lived in bars danced on tables
wanted to look like gwyneth’s new ‘do, i’ll take uma as a runner-up.
hangin’ around waiting for melodie to send her birthday thank yous out on the internet.
so pale. not no more though, went for a nice tan yesterday.
spilled hot sauce on this on the only white strip. COOL. pre-face fixing. wonder if i’ll wash my hair today or not. maybe i should push it one more day?
quite the spectacle yesterday walking around in this dress, with this hair and these boobs and that ass and those legs and and and.
messy face hair pics used to be my thing. why did i do that so much? so hot.
right at this very moment my hair looks so tarded. gayest wig ever.
i feel as though you’ve missed me.
been eating tons of this lately. been eating tons lately. where is the off button?
jeremy said we made parkdale look good.
mr. cafe taste his very self. patio party may 21 guys!
hot tanned yoko mary kate and some guy carrying her food. wicked.
francesco and his sandwich. is it cock blocking putting photos of random dudes on my blog, cock blocking myself? is everyone assuming i’m banging everybody anyway? does it even matter? hello is this thing on?
meanwhile melodie at the mascot. love that place.
walked my ass on up ossington.
held anna hostage and made her eat with me.
oh why not.
ran out of time to do my eyebrows. (tint).
molten cheese with whatever meat that is and wraps. 7 bucks. pretty good all around.
caught in the downpour. so annoying that rain. rain is expensive man. cabs cabs cabs. bars. cabs. fuck.
off to band critique.
you can see my mexican stain and fat stomach. i pissed EVERYBODY off yesterday mentioning how bloated i was infinity times. yes i know drawing attention to it only highlights the problem area but i just couldn’t stop whining. one day a month guys, deal with it. sorry again though. next time i will just stay inside where it’s cheap and hidden.
hair stylist cheating already.
ben needs just as much if not more attention than i do. disaster.
it’s not going to work out guys. hahaha.
he wishes he was a velvet black panther. this guy is funny actually i’m remembering a ton of things said yesterday now anyway his band is playing friday at the silver dollar. go see them, i’ll be working. say raymi sent you.
game show pose. meredith made that beautiful necklace and gave it to me for my birthday.
not true i can always have more.
ok do i wash my hair or not. hmmmmmmmmmmbyeeeeeeeeee.
dance rehearsal in an hour rain FUCK OFF!