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now that the wine fridge is gone the crap on the floor is more obvious, hate it.

made new butt shorts, i changed outfit last minute slightly and i should have covered my arm last nite it bumped into so many people and is now scabbing all gross (normal) but i’m still paro, i better not have cooties.

i was going to do a shotgunning ketchup pose (of course) and the lid was barely screwed on so this is an almost holy shit reaction.

grossman’s wall is my favourite sketchy wall in all of toronto.

once i gave our waitress one of the camera cases from my swag bag she was very generous in her wine pouring, this was to the brim before i sipped it and took this.

ugh, and so it begins. this guy smelled like crazy, WAS crazy, crazy drunk, aggressive, and we humoured him for way too long as you are about to witness in the following pictures. enjoy. i am so glad i was sitting in the corner protected by the table.

poor erin, this guy talked all over her food, so gross.

he said we were all hot and then accused us of being against queers, said he had a wife but he’s gay, he was all over the place. he eventually called me a punk cos i told him he blew it by touching my friends way too much and i gave him three warnings and politely said if you don’t tone it down i will be forced to get violent. HE ALMOST PULLED HIS DICK OUT!

natalie was going to gas peddle him. she went back and forth between cheering him on and hating him, at all the wrong times too, someone would go to the bathroom and miss out on how much further he was taking things. he called fil pretty and would not shut up.

he lifted his shirt ten thousand times.

sigh. thanks but no thanks.

um we fuckin’ get it already.

then he drags an innocent chick from the other side of the room into his layer of crazy.

aaaaand this is how much other patrons were appreciating him (my favourite picture). the girl was trying to help him out, at first you pity these guys right then they get on your nerves cos they’re so cocked and don’t realise they’re pushing their luck. natalie said she was two hours too late in helping him relax.

red shirt hi there, he was pretty close to removing crazy’s face.

fiiiinally matt goes and complains when he tried to show us his dick, i almost wish i didn’t stop him cos then i’d have an awesome picture for you guys. he told me he had been going to grossman’s before i was born but it sounded like i wurse cominz here befur you wiz even BORN. (he referenced this important FACT multiple times) so i said AND? what is your point? they’ve been tolerating you that long? he didn’t hear any of it though. believe it or not i was the nicest to him of us, erin almost punched his lights out. my other favourite part of the nite was the guitarist’s hair and how the band kept playing throughout.

see his undid fly.


i love grossman’s, always a guaranteed sloppy time. once he was gone the guy yelling in his face in that one picture nestled in his amazon gf’s lap, so funny.

don’t think i don’t have a conscience, i empathize for drunks and crazies while at the same time being totally entertained by them, it doesn’t stop my compassion for their plight and i can tell that this guy when/if sober is actually a kind soul. issues up the yin yang of course, but still decent. good luck to you sir.

it was funny to me that i was being the sympathizer advice giver and he thought i was his enemy and ruiner of good times because i was gently suggesting he NOT pull out his dick. oh and i was a punk for it too.

17 thoughts on “GROSS MAN

  1. I am sitting in my office right now and I can’t stop laughing. I wonder if that dude will ever know that he ended up on your blog? He looks like a complete tool. Totally deserves to be ridiculed.

  2. yes it is just desserts when you come into contact with me and are a complete mental case and ham it up for my camera.

  3. Yeah, I was gonna say, your camera probably didn’t help matters. But now he’s on your blog for the world to see.

    Maybe this is mean, but I sorta wish the ketchup pose was fully holy shit.

  4. well i said once he left that it’s even steven when people are rude or stupid, you never know where these things are going to end up, like say, a blog that the entire population of toronto reads for example. ha. and steph i bet he would have tried to pick you up and then it would have definitely gotten violent.

  5. It was awesome too when I went up to the bar to get them to kick him out. I was trying to sound sober so I go, “you need to get this guy out of here, he’s ridiculously drunk and he almost ‘exposed’ himself.” The bar tender is “exposed what?” I lose it and go, “His fucking dick! What do you think???”

  6. HAHAH “exposed” how dapper and polite of you. i liked that his shirt was lifted up when the bartender came over to deliver his first warning.

  7. My favorite photo is the one where he is getting yelled at by nike hat. see, other guys don’t put up with that bullshit. but sometimes women are too nice. sigh. I hate drunk strange horrible guys in bars.

  8. I had my first Raymi dream last night….but the drunk guy was in it first! I was walking down the street of my hometown and he comes up, and I was like “oh fuck, it’s the guy from the blog!” and I was running away and he kept chasing me and I wanted to avoid him. Suddenly a taxi pulls up, and the window rolls up. It’s you! And you say “Get in!” and I hop in and we watch through the back of the taxi as the drunk guy heckles another group of strangers. Then (still in my dream) I text my friends and say “I’m in a cab with Raymi.” But we didn’t talk much and I was dropped off at the next block.

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