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check’s in the bank you’ve forgotten who to thank

i gave that entire gift bag away to a hobo. took out the lint pads and some dermalogica thing. i don’t need this stuff, no one does. there was food and snacks and candy and drinks in it. he had all these bags at his feet why not one more. i didn’t want to bike with it home anyway.

rode by narwhal and rode right on in to say a hello.

almost tipped her.

bringing it back ’round to adorable.

kristin is lookin’ fiiiine.

friends with you is more adorable than me.

only just barely though.

i swear to fuck it happened again. they came for the blonde and stayed for the red.

i did it skidfanie! BOOM! heard all about fubar sequel. no spoilers sorry. it’s going to be epic. i pulled out my dvd that i stashed beneath a pillow and said look what i had to hide from you and everyone felt all endeared. meredith and i were shitshowed and went off into the ether. ok more stories later baby has to clean up for a serious lunch date.

11 thoughts on “check’s in the bank you’ve forgotten who to thank

  1. WICKKKEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD you rule. and a tiny part of me thinks im cooler too cause he’s sittin on my pillow

  2. That haircut (curled especially) makes that shirt look 10x more awesome! I’m a fan of puffy shoulders when people can pull them off.

  3. Somehow I imagine THELMA & LOUISE, Toronto-style, two bicycles driven by Raymi and another woman, the bicycle-cops in hot pursuit from the Tim Horton’s as the ladies each have one hand clasped to each other as they drive off the Scarborough Bluffs…

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