lesbians eat yogurt

me: fil just ran across the room to get the rest of my yogurt

omg: haha

me: i said are we lesbians now who eat yogurt
he is wearing slippers and underwear and glasses
the answer is yes

omg: one yogurt is not enough for 2
what flavor is it
cream top yogurt freaked me out

me: it was a big one
it was raspberry

omg: what brand is it

me: now we are sharing a coffee flavoured one

omg: why is it so good

me: the raspberry is no sugar added pure lesbo

omg: i like soy yogurt
that is like butch lesbo

me: wow we aren’t at that stage yet
i hated yogurt growing up
my mom put it in my lunch

omg: then u can get goat milk yogurt

me: this fat kid always took it off me
he was like i like frozen yogurt

omg: haha

me: im like uh this isnt tcby
do you have tcby in america

omg: yes

me: what does it stand for
tough cunt bitch yogurt

omg: the country best yogurt
i guess any country

me: right

omg: we also had a place called i can’t believe its yogurt

me: well anyway the yogurt would be really cold still and basically served as a cooling implement for the rest of my food
so what was it margarine

omg: my mom froze our juice box for that effect
ha, no
i just looked it up
you have i can’t believe its yogurt in canada
canada, it’s just like america!

me: yeah mine too!
re: juicebox

omg: sweet
i got made fun of

me: canada: like america, but yesterday, and better!

omg: b/c my mom bought us gerber juice once
its for babies

me: i basically threw all of my lunch away
peanut butter sandwiches barf
all coagulated
then she got us oscar meyer lunchables
i was the envy of everyone

omg: those were enviable
but they were nasty

me: but what i really coveted were my portuguese and italian peers’ deli meats

omg: i wanted them so bad

me: terrible for you
and now they’ve blown up like gangbusters
terrible

omg: there is something weird about cold cuts that need no refrigeration
i envied zebra cakes the most, anything little debbie

me: oh canadians dont eat little debbie
thats why we are skinnier
when i go into an american supermarket i am shocked and appalled

omg: you don’t have that in canada?

me: and on price is right when they have the guess the price of games, theres always little debbie and i never know the prices

omg: ha

me: they exist in supermarkets here but very minimal quantities and variations of
flavours? styles? but no one buys them

omg: kids used to call me superteeth
to make fun of my crooked teeth
when i was traveling through ontario
i stayed in napanee by chance
and i thought of avril

me: ha

omg: ha at superteeth or avril?

me: avril
kids are dicks
they’re like anonymous blog commenters

omg: ha yes

oh here i am in grade 8 what a tomboy