exploit thy down time

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got em flaunt em whatever em may be. i was a manic torpedo this weekend. stir crazy windmill around the room. so much energy as well as monica geller-level perfection neurosis.

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ya i’ll take that sign down soon get over it.

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i thought my cleanse was supposed to start today. that’s like finding out you get two extra party days learning that it’s not.

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for me i enjoy not partying and being good to my temple. surely. heh.

sigh. shirley temple. get it?

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keeping on track. party within your limit. you do not want party face.

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i say this to you as i go between coffee and heineken because i am celebrating not having to begin my cleanse until wednesday and i am hung you see? hahah. i am about to embark on two weeks ZERO BOOZE which i have done NEVER so SHUT UP. MONDAY HUNG DAY FOLLOWING STRUNG OUT SUNDAY make sense no? i should be napping right now. not a chance. had my work out this morning at TMR as usual it was a good one.

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i threw that shirt (the tank) in the garbage after these i vowed to never wear it again after its last work out with andrew it’s so cheap and the white has turned, not white. gross.

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every drink i make is fabulous. frosted glasses too.

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i am listening to what my next dance song will be. i listen to the same 30 songs everyday.

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my bad habits are rubbing off on teacher. right now it’s chocolate.

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and eating a lot.

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i make a good high-end sangria. i even frost the jug. oh yes. i secretly popped it in the fridge overnight. capital (the best) mental.

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i enjoy my saturdays. i am a psychotic workaholic. even while givin’er i am henry bloggins.

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made dinner at midnight. slept til three. totally forgot about it until the photos. this was delicious. i had two fry pans going and everything. i am like britt vacuuming at three in the morning during a house party she was hostessing aHAhaahaha. Muuust clean CLEAN clean clean cleeean. seriously. that is admirable. or as gill says CLEAN AS I GO. i cooked turke breast at midnight. cut it up on a cutting board, cut off the fat, veins (i am precise and have very high standards, picky picky picky) and cooked it with the leftovers from bier markt and my own added yellow pepper other stuff yawn you get the idea this is in case people with lesser kitchen bravery or creativity than i can parody it.

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and then i found time to make an egg fluff breakfast pad thai. i know. cabbage slaw based, with prosciutto, bit of jerk, bit of west indian matouk’s. generous black pepper.

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someone was about to get mega crabby i whipped it up in time. i plated it on spinach and that nice balsamic.

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this, cut with soda water, vodka, shake a bit but be careful cos it will explode out of the shaker. fuck science oh and you will when it shoots up into your face. actually don’t try this at home because you are an amateur and i am an expert psychopath.

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i am spoiled. he went and got supplies all on his own. smarter that way as it gave me the opportunity to clean up after the prior evening’s ghost partying wuhhhappened here? how did every single drinking glass get used? you should see the dishwasher right now oh god.

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my live thoughts space. my twitter protest. taking a photograph and then blogging it is like scanning film, how i began on my blog you know i used to develop film everyday and scan in those photos and html them onto vice’s messageboards holy as if anyone would ever bother doing that now.

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ok nappy-ish time. the hot water here last 2 minutes only so i can’t marinate my brain problems away.

i will walk the dog instead.

i am making headway with totoro (one of the cats) aka the terrorist aka enjoys puking in front of the fireplace for all to see and too enjoy. we hugged this morning and she was purring. all these animals are female too. teacher is thinking of making a twitter account called SHE SAID and it’s all my quips that get gary busey’d out of me. brilliant idea.