in my sparkle pants and put it on a table. The guy in the fore/background is mates with Yoko (John too). I didn’t bother saying anything about anything to anyone. It was a neat social experiment being sought for my body over brains, being a no one. Knowing the others on set from another life and seeing them at work for once, not at a music industry party, working with them. It was a trip.

She has way better pics on her way better camera than these. It’s hard to feel hot about yourself at the wee hours. It will be a black and white music video too so that’s arty. Can’t wait to see it.

There. I look much better in marigold.

I like that we are both holding me??? I said when we looked at this picture after it was taken. She is also a gangster chick. Wrap party is Monday. Tight.

It felt like being in The Shining, with the floral wallpaper and curtains. Having my makeup done in the bathroom at 2am the flower red designed wallpaper was swimming behind the makeup artist’s back as she painted my face after I already painted it before I left it was surreal. A dream. A did that even happen quickie moment in time. Sandwiched between a lot of doing.

Do you know how hard it was not to blurt out my dad has a Beatles tribute band to this 86 year old former friend of Lennon? S’up Yoko!

And Madonna! Lets not forget you.

Bye summer. Blink. Gone.

I like dressing like Brunette Michelle Pfeiff-Pfeiff. Mrrrrow. Outfit by Benetton.

They’re good. They’re great. I wasn’t avalanched into holy crap time of my life rock out blown awayness. I loved all of it though, the entire experience. VIP is good too. How I got my contact last minute to come through. Drinking Canadian Club mixed and readys and saying that I did on the internet is a pretty good way to pay for tickets that you didn’t pay for. Internet, eh, you don’t say?

I thought this would be a perfect gift for my dad but how many mugs does one need really?

You should avoid stores like that if you’re sad or crazy because they speak to all the dumb crap in your pop culture head and then you come out wearing bacon pants. I dunno. I saw like ten million things that are funny for a second.

But then sometimes you see something you almost buy then really regret not. I tried to memorize some fun burns from here. I have no recall. So I guess I have to buy you this now bro.

Then narrow down which box to get for Rocky. There’s even more styles. I think an ambulance. These are the folks that make the cat turn table. Deadmau5 buys them for his cat. Lol.

Patio maven.