gill has a blog now.

i wish i could remember what i was talking about here. radmad doesn’t want me to use this picture. happy birthday!

i found the posts that i transcribed my high school jack kerouac essay to back in 2004.

part 1

part 2

i am listening to the i’m not there sountrack, it’s really good, but it’s makin’ me sad. haven’t seen the movie yet though.

girl date outfit

girl dates are stressful, probably more stressful than girl boy dates, girl friendship dates are the most stressful of all, you have to be engaging and interesting and intelligent and you have to dress pretty but not over the top, i always get really anxious when i meet new people.

seska is good people, chatty, took the edge right off, thank god. oh, and VEGAN! luckily she whipped that tidbit out of the bag in real life heh.

mine, avocado + brie, green room classic. i forget to ask for salad every time i order food at green room, i forget they come with sides.

seska’s.

if ever i say i am going on a girl date it’s pretty much 100% guaranteed that i am taking her to the green room.

GREEN ROOM: where i go to sit with girls to be awkward and miserable by. i need to get a new racket.

especially cos they played beck’s guero album THREE TIMES and then followed it up with DIDO!

just a coupl’a ma’stalkers, no biggie.

afternoon booze cruise <3.

seska had to get ready for the scandelles show by way of amy winehousing her hair.

not bad, not bad.

i’m smirking cos i slammed back hard into the hair dryer, don’t forget hand dryers protrude guys!

then fil and i went to radmad‘s birthday party at the comrade, pictures of that later.

this was sort of funny.

we saw hot hot heat and editors last nite with louis XIV at the koolhaus and most of “the crew” came out, fil was the only boy, i wonder what it’s like being a dude and smothered by all that estrogen all the time i noticed out of the corner of my eye when steve showed up, he and fil clung to each other like it was the end of the world.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAAhhahahah!

one of my favourite pastimes.

no that isn’t a freedom scarf, it is a winter scarf that resembles a freedom scarf that fil’s mom, i mean santa, gave me that fil always tries to steal because it’s a way of going along with the trend w/o selling out completely? i dunno. i never get to wear it.

last nite was greasy hair no shower nite, you should see my hair right now yikes. i also am out of the good conditioner so i have to use the crap shitty cheap stuff that takes half a bottle and still my hair turns out fucked.

here are some nye fotos duane finally got around to flickring, seriously duane what have you been doing since jan .1 assembling a clipper ship?

top 100 christian fundamentalist quotes! SCARY!

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest “cover” of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

and

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

dear lady, your son is gay!

If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol

and

[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

oh how nice of god to do that for us!

“Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic.”

ok boss!

Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.

If you refuse to help arrest faggots, you really should expect to be left behind when God comes to collect His people.

and so on. enjoy!

ok shit be serious now, round two has begun, vote for me in all these categories please:

best blog. do you want the conservatives to win?

best personal blog. i open up to you i share my feelings i make it personal you know?

best humour blog. yes yes i’m a funny guy i make the jokes.

and for philogynist:

best photo/art blog. dude bought a pro camera for lots of coin and he has to deal with me, give him something.

you only have to vote once again this time so don’t fuck up! please get as many other people as you can to vote for me for best blog cos i’m up against a stacked blog, it would be like your white trash blog against wal*mart’s blog, basically.

january 30th 11:59pm voting ends.

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later on this afternoon i am going on a girl date with seska. she’s smart and hot and has an intriguing career, if you’re not a complete idiot i’m sure you can figure it out.

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dear raymi

your book came today

so far, it’s great.

what is your first book?

can you direct me to the mustache cat drawing? i want to show my brother. i scrolled through all of december archives. and my computer made grinding noises the whole time. i couldn’t find it.

your writing/blog made me feel better about myself. i used to hide and fight against my kookiness*. but i have accepted it a little more.

