What do we do when we fall off the horse?
We get back on, Little Raymis, we get back on.
Ready for round II? Ah duh.
The penguins would make little runs for it it was so funny and cute, they’d puff up their chests and flap wings and SCRAM then the girls would have to scoot them back in again. We were so close we could have touched one but we’d get pecked potentially which one girl did much to our amusement lol.
I went from crying to laughing in seconds. Normally a sign of hysteria or any form of crazy but I was at a zoo extreme emotion boomerangs happen here. Animals in captivity (usually injured so it’s a sanctuary of sorts), new ones being born, winemotional. To recapyou though, Lady Garbage was put down this day + a dude ran in to me with wine glasses after a downpour (thunder and lightning scare me & rain PISSES ME OFF! If I have to be out in it)(Plus I am still sick and was at the time) are these enough reasons for crying yet? Thank you.
The universal cat call known as pss pss pss worked like a c harm we had thing thing near us in seconds. You should have seen Bech get an Eagle to squak at her to STFU! cos of her voice and annoying talking at it bahaha ps. check out her tumblr I updated like a crazyiac last night. It’s fun currating other people’s images and putting the best-ofs together or whatever. I am the shittiest best friend ever!
AW I LOVE IT I WANT IT EXPLOSION!!!! Also I am pretty. Shut up don’t tell anyone you’re making me blush.
So close. Bech looks like a 7 year old that is what I love about her.
I just said Aw Booboodoodoo out loud. If you can tell me where that term originates from I will blow a fart on your tum tum. Mom no telling.
Two of them!
It was ridinkulous. We were on our way to the stingrays and I was like whaaaaaat!
Yes that is actually what I was like. That is a thing now. I hope I get on Letterman before he retires so I can be a total asshole to him back. I don’t like how he is unraveling and being a POS (piece of sh-) to guests like a drunk prick uncle. You adapt to society, do not expect it to adapt to you. Remember that everyone.
HAhaah lovely. You can’t bring your wine in so we chug them and then go drunk in to the stingrays it is a ball of a time.
She’s all we wouldn’t let you go very far with them and I said you couldn’t catch me anyway hey colleague check out her foot! HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLLEAGUE B T W! The ghost with the most! LOL ((((colleague)))) o_O Now tune-up ma bike we got stuffs ta do tomorrow.
Wash your hands so we don’t get our dirty hands all over the stingrays.
Doing the same last year.
Rebecca is MAJORLY focusing.
We went right to work.
We’re like one of those movies based on people who work at sea world having adventures and romances and heartbreak and valuable life lessons I get to be Adam Sandler called it.
We are whispering bad girl things and daring each other to be tough guys.
Here I am bragging about this being my THIRD year in a row petting these freaky alien sharks and bein’ straight ballin’ gangster god how annoying I am sorry Rebecca (NOT).
Ya gotta get right on in there. Now why was I getting stink eye again lol. Like I care.
We were already damp, moist, and/or soaked from the downpour so what did it matter anymore? There was one particular stingraymi™ that was a punk dick! It splashed me big time, lots of people, but it was being playful really I felt cos it kept coming back for more. Some will come up for a pet they like it.
This is the one (what kind of shark is it?) that we held on to that was pretty ballsy what if it turned around and bit us? I would if some stupid girls were holding me like a snake. Raymbecca does as Raymbecca pleases.
See? she did it first I had to stop her because I have maternal instincts whilst Bech’s snake-charming ones kicked in to overdrive HAHAHA fantastic.
I am so dramatic. I was destined to be a gay icon. #truth.
Thanks a lot Raymbecca.
Oh my god seriously?
Do you come in large?
I would not quit until I held this one.
Lots of them in this area, they circle the entire pool but the meat of them are all here it’s like petting central.
Careful we’re about to get creeped.
Colleague liked this one most of all haha lawda mercy!
It was a juicy day in the Raymbohood. Atin’ and drankin’
That’s Raymbecca as sharks.
Time to dry off.
Love my neon nails.
Flirty nearing thirty.
Wiping the moisture from my stupid phone camera lens.
KEEP GOING TONS MORE TO READ AFTER THE JUMP!
Still pretty soaked okay lets do this that wine is not going to drink itself.
Just be coooool and no one will notice.
Here we come it’s the dumb dumbs.
Thank you for the salmon!
Thanks again Cheese Boutique for letting me in to your delicious and fancy elitist events world, I have the best times with you and I know all your friends appreciate the Raymi too lol they’re fun to cover on my blog.
Can I fit this in my mouth?
Only one way to find out oh hi Rebecca didn’t hear you come in.
Nope. This isn’t going to work.
Funnest location for a foodie thingy ever right. If the slide wasn’t wet from the rain I’m sure we’d have gone down it just for investigative journalism purposes of course. Growing up is a trap don’t do it!
Hiya Jenn! One of my bro’s ex naybe gf’s and one of the founding members of the sex club I was also in. There was no actual sex in it though because we were all under the age of ten or thereabouts HAhahaa. It was a box in a bush by the park in the complex. Kids are awesome. Make sure you spy on them.
Yes more cheese please Afrim. Exquisite.
Lets goooooooooo! We have another party to attend. Yep it ain’t over til the fat Raymi sings. Now THAT was the blog post title idea I was trying to remember.
This is a rescue Eagle and we got it to talk to us because we have super animal powers.
And then we went home to change and dashed over to a private party at TPL and they are the guys who do the lighting for the CN Tower. Now that is an enviable contract if I ever saw one.
We stood out a little as usual but also cos we were the new guys. It’s a cliquey industry apparently. We had a really good time and everyone seemed to be well liquored by the time we arrived, as were we. Perfect party recipe.
We checked out the upstairs.
This chain is called Jane. They have names? They have names!
Naturally, I played in there to demonstrate how cool it would be to have one of these in your office.
She’ll be coming ’round the mountain when she comes.
So much grace.
Help they captured me.
I had poodle hair.
This looks like the CN Tower LEDs to me.
Then a guy got the courage to talk to us.
And it backfired.
OMG I just remember the funny thing he said and happened. I don’t think I can share it here unfortch because I am a nice person lol.
I was in hysterics about it too I bet you are just dying to know!
Love this one.
Took advantage of the great lighting.
The head honcho Andy. He asked colleague who we were as we rick-rolled right on by straight to the bar dance shufflin’ our way there.
I wanted to keep partying but they did not so I ate all my meat on the couch instead. This is your scene queen signing off. Time for a shower!