Big-ups to my triple chin close-up, thank yew Matt the minx for that (ps we have to shoot next week because this week I have broken out in to pizza face and I don’t think you have photoshop skills that are that advanced) and now I can’t wait to see the cinnamon challenge. Have you guys heard of that? You eat a spoonful of cinnamon and then you feel like the world is closing in on your throat and you either swallow or blow cinnamon everywhere. Mine looked like spew coming out of my mouth, oh nice! Thanks Sean for showing the super fans “how it is done” with me, til next time! (This is the night that definitely got me sick it was so cold and windy!)

And in my continuing quest of becoming asian we went to Pacific mall today! First time! I was not feeling very shoppy though so it was almost a wasted effort, well not so I did get a dress and specs I’ve been after. But I didn’t get my regular gobs of crystals and kawaii type chotchkis cos I wasn’t feeling spendy plus I was looking for my burlesque outfit which I couldn’t find in that maze of shiny foreign merchandise. We browsed and ambled and then left.

This look is very big in Japan, Asia, whatever. The flowers and the lace and the doll/90’s petite dressy look thing, I think the designer who started it is called Liz Lisa. HAHA this is a Liz Lisa dress, duhoye. This dress is very Xiaxue and I just realized with my pink wig combined with this dress, over the top so her. I dig her style anyway. The shop girl yelled out to me when I put this on oh my god you’re so skinny, she was shocked it fit so well. All the dresses there I am an amazon in, she said that in the backs of dresses from Hong Kong they are made smaller than from Korea because I put one teeny one on in particular and I looked like a giant exploding out of it thank god it didn’t explode. She said I was so skinny again when I put my shirt back on so I said oh haha thank you? She meant it in a funny way like she was proud that I came in her store, it made me feel special. I gave her my card and said I was a fashion blogger (why did I say that?? haha) but I’ll do her dress proud and she gave me a good deal. I almost got these cute underwears with bears on them elsewhere 5 for $12 but we couldn’t find the place again and we were feeling nappy and wanted to go.

It was overwhelming trying to decide which flower dress to buy, every store has similar dresses all spread out from stall to stall for halls and halls and all different prices on the stickers, reduced/clearances blabbity blah, it was very bartery and some are expensive we were so suckered in. I’ll post more pics later tomorrow. We had lunch at Wills landing and I basically got to see Teacher’s commute to work daily. Tomorrow, more shopping and rehearsing. I must find a yellow two piece and a yellow kerchief for my hair. Try finding that in a sea of this.

I’m not worried, do I sound worried. Not worried. Okay maybe a little bit. TV will fix that.

Cool story Hansel.

I do not want to blog today. And we got tings to do but I think he is taking empties back so I have a few spare moments more.

That’s my game face.

Whatagwan bredren.

Ahh a piece of glass. I gave my desserts to the chicks, no dudes, all food.

Random pretty shots from Casa Loma, the first time I ever graced these halls was for a film fest party and what a bender that was, I think Gill got us in. I was dressed like a penis as usual, you can catch a tiny thumbnail glimpse here haha jokes I am funny. Anyway.

This would be awesome for my house. Watching period piece films are such a tease.

Ghostly. Spooky.

Bye friends. We miss you.

Ok you can have ONE of my mayonaisses. Fifteen cents each lol. I don’t know why that is funny. It just is.

ok chill out Diane Arbus.

This was Teacher’s. Why would you order a burger from Swiss Chalet, it’s obnoxious. I can’t blog my quarter chicken dark because I was using one of my journals as a barrier from the dog and the page I flipped it to has something embarrassing and dirty written on it so newp sorry come again.

Yesterday was all about Stella.

And how much I now hate my hair. Thanks to the wind and the Rod Stewart. I am just going to keep growing the roots until I can’t take it anymore.

I have to go put my face on so gotta go.

Oh God. ha.

Probably one of the more retarded videos I’ve made. This song is awesome and if you’ve seen the video you’ll “get it”. You’ll also note that we have moved a painting, looks good there. Good and cray.

And here is a retro raymi video of me dancing to buttons THREE YEARS AGO. Feels like longer.

Woah. Chill out H&M.

With makeup on I will look a lot better. Going to buy my outfit today. Stoked. This is just a regular casual outfit haha.

Blablablee blablabloo. Bye!

Where is my neck, or wow I gotta long neck. I look like a midget.