*at first i wrote cookiness. the quality of being a cookie. funny.

my first book is dear raymi, it’s not in print right now, i will re-release it when my next one comes out. here is the site where i keep all my amazing ms paint masterpieces: drawingbad. tell me what your brother thinks of the mustache cat drawing it is important to know.

if i receive at least 500 emails/facebook messages/comments today telling me that i have been voted for in all of those categories, i will do a slew of ms paint drawings starting tonite and then all day tomorrow, i will make it a “thing” ok?

yikes.

the mob outside of 421 broome. man that address is going to be famous forever now. i bet there’ll be a doc. or movie called 421 broome.

heath ledger is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and maybe one of the olsen twins was with him! *it was at mary kate’s place i’m sure you’re all doing your own online research by now. signs point to suicide. didn’t see that one coming no no.

also n and eliz are getting married in 2 weeks and she’s not even pregnant (this time)!

this concludes raymi’s breaking news for today.

fil and i made it to the final round of this canadian blog awards thing, i know, total duh! anyway, that conservative smalldeadanimals blog is up against me for best canadian blog yeesh! i don’t expect to win that now thanks a lot, outnumbered by her retarded readers from the start. we don’t want to lose to her again! anyway i am also in two other categories, best humour and best personal blog.

round 2 voting begins tomorrow, hopefully it’s just one vote again.

i am never farting ever again.

here is my OZZY flickr set. he was so endearing and kept screaming out I FOOKIN LOVE YOU like a sweet old grandpa and he did leap frog jumps a few times, i turned around and ducked when he hosed the audience, i didn’t get it so bad. he looked at me a lot too and i felt guilty for not knowing any words to his songs. oh well. fun! worth it!

i am uploading rob zombie pictures right now (fantastic!) and then ozzy is next, if you want a sneak peek before i get around to putting them on my blog go to my flickr set. we were in the THIRD ROW CENTRE, i got two guitar picks from the rob zombie bassist, we lost 20 dollars, and we got hosed by ozzy, and i was too flat to flash my tits on screen during ozzy, more on that later.

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raymi!!!look at me in the crowds of all the e-mails.HERE !!You oughta know!!!

bye =* Raymi the minx

i have in my possession a copy of michael azerrad’s CoMe aS YoU ARe, a book i read shortly after kurt cobain blasted his head off, or whenever it was published, there were a flurry of books that rushed bookstores around that time i recall and this was the only one i read, anyway, the dude who was the first guy to receive word about cobain’s death on the fone wrote it, anyway, it’s neat that i finally have a copy. also, i have in my possession the kurt cobain about a son dvd doc. which i will be reviewing and then maybe interview the dude who co-produced it, also azerrad. it is screening at the bloor cinema until THURSDAY. just sharing.

keep refreshing/visitting my flickr cos i keep adding to it.

guess who is going to OZZY tonite and has amazing seats and rob zombie goes on first!?

my sweet lord karaoke video funny cos you can’t see anything but the floor and you’re forced to listen to the butchering, fil was sitting in the back, we just popped in and looky-loo who got to the top of rotation on the spot thanks to christie. it was something special to see everyone swaying really gay and religious-like, i think i found my new swan song. next time i will do it better. i was even doing a cute dance the entire time. le sigh.

cid vs. cid video. i just made a video of him watching this too!

fucking french people. i was waiting for her to get naked, and then she did. i am a genius.

i am on my ancient laptopinator dinosaurface extraordinaire uploading pictures onto flickr and youtubing videos, for some reason my new laptop can’t do it holy shit this laptop is slow no wonder i never went outside before, ha like i go outside now, but you know what i mean, shit takes ten times longer. so prep yourselves for some photos you’ve seen similar to of before, but different! EXTREEEEME!

or you could just go to my flickr on your own yeah?

i like this dodgeball group foto better because my long locks are hiding my gargantuan arms.

and then there is this one slightly different.

mr. dodger’s neighbourhood vs. the dodgebots video.

cops&dodgers vs. dodgebots video.

still ROYALLY bitter my SIGNED pulp cd has NOT been returned to me yet video.

operation release 3 mice video.