new clothes high
1 dollar scarf thing.
not too sure about this guy until i brought it home and tried it on again with a tank top.
can i pull off this vest?
chlo and i at the dan deacon show.
Monthly Archives: February 2008
so it’s recess time in the park for all the little retards who attend some school around the corner somewhere and i tune them all out everyday mostly all the noise they make is just high-pitched screeches only dogs can make sense of but just now i tuned in for a second and realised the kids were going:
BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP
BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP BWAP BRAWP
BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP BRAWP
EVERYBOY DANCE NOW!
you know that fucking dance song?
they had been doing it for ten minutes before i clued in so i decided to pay more attention and they kept on singing (FOR TEN MINUTES MORE) so i peeked up from the couch and they are even fly girl dancing (these kids are like 5?)
i felt like this was a new low for me, in a towel with wet hair on the couch listening to c+c music factory in the annex sung by spoiled little yuppie kids, i mean, they could at least learn the rest of the song and now i can’t get their shitty little voices out of my head.
i am not coming home w/o a new dress or new jeans or a new something.
oh wait, a new low. i am crying from laughter right now can’t breathe. watch the video at the bottom of this post.
soooo i won first place for best humour blog.
stay tuned to see if i won first place for best blog and best personal blog too, they’re spreading out the results day by day this year.
thanks for all your voting guys, and you’re welcome for the jokes!
so this is the funniest blog in all of canada officially (again). hahahahaha sorry that in itself is wicked funny to me right now.
i am going on a shopping adventure later, fil wants me to wait for him i said no fucking way i need to get out of this apartment before i give myself bangs or something, i am going to buy a new dress for my party or new jeans, or likely both THAT’S HOW CRAZY I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
so bored so sick so demented
“A human girl can cheat on you or betray you sometimes”
FEBRUARY 2007 ARCHIVES II
FEBRUARY 2007 ARCHIVES II
day in the life of a postcard i wrote and addressed during summer and finally mailed last week
this girl emailed me several months ago and apologized.
maple leafs adventure sigh…
don’t steal my idea!
boz’s raymi junk package
i think they were actually pot of gold chocolates.
i like when i write emo stuff cos i get a thousand emails from people telling me how miserable they are and how i am like joan of arc to them or something here is an email:
someone thinks my talking voice is HOT.
maybe i will try this again and take advantage of my sick voice right now.
it’s like the golden girls on our floor
a bunch of videos starring me.
BRITNEY SPEARS SHAVED OFF ALL HER HAIR IN A TATTOO PARLOR. fil was like?? why are you telling me this now?? FINE he will feel really stupid when he sees the pictures of her.
i was sad cos i thought that i would never ever be able to learn how to use a computer.
hey kid the KKK is thataway –>
craig is stupid he said well when you die your stuff isn’t worth as much. um sorry when you die it is basically a goldmine.
hailey‘s review of my book.
whatevs man that explosion is BORING
don’t be jeals
fuck the planet i hate my life!
fil gets busted checking out a pregnant chick.
oh man i still hate this woman i want to know if she had a girl or a boy.
can’t eat it but one can dream
this makes my blood boil all over again.
sometimes there just aren’t enough blogs to stalk.
rachel ray sucks
here’s some journal excerpts from around 2004
please tell me if you have ever pretended to be invisible in a bookstore on your lunchbreak to look at girls thank you.
jeff won my justin timberlake cd signed by ME!
The problem with communists is they act like bossy know-it-alls in a country where nobody has any power and information is banned. the girl i am talking about in the post is a cashier at whole foods.
whatever my life has no meaning anyway.
one of my favourite pleasures is ripping my lip skin off with my teeth then drinking red wine…
DEAR MISCHA BARTON: CALL ME!
me: ha
try
cos a lime is so hard
the entire condo smelled like samir’s onion meat pita
i will regale them with how lazy and ignorant i am.
oh boy you are in for a treat:
so we didn’t go to fil’s work party because “i was sick”
here are a list of nationalities that i am not but people have once asked if i am in no particular order:
fil should be thanking me for breaking his camera because now he is a famous band photographer.
it’s a minfuck to be on the highway and see a backwards truck in front of you.
i love it when dudes are talking computers and they look at me like i don’t know anything then i join in on the conversation and correct everything they said 50/50 they die of boners on the spot or they get extremely defensive and competitive and repeat everything i said but re-word it then i’m like we are arguing the same side of the fence the only difference is you will never get a girlfriend bye.
me: STOP IT
raymi says:
dude sorry to break it to you but jesus did not have magical powers therefore did not rise from the dead to live again
if you care to know the top five blogs that i stalk you should…
more on how fucking insane i am to come.
more like REALLY LONG SHITTY COMIC BOOK nice try.
why are people so jealous of me all the time?
ok i made an event for my art party this wednesday so join it and say you’ll attend if you intend to attend. it took over an hour to put together and invite everyone and i’m thinking the entire time this is pure bullshit more than half of these people won’t even attend i’m solely making this event to remind 4 people to come hahaha.
me: what are you doing?
fil: reading your comments why?
me: why don’t you come over here and hang out with the real thing?
meanwhile cid is purring and bonering all over fil’s presence like extreme hardcore in the hardcorest most extreme way ever my hair is on fire right now and fire ants are death marching at my feet and those guys are like meh?
oh yeah the point of this post BURN on the PATS!
we are in a fight because you made me miss my playboy the girls next door stories.
this is the longest i have been so sick for in the longest fucking time i am pretty much out of my mind beside myself right now cos of it, i haven’t really been “drunk” drunk all week but tonite it snuck up on me and i know i’m still pretty sick ‘n all but i’m basically like fuck it, fuck this, seriously. i can’t even cry about it anymore. ok yes i can. it’s kind of a blessing like how when you’re sick and you don’t feel like smoking so you decide to quit, well i pretty much don’t smoke anymore now regardless of this being sick shit, what i’m getting at is, cos of sickitude i haven’t been givin’er all that much this week save for tonite (which really wasn’t that much) despite feeling queasy all day and feverish and hot and clammy and a whole new fucking shade of ill on top of worst. period. ever.
see you this wednesday at the crooked star i swear to fuck i will make it a gong show just for you well mostly for me, but you know all this staying in and feeling wicked stir crazy, ungh sigh. i mostly stay in a lot anyway but when you are forced to stay in you just want to crawl out of your skin.
i just re-read this post and it sounds pretty loony tunes, sorry, i’m working on 5 hours of sleep each nite, last nite i woke up at 3.20 to the sound of a gnarly frat fight in the street that i shot up out of bed to watch from the window in my underwear shivering and snivelling and cowering until a car sped away then my adrenaline was surging and the dayquil and rockstars were doing their thing and i had to think myself down out of a panic attack and/or barfing while fil was happily snoring in my face, it took an hour to fall back asleep again then i awoke at 9.30 and was up for good bloodshot eyes silently weeping for myself like a fucking greek tragedy.
it hasn’t exactly been fun.
so war of the worlds was on last nite and the entire time i’m like fuck that kid (who plays tom cruise’s son) is SO michael j fox right now! and fil is all NO he is SO scott wolf right now!
who is right? choose WISELY you only get one vote! (per day)