Baby fun to watch strikes again. There will be flames and whip cream painted on me, I will have whip cream cans for props and I guess now I have to spray it everywhere, I’ll keep it clean haha yeah right. Um yeah, will be a great time. I’m dancing to Buttons by Sia, just made a cute dance video to it. Hamming it up like cray, craying it up like ham. Jaja. When he gets back from shopping (and is making me dinner!)(march break rules!) I’ll compress and upload as for now I gotta shower. Going shopping for cray things tomorrow, then I guess Wednesday go away somewhere and Bechnique can have a Stella love affair walk party? And on Sunday night I’m going away with the cougs to a spa and to party on Niagara on the Lake then shopping over the border. C’est fantastique.

Misfit table.

ok back to work!

Gourmet grilled cheese. Was kind of gross, Was not feeling the gouda, took the second half home to be more grossed out while watching the wickerman.

We missed brunch and figured out a way around it: hangover poutine. A fried egg with bacon on poutine. Ok there.

And then this duderino in a sunbeam.

We sat on the Bride’s side and I looked around and noticed that I didn’t recognize anyone yet then across the aisle on Clem’s side was everyone I know haha, dope. Doesn’t matter, I know the bride too and who cares anyway the ceremony was not at all uptight, people and kids roving around taking photos, lots and lots of photos so I fit right in. I was like there is no way no photography rules at an asian wedding lol. I am a harajuku nerdypants groupie anyhow except not a tourist about it like gwen, I’ve had hello kitty on my brain since before high school and have all the stickers and crap to prove it.

It was nice to be in this room, I went to a Medieval ball with Melodie last year and had nice past and present memories at the recpetion, and was happier that I was way thinner and everyone (EVERYONE) noticed and commented on it. Clem your bar makes girls fat.

Le sigh.

Yay!

Well at least the peace sign isn’t as bad as duck face and is a moveable object not affecting my face, right?

Great hair day. Thanks Mythic Oil.

That blond hair comes in handy it sure does.

A most fabulous night.

It was a fun meal. It wasn’t brunch and it wasn’t lunch. Clearly I am still muchos retardedo. I got my you know what way ahead of schedule thanks to this guy.

That guy. We kept our sunglasses on the whole time jajaja.

Where is my sprite?

Gimme a break the sun is in my eyes and I am surprised my hair looked even that good.

Blue skies make everything worth it.

Barely 12 hours earlier.

Can’t wait to check out mystery camera.

I’m sure a lot will be bad and a lot will be rad.

I was pretty close to wearing a sparkle dress too. Sequins are mega in right now. Get ready to start adopting the trend then hating it, though I don’t think I will as they belong in burlesque world for forever.

Great dance times can only imagine the photos of me. Cringe. Heheh.

Hi Alicia! Cool gif thank yew for making it. Ghostface was a solid time too bad you didn’t get on stage with me (your fault!) see ya real soon. I have to plan my dance/costume now. Totally going to pacific mall, I have to look like this by Friday. I will be body painted too.

Did I catch it??

Going for it haha.

She tossed it to the little girls in front. Fine. Lol.

Open bar star haha.

Just let me take this baby and I’ll be on my way.

Told the mum I’ll see him in 18 years jajaja. he was smiling and staring at me during the ceremony, I was the only blond in sight and stuck out like cray.

Gorgeous Casa Loma reception right? Ahhhh. And it was our 1 year anniversary! Dreamy. He looked great too. Good thing I made fun of his other suit.

Gorgeous. Congrats Sabrina and Clem! Finally! Jokes jokes. Man the speeches were great, everyone said all the things I expected them to say about Clem needing to settle down and how happy the family is for them, we got weepy I believe. Aww. I steeled myself from bawling, refused to. Normally I am hosed and sobby, a nice ugly table cry letting everyone know how mentally fragile we all are right? Well not for me this time!

She changed into a red dress for dinner, it’s chinese good luck to wear red.

Made it right in time and there was an atm in the foyer ba-boom! Kay more tomorrow it’s tv time, simpsons is sucking.

After party at central then clem split to do the thing and then we of course rolled in on rebecca’s and serge and matt were there, they liked our fancy outfits. By this point I couldn’t pose any more.

Okay this background is lots more regal.

Oh Clem. Fabulous!!

ps. I brought mystery camera, haven’t looked at it yet though but I bet those shots will be fantastique.