We got blasted. Oh man what a tornado. I take life by the balls. What’s more fun being blasted or annihilated? I shall make a poll.
Now, here is a very decent gentlemanly email that just came in.
Hi Lauren ( typed with a french accent )!
I have to comment on the Jack-Off who stood you up the other night! I bet he didn’t even have tickets because if he did ANY reasonable person would have arranged to get them to you so they wouldn’t go unused. He knew well beforehand that he wasn’t going to make it and ANY decent person would have at least called to give a heads-up. Speaking as a former horny bastard I agree with you that he was probably trying to get some….On behalf of the decent guys out there I feel compelled to apologise to you for that sack of shit.
Finally, by all means tell me to mind my own business if my emails ever bother you. I’m not sure how many followers you have and maybe you get lots of comments from people about your postings but even though we haven’t even met yet I feel like I know you ( at least a bit ) and, so far, think you are a decent, likeable and definitely opinionated lady.
Regards, G
I spend a lot of time alone and lead a pretty monastic life to counter balance all the insane events i go to so your emails are fine and welcome :).
that being said yeah he was a dope and i had a feeling he’d bail but i called his bluff and his hand was weak.
if anything it was a subconscious decision to blank out any other thing going on that night so i could have more me time.
thank you though, that’s sweet. and Im going to blog it because some woman said the very opposite thing of what you said in my comments so it’ll work as perfect ammo. thanks G.
v Says:
December 1st, 2011 at 12:40 am edit
..i think that is a rotten thing to do to a boyfriend. fuck passive aggression, if you don’t want to be in a relationship, then move on i say. don’t go on a date with a guy you don’t want your boyfriend to meet who wants to screw you and plan on getting drunk and try to act like it’s ok.
sounds like some kind of subversive revenge.
they have a place for situations like this:
http://www.baggagereclaim.co.uk/
i’m disappointed. i read your blog because i thought you were an independent chick that i could relate to. this makes you seem like someone who i’d have zero respect for in real life and yeah i have a chip on my shoulder about stuff like this but whatever.
good luck.
adios.
raymi Says:
December 1st, 2011 at 2:05 am edit
LOSER SPINSTER chill thanks. do you live in the sticks? do you understand independence and omitting personal details to my life because people like you get a little too invested? you’re taking something out on me, this situation with my “friend” that I am in the right about, good grief lady. I love my boyfriend and we love our life together. Get over your shit.
jo Says:
December 1st, 2011 at 3:13 am edit
I specifically came here to tell you I am loving this post. I also think the insecure commenter is hilarious because it just reiterates your whole point of chilling out and trusting people. anyway, respect.
raymi Says:
December 1st, 2011 at 3:30 am edit
it would never occur to me to interfere in someone else’s life, their choices, potential fallout. quite shitty of her actually, anti-feministy all around. tired of girl hate. thanks jo
You can have a boyfriend and have a life too, moron.
Muah.
See, much like our good friend G up here (and you will learn just how good after the holidays ;)) I have class and come from good breeding and manners, I would never screw someone over like that and if I had they’d be mad at me (and rightly so I agree!) for months, it’s true. I bailed on Doug Coupland with Courtney years ago and she was pissed at me for two years. Oooh chilly! Ever gotten a frosty hug from Courtney? Lol Now we are besties yay! So the moral of the story is, we are all grown-ups now and we don’t screw each other over, capice?
Oh my god I look like my mother, more of these comin’ right up! I crashed hard today, meh. Deserved it. Needed it. Teacher will be napping all night. I bet I will gain 5lbs in delivery tonight. I want to say Take away like Bridget Jones.
