the paint is still wet so it looks a bit muddled i just could not wait to share this masterpiece with you guys.
this painting incorporates two of my most loathed things chicks do when they’re drunk and posing for pictures:
1 bullshit sign 2 faux doggy-styling each other (am i right or does that not make you want to throw them down some stairs?) 3 my really long arm, which i do not actually loathe.
also i gave her tits. ew? ((((art))))
don’t worry it is even shittier in person. oh shit fil just came home and pointed out my thumb is on the wrong side of my hand hahahahaha.
one time on oprah she was going on and on about these special mini watermelons that were shaped like basketballs, circular, not oblong like typical watermelons are, anyway, she would not shut up about them how they were the latest thing and she asked for them to be created or something (some food scientists bred them just for her!) and then at the end of her spiel she flips into AND YOU’RE ALL GETTING A WATERMELON overdrive excitement normally reserved for when giving away cell phones and cars, seriously, a watermelon? thanks oprah, thanks a lot, this totally makes flying to chicago, booking a hotel, buying a new outfit and getting my hair did very worth it. you could see on everyone’s faces how underwhelmed they were about it and all these asshole staff come out with watermelons under their arms and people are looking under the seats and holding up watermelons and oprah is jumping around on stage fists in the air tom cruising all over the set going YES YES YES MINI WATERMELONS. most unintentionally hilarious thing ever. or maybe not, maybe oprah’s actually a comedian.
ps. watermelon did shit all for my hangover thanks matt.
Ryan: did you ever hear that tom petty song girl on lsd that’s what it reminds me of i like it i’ll send it to you in a minute i gotta restart
me: ok
Ryan: k there
me: its an annoying song his voice is annoying
Ryan: petty’s voice is annoying lol? well sorry fall out girl
me: its ok
Ryan: haha i saw a fistfight over tom petty once i’m not gonna argue this dude was like IF ANYONE SAYS ONE BAD THING ABOUT PETTY I’M GONNA PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE someone went, HE’S OLD AND WASHED UP got punched in the face haha people love petty eh
BEING SHIPPED MONDAY! chinese food is on the way over, i had to bail on the burbs we got in the car and the heat hit me like a ton of bricks and i started getting panicky (hangover anxiety is a new joy in my life) so had to come home to take a chill pill, fil went on w/o me sigh le sigh i can’t wait for the fluorescent yellow moustache i am about to receive. i’m sad i can’t go to agabi though, i don’t think i could handle the creamy garlic sauce right now anyway, i still asked fil to bring me back some, he said if he remembers he will. what will i do with it other than pour it all over my naked body?
and cos the anxiety attacks i’m currently experiencing aren’t enough…
hi… your super hot im seriously serious… check my attached pic!
just had to wear sunglasses to be able to withstand the kitchen light to make an espresso. is it embarrassing to call a variety store and ask if they have watermelon and then show up and buy one? cos i can’t like pretend that it wasn’t me who called. unless i show up in a disguise and buy something as well as the watermelon to distract from the watermelon and the phone call. what would that other item have to be? a knife. TO CUT THE WATERMELON ahahahahha. oh god i slay me. maybe i could buy some friends too.
still wearing my elvis shades it is that kind of afternoon.
i have a million more videos of this. one of the games we invented was raymi and steph sit and talk while matt and fil take turns kicking the ball at us and it’s not the other guy’s turn until the first guy makes contact. another one was simpsons/tv trivia and if you get it wrong, hit in the face, if you get it right then you get to hit the person who asked the question in the face. it of course got out of hand. then when i went to the bathroom fil shoved a pine needle through the ball to see if it could pierce it. steph covered the hole with the band-aid. it wasn’t even our ball too! some kid’s, when we left we gave it back to the family, they were content in watching us destroy each other with it all afternoon. they’re like crazy white people look at those idiots you call that fun? yes, yes i do.
cutest table embellishment. so radmad made plans with i for friday to play hooky but i woke up and had an alka seltzer for breakfast and said maybe i’ll feel better later. i did, then matt makes plans with me and i forgot about raddy, whoops, so i say hey guys can we all hang together? brilliant me. oh also i could not remember the name of the place (dt bistro) or the exact address so we all had to travel together, they went on blind faith alone. fil and i went only once before, see here, when they didn’t have their liquor license, then they closed down for a long while, and now they’re up and at ‘em with a booze license which is fantastic.
cute as a button meegs came along for the party.
quote of the afternoon YOU HAVE AIDS BUT YOUR CHOLESTEROL IS GREAT, matt beat me to the punch though i set that winner up. radmad’s cackle could be heard all the way to spadina.
aw little lunch date table, rad asked me to go take a picture from outside, sure ok but then i won’t be in it. deviant chick much?
upon entering the gals see this showcase and got super pissed at me, sorry i forgot about that part.
mirrors everywhere, bonus sass.
mushroom salad (8.50) with chicken added for 5 bones.
meegs got the same sans chicken.
goat cheese roasted pepper salad, love the presentayshionne.
salmon sammich.
matt says it was incredible.
a shocking tale is told.
sarah your beautiful face is blocking out MY beautiful face.
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passion fruit jelly something velvet cakey i don’t know what in a white chocolate egg cup.
