she fled the scene like a wolverine
apparently i’ve been tanning in mexico all week long and i’m looking more and more like my mother. fil pointed that out too and i was secretly thinking it anyway. she doesn’t pose like this. maybe it’s cos i look mature? elegant, yet trashy? tanned cougy? here it is bigger for your scrutiny.
next party i throw will be cougar-themed. no exceptions. girls coug, boys coug OR dress like young dudes hahaha basball hats, over-sized jeans and everyone smokes ganj and dances to top 30.
and i’m 20 again nice! i won’t fuck it up this time, promise! (promise not guaranteed).
i’ve been on a shirt destroying altering blitz. trying to stave off a shopping spree. i know i’m gonna buy something either today or tomorrow (need a new shirt for saturday’s wedding reception party). anyway this thing had another layer of shirt beneath the mesh and i cut it all off and kinda hacked at the bottom to shorten it more. why didn’t i do this months ago? ps. that black mark on the tub is from a glass shelf that fell off from above the toilet (and nothing was on it, there’s also one left above the toilet, totally stable) and busted into a hundred pieces when we first moved in. it was tempered glass and super heavy. we went out to brunch and came back to it shattered, it obviously hit the tub first and chipped it. i hate that it ghettos every photo i take in the mirror so i usually try to hide it wow look at that what an interesting insider fact you just learned! how enriching.
that’s a box of canvas frames on the floor. we need more space. didn’t wash my hair yesterday i try to go as long as possible after a dye. today is definitely the day.
we went to shoot chickenfoot at the sound academy last nite. sammy hagar’s new band. also chili peppers drummer chad is in it. guy seriously had an eye crush on me in the photo pit. too bad i can’t share fil’s and my hilarious conversation before we left. oh fuck it. basically i’m like who is van halen, i mean i know who they are but are they canadian? did they do that song? (insert ten ACDC songs) oh ok right here right now or whatever no not that one just right NOW right right with the words in the video yeah the song in the crystal pepsi ads. me + rock star privileges = total waste and extremely infuriating amusing.
vip area.
this photographer looks like a pothead we know haha. another photog stood on the tip of my shoe and didn’t know so i kinda shoved him in the small of his back, he turned around and saw me sitting there and well, i’d like to think probably went home humiliated out of the very being of his soul. nah, it wasn’t a big deal at all, just a detail for you my friends.
greeeeeeeeas-ay.
i text-bragged to my brother and he didn’t write back. he was probably too jealous to, yeah that’s it.
thanks tina <3 - fil and i were the only ones allowed back in the pit after the first 3 songs were over (typical rules for photographers) so i had to take pics and act involved even though i just wanted to jam out. the hatred from behind was certainly palpable. so basically i have 400 pictures and videos.
hey there. i pussed out on throwing my cards on stage. unprofessional. yeah like that has ever stopped me before.
cool story.
JD bottle guitar!
gross dude i busted pissing in the ladies. he was like 60 and totally blasted. i understand getting annihilated with friends but like, going out alone gettin’ concussed and being a total liability to yourself and others, why do guys do that? black outs maybe?
i love to purposely include security in the shot, their facial expressions are always the best. so annoyed.
still here hi.
serious dead will ferrell ringer.
sweet lookin’ gibson.
awesome.
i’m still winning. i planted the happy face mid-march.
why is facebook and twitter taking turns takin’ shit naps today? apparently it was hackers and FB can’t handle the traffic flood thanks to twitter being down.
total will ferrel. you should paint white over the snag in the tub!
i should buy porcelain chip but like i would ever remember to
Twitter and Facebook are going down today due to attacks, livejournal is too but who uses that fucking thing anymore?
http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/08/06/serious-twitter-outage-ongoing/
Drummer dude looks like Will Ferrell, right???
yeah i just figured it out because i am columbo
totally blair
20! jesus i was 67 when i played wii at my rent’s.
oh and seriously FUCK fb is such a piece of shit today
how is that even possible you fuckin run in real life!
ps i cheat on the balance tests hahaha
and yes i know i need to tell everyone on twitter right now i updated my blog so they know to lurk it GOD
ya i was about to be all will ferrells in chicken foot??? uncanny
The drummer is Chad smith from the Chili Peppers, and the guitar player is one of the best guitar players in the world, that’s pretty cool that you got to see them play.
mike you need reading glasses “also chili peppers drummer chad is in it.” fil also pre-informed me about joe.
I AM JEALOUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Wanted to see this show so much… youre lucky!
I think the new brown hair is making you look more tanned.
Hagarfoot over Tool = ???:(
i never had a nerdy goth stage
i’d love to see tool, but i was shooting sammy hagar playing some fine gibsons.
tool WOULD be frickin awesome.
although i hear maynard james keenan is a major douchebag but what else is new with rockstars pff
tool’s still touring? i’m a massive tool fan but i’d prolly pick the chickenfoot show considering they’re new and they wail and tool’s just milking it now.
Drummer is the drummer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers
unrelated to the show–your hair looks great…really great
Not to be heavy, but here goes
Sometimes I stare at your photo and think “Who is that girl, is that my baby girl”?
Do you think you are starting to look like me or is just the mannerisms?
MJ, the photographer who met you yesterday said, “I can see where the posing came from….
For the record, He also mentioned “you are good at what you do”
P.S. Are we invited to your Cougar party? and
If cougars are only into men who are their own age
Does that disqualify them from Cougar status?
why do you ask yourself if it’s me?
i think women of a certain age are called cougs regardless if they date younger or not, the term has evolved to describe seasoned bar chicks. i also don’t see it as a diss at all.
Really? I thought it was because their jowls start to sag like a mountain lion. I’d be pretty offended if I were called that…. and a woman.
it’s a funny term who cares. i think it has more to do with being on the prowl, hunting. there are way better meaner words to slag a woman’s looks.
I don’t know exactly why I ask this
maybe cause the blog depicts you in a different light and hold onto your blond childlike innocent days…
Moms do that perhaps
As for Marks comment about “jowls sagging like a mountain lion”
Put his face real close to the PC, I’d like to scratch him up with my cougar nails
IDIOT!
what! I didn’t invent the definition!
Lets play “Mark in the middle” with all my coug’s
you’ll be mincemeat
and will go running home to mom with your tail between your legs…….
whaaaaaaaaaaa
… hot?