strictly handheld is the style I go
oh hi there how’s it goin’? good? good. me too.
i forced them to invite us over for these guys. now we owe them jambalaya.
in case you forgot, i’m really fuckin’ funny. hysterical even.
check out that cave hair, bravo. tell it to take a bow steph. right now. cos you know it can.
my body language represents a person who is closed off. that’s something my mom would say, has said. steph why were you making me feel so uncomfortable like that?
WHAAAAAT THE HELL IS THAT OVER THERE IS THAT MY FERN!?
um, have you been misting it with windex?
it’s ok i’m not sad. you are its only chance at survival, THAT is the only sad part about it. jokes. it’s just “interesting” that all your other house plants are thriving all strong and healthy looking. stupid fern, i thought you were the plant for nerds as in no sunlight required.
all concerned parties are confidant fern will make it til spring. oh i’m just hamming it up i don’t really give too much a care about that plant, i’m just grateful it has a chance to make it back over here no thanks to cid I CAN’T HAVE ANYTHING NICE. fil gave me flowers once and i had to put them in the wine fridge. how romantic.
fil wore one of my hair clips last nite cos he was feeling eccentric.
sorry for the blur.
sorry AGAIN. kekkibam.ca
I BOUGHT THAT BIRD IN THE GLASS THING.
cute. cute. cute.
i can’t wait til i grow up and start collecting whimsical adult things instead of strictly magic pony toys.
i’m not 100% certain but i think a hippie lives here. maybe. not sure entirely, but there is a strong possibility of it.
A+ vintage matches collection.
i pulled an annoying and ate mine bunless with a knife and fork. it was SO good. then we had seconds.
if you are wanting to leave you’re gonna have to DRAG ME OUT OF HERE.
fine then, bye. next time no hockey, girl tv ONLY. see yuh wouldn’t wanna be yuh! remind me to actually start saying that please, i think it will go over well. quite.
oh yeah i was feelin’ my eye makeup, no one noticed, or cared. i like how the orange of my hat really brings out the orange of my face makeup and newly tinted (jergen’s bronzing lotion) face, way to go flash.
my hair was also on the ball last nite, i got a new tip for growing out bangs to keep them swooped thanks to steph’s friend sarah, if you want to know it you have to email me cos you know, i don’t want this shit to spread. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
1) I would like to know the secret of the swoopy bangs, I had a horrible bang issue this morning, they suck.
2) What is that on the fridge in the pic sorry for the blur? I used to have those, whatever they are. It was some Fashion Plates thing (ok, that might actually be the actual name) and I loved it.
3) PS – I first read about the Zoloft and the WEIGHT and the WTF!!!!! here and have since read it everywhere, I’m off the damn shit crap now and thank you so much for making me stop thinking I’m just a fat lazy fuck.
Keep em coming.
Sara
mornin! raymi have you raffled off those onesies yet???
p.s. more fullhouse pleaaaase.
i took 200 full house pictures last nite and no i’m a lazer have not written out yer names yet cos i’ve been slob city, i plan to make a video of me doing all of it i MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT do it today, what is more important to you full house post or onesies?
sara, email me for the magic secret.
its true you are hilarious and its true i was under the impression i was a way better horticulturalist.
you will always be MY horticulturalist even if you kill my plant.
those are kekki bam originals up there (kekkibam.ca)
ehh..you have a wine fridge?
HAD a wine fridge.
..Never rock the mic with the pantyhose.
my hair is scaring me
what happened? did cid toss it out the window?
ry’s cats smash everything. all the time. last nite sebastian picked up one of my big thick beautiful beer glasses, held it over his little head, pointed at me, and hurled it at the floor. or something to that effect. either way it smashed everywhere.
anyways I feel for you and your fern.
i put it on craigslist and a lady came to take it away like the gun rack from wayne’s world, we do not have enough bottles to necessitate a wine fridge. omg i love sebastian so much so sosososoo much invite us over soon so i can have ten minutes of unblinking eye contact with him thanks.
um it is impossible to choose between onesies and fool house, they like belong to eachother, are one in itself as in reading raymi’s fullhouse post in onesies = BLISS just raffle the damn things off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that requires writing out each name with pen and paper
yeah steph your cave hair can take a bow
I want to have all of those quirky things in my apartment.