Birthday Bounty

For me? For me!

And so it begins. What also begins is me breaking out in to a massive sweat as I type this, I’m getting sick. Again. I just downed a mug of daytime NeoCitran so things should get psychedelic pretty quick awlright. Update: it kicked in I feel much better for now.

May the good guys win and the generous be rewarded. This lovely Birthday package is from Jenn, last October We did the Edgewalk together for a charity called About Face (right now they’re taking donations for sky diving, I will pass on that one lol) and I think those are awesome circumstances to make buddies with somebody, hi nice to meet you and sorry if I barf.

This was a great experience and I bet this season everyone you know will try it out and they should, it’s exhilarating just remember you get breathalyzed so your self-medicating trick up your sleeve idea is not going to work head’s up plus being clear-headed while staring at Toronto is a better idea anyway, good for the soul searching, it’s pretty zen up there. Okay back to my spoils.

Ha hilarious love it. She said she couldn’t help herself with the Blythe doll. Now I can bring it to my dad’s to play, err, “hang out” with that other one my mom bought me for Christmas. The sooner you grow up the sooner you die.

I am excited to look like a housewife while wearing that when I wash my face. Thank you for the card with instructions on all items contained you little peach :).

Oh who’s that beside you I recognize that kitty.

Can you guess which one it will be?

I don’t know what I am supposed to do with the lego though but she is now with all of her sisters on the mantel happily watching over all of us in the living room thank yew for asking.

Oh jeez. Talking about all “things” Raymi (Blythe, Hello Kitty etc) now this. Great and just when I thought this would be a G-rated post for once. Jenn is funneh.

CUUUUTE. I’ll wear these when I spring clean the roof or Teacher can haha. Or scour a pot. Girling it up as oft as poss when yer a tomboy like me I need all the help I can get.

How adorablah speaking of!

And it gets better. Christbreakfastmas came early this year. Ho ho ho.

You are amazing right down to your cursive writing. Thank you so much!!! I have the best Little Raymis. ILU Jenn Happy Birthday to the tots too!!

I’m certain Teach got a chuckle when he found this yesterday.

Speaking of awesome LR’s Erica got me this hat! Guess who is going to have a majorly unnecessarily decked out Easter outfit this year!!? Not you!

Thanks again bud.

Now here is the crap that wouldn’t blog yesterday for some annoying reason.

I look like Poochie. Just The Simpsons version unfortunately.

Lets drop in on the caddy to see what stupid Rebecca is up to shall we?

How much should this outfit and all of me be turned in to an action figure? Shut up right! Right! Someone do it please. Then guess what everyone’s birthday presents would be from here on out. Christmas presents would be me in a ball gown, or Raymbo Bright, and Rambo! Endless characters I have developed over the years, Raymisemo and so on. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4.

Your Raymi action figure comes with bendable limbs for various stupid poses real life raymi the minx does for some reason nobody knows. I FUCKING WANT ONE INTENSELY.

Cowabunga dudes.

Rebecca said my ass was saggy yesterday. Puhlease it’s just the pants.

And these gems are when I ran out of time as I had to head out for late brunch with Birthday girl Courtney yesterday. Not bad for a Monday.

My relaxation pants are on you know what that means party’s almost over haha. Yeah right more like just begun. Nice hair, stupid.

Nuthin’ like a good hang. This night ruined my weekend. I mean I can’t party multi nights in a row no matter how much I think I am still 18.

I’ve had this shirt for a long time. It gets looser as the night goes on until it’s just barely covering my jubblies.

Next up, drunk brunch bye!