Shit for the bon vivant
don’t worry I bought new stockings, changed when I got there. Legend.
Half past six or so we took a cab to spin toronto. I didn’t want to go, but he said Susan Sarandon would be there so I did and I threw on ol purple. Which won in the polls. I’ll take goldy out tomorrow for a spin at the Thompson party. I only wear sparkle dresses to the Thompson now. I ran into Susan again in the Thomson lobby a couple hours later, after talking about her with my dinner crew, she flicked her eyes at me, made me feel like shit! Then we made it a thing for the rest of the night. It sucks because I love that woman but anyway you can’t win ‘em all Lebowski but you can certainly die blogging about it, I mean trying. Trying is for losers though, I just do.
The weather was shit. snp said I looked like a witch (and “that’s awesome.”) when she walked in to the party, Katherine Keener was standing to my left gushing to Susan about her new hot spot (co-owner) as Teacher and I were ducking out. It was supposedly a compliment. She’s gone as Cruella for Halloween, we both play villains.
That society prop of a purse is a Kate Spade. Britt said it was ugly. Stew got it for me from her official film fest party at Harbord Room. Everyone knows emerald and purple go together, also, auburn. Susan wore a green emerald city mayoress jacket, I was on to her about that much as she was on to me for my outlandish dress.
Argo guys over there to the left. We made friends with them later based on a self-imposed dare (I was proving a point to two nice chicks we be-friended) of throwing ping pong balls at them. The older I get the more I regress, they’re just lucky we weren’t in an actual playground. Actually, that’s pretty much what all bars and drinking establishments are nothing but kissing tag in disguise.
We got polluted. The drinks were great, very foodie cocktaily? What’s the word I’m searching for? Shit for the bon vivant.
Candied bacon. My cholesterol must be ridiculous.
Is it just me or is everyone hotter lately?
Jessica said I knew Raymi back before she was famous. I said HEY I was famous back then too! ha. But it’s true me and this girl got mad stories, back in Heather and Eric days and I was seeing the Spaniard. Mod club, Tequila lounge at Bathurst and Bloor, lots of bands. I saw Gogol Bordello there. Euros are crazy at shows, the co-singer babe chick wore a raccoon tail hat and military stuff. A.R.E. Weapons, Peaches, Ladytron, MC Paul Barman, you name it I saw it at 19. No wonder I went insane at 19.
Like Lisa, she is hotter too and her hair is longer and she’s thinner. We are in a competition now. I will show you a picture that Lisa took of my tits in San Diego now that I “stopped caring”.
Blogher lol. We all make mistakes, right ScarJo? Now that was a party. I made Lisa drag me out before I came on to a drag king. You “found” me Lisa. ps. if you want an actual review of spin toronto her post is up.
I like to keep ma face hues Geordie Shore. Wot uv it ma?
Can’t! Blackberry went to shit. Got my new phone and my contacts are all gone, so I have to make time to go back to my old phone and blaaaaaaaaah :(. Well I can tweet but I don’t have your numbers so email me or text me your name and i’ll add to contacts thanks! I lost all my sexting partners baha.
That little Lady Gaga was playing like a professional madwoman with an adorable older man, assumedly her dad, they were the same little height, fun to watch.
This is the back room. Picnic benches line the middle.
I recognize some faces.
Really love the bunker feel and the sharp stark utility metal bottle shelves. Classy bomb shelter, can get to the bar from either side and hide from people.
Even though Lisa is asian I was better. Ha no, equal. We worked up a sweat. Fun.
Dress up ping pong, keep it fabulous ladies. What have we learned from ANTM? Model sweats like a ball gown and a ball gown like sweats.
Jessica was going to Barbados the next morning. Jealicious!
Keeping the flow going when the cameras would come around and see how much I sparkle? How could you not zero in on that? Christine said she saw me on ctv and city pulse highlights. SEND ME screenshots if poss.
I never got to play when we went to the spin TO party at burroughes building cos of all the hipster hoggers. It really was an amazing party. Considering I was not in the mood at all to totally shamelessly enjoyed myself, that’s gear.
To my right (your left) that little alcove where you can check your coats, is where Teacher first spotted Judd Nelson. !!! O_O! What? Seriously? I spread it to 40 people.
Faaabulos time dahlings mmmyes.
Almost went through this, so fast. People were slamming balls down 4 at a time. Mental!
I keeps it game show.
This side room was very boys club. Fun clusters of bromance.
Whomever did the PR for this jam should give themselves a pat on the back, packed all night, with billions of notables, fashion elites, it-people, you name it.
She works for msn. HI!
Ping pong chick vs. Judd Nelson. I felt like I was hallucinating.
And why is he dressed like he forgot it was civvies day? Teacher went out for smokes with him and they became friends. You know how you can tell someone your life story in the time it takes for a smoke? Oh man! It’s all my stupid dress’ fault.
Whatever man, I am stealth incarnate.
Whatever, the chick in the purple? Hated me. Ping pong model/athlete? Her too. WTF right? It’s my dress it announces me and I don’t get a fighting chance. We’ll see how gold goes over tomorrow.
Look how much he is sweating. His hand is on me too. I could retire now.
My mom said what she would have said to Susan had she had the chance oh shit here we go…
She’d have commended her for leaving Tim Robbins and to not be embarrassed like Demi Moore right now. Uh but Tim is like infinity and leads prisoners in a drama class and does good plus their age gap is like way smaller than Ashton’s and Demi’s and it’s Demi’s fault anyway for copying Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake in the cougar race.
She’s like why didn’t you tell her that? My mom asked. Because that is wicked TMI and personal and you think I don’t have a filter, friends, have you met Tracey?
All I did was try too hard to make her like me and gave her my business card, she denied me a photo meanwhile my new best friends the Argonauts whom I played ping pong with show me their cell phones with like slide after slide after slide of Susan posing with them for photos!! HAhahaha.
And this is the story about how Susan Sarandon hates me. That’s her there. Breathtaking! And oh whatever guy you’re standing beside Judd Nelson and Susan Sarandon I’m trapped in the doorway (it was dumping rain out still, trying to get my umbrella in order), Katherine f-ing Keener is broadcasting IN TO MY EAR over to Susan, “Hey you’ve got a really popular club here…” wait is that Judd’s son? My friend said it’s cos she didn’t want to look old beside me, Stevie Nicks does the same thing to chick fans. AWW!
And then as another coincidence (after running IN to Susan Sarandon again in the Lobby of the Thomson) our friend has this up in his office, he has come in to possession of it by way of the W. Dear Susan please don’t ban me from your ping pong bar, I loved you in Step mom and I told you that I admired you for protesting and shit, Also I’m friends with a hippie musician you and Tim adore that had you known I’m sure you’d have posed in a photo with me. Kthxbye.
Now hold hands with her.
Some of these are out of order I thought this post was just about done ughhhhh.
Time to get a new camera.
Ok is this Katherine Keener? She had the same voice and she hit me with a ping pong ball and then gushed apology to me twice at two separate party intervals and I was still in party shy mode so I never really looked her in the face but now I am wondering…
First time wearing hoop earrings ever in my life. I am 28 years old. I was kidnapped by a cult and lived in the mountains for many years is why I dunno I’m a tom boy.
This is when KK look-a-like pinged me and I pretended it really hurt. Hit my shin.
I’m so glad I have reconnected with this chick.
Buhhh. K Happy Sunday!