ok this time for real i will have prosciutto and it won’t turn into a sashimi nightmare. i am going to make a prosciutto salad masterpiece. i added a can of beer to my painting because i am mike judge now.

i am reading a book called never let me go and it is very sweet, not dude where’s my car sweet, but sweet like little house on the prairie dresses holding hands chain flower headwreaths catching minnows sweet even though the book has nothing to do with that. it also has a the movie the island mysterious sci-fi feel to it. i think you should read it. and if you already have don’t blow it for me in my comments like you did the road.

ok i am going to go read now and pretend i am 16 then i am going to be on e talk daily maybe if i am not too lazy.

dinner at dtbistro.

cheaper than it looks, still pretty upscale. not yet licensed though, will be soon.

starving our balls off, free delicious bread made in-house.

fil had the salad nicoise, quail eggs and massive anchovies! $12.

i had the most amazing grilled calamari with onions caper butter sundried tomatos and cherry tomatoes and whatever the hell else $10.

i like the whites. it makes me feel like i have to be on my best behaviour, likely that’s the idea behind using white instead of “fun” colours wow what a genius.

windows to swoon by.

art.

the guy was like um are you going to eat or just take pictures? i was already halfway through mine. i think i made the restaurant nervous.

total thumbs up, gave us an extra basket of bread good thing those juices are delicious!

this is where i interviewed from with tony except upstairs by myself and i was staring at this wall that looked like a chocolate bar the whole time and the more wine i drank the more i was going to just come out and start talking about it, i wish i did.

nice ian showed up to keep fil company while i radio trainwrecked.

as did doug.

pictures i stolded from melissa.

click the 9/6 one to listen to my fat mouth.

i can’t draw hands.

Phil: hello?

me: hello?

Phil: i said: ha ha you’re awake

me: oh haha on me

Phil: yes
nah na nah

me: aerheht

Phil: ?

me: ewqoity4w;ohelifd
thats what it means

Phil: oh right
hi
i like when you get up with me

me: yes i know

Phil: hugs

me: ew

Phil: hahahahahahahahah

me: yes
cid is mental
in a time out

Phil: i took him for a sniffing tour of the hallway before i left
that probably got him going

me: totally thanks
he almost bit my fucking face
and he knocked your stepcounter to the floor, normally its the dental floss

Phil: hahaha

me: last nite he almost attacked me too i had to keep my eye on him and also pretend to be really nice and pet him until he laid down on my arm
i am trapped in an abusive relationship

Phil: after i passed out i assume
ah

me: just as you fell asleep
i feel like j.lo in monster in law

tony may be calling me at 8pm my time 5pm west coast time if that adrianna first america’s next top model winner chick shows up later or something he wasn’t too clear but anyway have a listen in case he does i’ll be eating dinner and drinking when he calls.

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that’s a taco.

based on that little buddy we are having mexican tonight.

oh change of plans it is too hot to walk to baldwin we are going to a saloon instead.

thanks very much

dear raymi

This is Bedlam/Doug (I used to send you an email now and again and posted on Stalk Raymi for a bit). I wanted to thank you for mentioning Douglas Coupland on your blog over the course of the time I have been reading it. I got into a bunch of his books because I was looking for something new and you had a bunch to say about him. Soon thereafter, my obsession with Coupland continued and now I will be writing my Masters Thesis utilizing his work. Thanks to you I will not be hovering over research materials wondering what I can possibly say about Shakespeare that hasn’t already been said but I will be reading fun novels and actually enjoying it.

So….thanks again,
Doug

here is an unamazing story.

on the island waiting for the ferry i situate myself at the front of everyone as i can see the boat is nearly docking, i take the initiative and then people start grouping all around me and then the boat docks and there is barely anyone coming off so i wait for these people to get off and there is now just two more people one with a cart full of junk another with a bike but loads of room for me to pass by so i start to walk and i guess based on my previous move to line up first everyone has declared me as their leader and commence following me but the boat dudes are all woah woah WOAH stand back people you can’t board yet i’m like uh i just want my special treatment i have nothing to do with these morons and their baby helmets (in my head) and sigh and wait a couple seconds for nothing cos no one else is getting off cos there IS no one else to get off and then the one guy goes ok NOW you can go and motions after i gave an extra second of waiting as a message to let them know that they are stupid.

so for the entire ride back to the mainland i felt like, bad, and i was going to get a lecture or someone was going to say something to me cos that’s what the tone was like during boarding it was very i am the boss you are not the boss and once the one dude said no boarding all four chimed in it was so stupid. but no one said anything and i was all prepared to be banned from the ferry for a year or something magnificent like that upon delivering my biting wit.

except for fil he called me an idiot and way to go.

four stars post.

two nites ago paris hilton was just around the corner from our place at lobby.

sashimi loner.

my stomach is actually churning right now.

ok at this point we’re cool.

at the old sushi club when the ceiling started raining during all that chaos, this one female retard patron actually asked one of the employees how to make that thing that makes the chopsticks stay up, and she said it like that too uh fuck off the ceiling is raining right now. it’s called FOLDING.

sashimi crystal. based on fil’s suggestion i thought why not get more for a dollar extra? mistake.

way too fishy.

i have never seen salmon pinwheeled like that before and i don’t think i need to ever again. they forgot to add ginger.

now this would be the gross unecessary side of the plate.

ralph!

finally the ginger shows up.

no one left behind my ass.

oh don’t worry i won’t be forgetting this.

if you can’t read this they don’t want you. this dude beside me when they changed the sign was all oh yeah i can tell the difference now trying to be my friend in racism and i was just uh yeah uh huh earphones back in.

ungh i feel sick now.