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been busy

the lyrics to this USS song are hilarious. makes me laugh my ass off if in the right mood.

Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

I took your HB, 2B and your sharpie
Your protractor set, laptop and PC
Now you can’t write, nor can you type
Let’s just say your office supplies are really tight
You can walk and talk, but you can’t use chalk
I’ve even got your blackboard on my jock
I cock back your stapler with my hole punch caper
The Grand & Toy bandit cause I’m their paper clip taker

Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

Finders keepers
3 ring binder weepers
Death to your desk, I’m the cubicle reaper
No ethernet, no internet, no email, no
Actually I saw your modem in an old box at my yard sale
Frustration
You lack a power point presentation
No pointer, no laser, just a pencil with a wore down eraser
I own your paper, stapler and your hole punch
And while I robbed your office
I even stole lunch

Stationary robbery
I stole your pen, so you can’t even write again

dear aunt raymi

I had a dream about you last night. I’m sure you get that line alot. Sorry. I think you were at a family gathering of mine with a friend of yours. The pseudo funny part is that Brad Pitt was also in this dream, and I dropped everything to talk to you and only you. Gay much?
Anyway, I’ve let your blog influence my life for a couple years now, and I’m ok with that. I think I grew my hair out because of you. Ok, no. Not really, but maybe. I consider your blogging an art form. you’re such a strong, beautiful woman, and I greatly admire you for that. With all that’s going on in your life, I just wanted to share that with you.
If you ever come to Chicago, I want to know and be your friend for an hour or more. We’ll get Mexican or Chinese food cuz that’s my diet.
Now it’s time to do my dishes or something like that.

Sincerely,
Diana

slack off posts will end shortly.

went to a rock store last nite and was amused to hear them listening to the new tegan and sara record. amused because one of the chick employees had a tegan and sara haircut. i was smirking the entire time about it. secretly. internal smirking. reminded me of this: watch clip 4. sidenote: can you believe i haven’t seen real tv in over two months? i can’t get over how much i used to watch it (evenings) can’t say i miss it. maybe some shows but yeah, real life is better.

ok that’s enough investigative journalism reporting for today time to get high, drink more coffee with cougar cream booze and vacuum this fucking place. i just picked up a mountain of dog hair from along all the kitchen baseboards. impressive and sick. no wait, c’est amusant!

7 thoughts on “been busy

  1. raymi. you have such fucking weird toes. in that photo they look like cramp, if cramp was a tangible object in human form.

  2. it nearly gives me cramp to look at it, which is quite funny, you’d think the varnish would take the edge of, but somehow it makes it worse. ok stopping now, sorry.

  3. my feet are narrow and toes squashed into diagonal slant from years of dancing i have to purposely open them so you can see each individual toenail colour. so that was intentional just for you kirsty.

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