ok so now here is part of MY dream i will tone down the suck, as in, less details as possible, don’t you hate when someone goes on a long ramble about their dream like five pages long and you are out on a stroll and suppose to be listening? holy selfish!
ok so me and gwen stefani are hanging and its our first time meeting and she asked me how much of my blog was real cos it is kinda unbelievable and i said all of it completely is REAL (so real hah) and she was impressed and then i was hanging with george bush and he asked me the same thing except about my videos and i was all george don’t worry it is the real deal and he was down then i looked out the back of our car and saw two cops in a shitty coridor pointing hunting rifles at each other in jest and one had a huge deer/bear costumed head on it was pretty cool cos they were laughing and not shooting each other and then i saw these people i know peel out of their driveway and i just missed waving to them but they saw me in the rearview mirror and turned around real quick hitting a curb then two cop cars came out and chased them and i felt bad for waving, felt responsible. it was my first boyfriend and his sister, my childhood friend, in this red bmw and i was thinking how the fuck does he have that car he is a total dirtbag. anyway, there you have it.
i’m drunker now than ever before!!!! and i thought to myself… eat that piece of toast with avocado on it bitch and email raymi.. and tell her she is awesome. you bring me JOY! so don’t ever let those little fuckmunchers who bag you get you down or doubt your and your websites worth! because some rando over in nz thinks you’re the CATS PYJAMAS! that’s a high compliment my friend!
you’re awesome.
i check your site every day and your posts are wonderful and the photos are awesome and you are honest and cool and FUNNY and awesome.
and fil is awesome too. he shouldn’t stop blogging again because his photos are outstanding and his posts are funny.
yeah.
you guyhs rules.
my toast is begging to be eaten now so i’ll leasve this big cocksuck fest now and bidyou farewell.
but you’re good. you’re a GOOD GUY. and i love whta you do.
NZ LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!!
i speak for my country.
we love.
YO!U
this is SO going on my blog you drunk
i thought about you last nite i am reading a book about an aussie chick who goes to england bla bla called the stranger house anyway i thought about you a lot and your life and i was sad that we havent met yet
XOX
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and now a word from china…
weird dream, what does it mean?
Dear Raymi,
Your blog is but one element that helps me get through my otherwise monotonous expat life in China. So, uh, thanks!? But what I wanted to tell you was that I had a really bizarre dream the other night and you happened to be in it. So I found myself at a party held in a dingy motel (high school freshman style) and there were only 5 people there; me, my buddy, you, fil, and some chick that’s always in your pics I don’t know her name. But whatever, it was cool I guess, we were having some beers, but then you and fil got mad lame and decided to go to sleep at 10:30 at night. The other chick decided to as well. My friend and I were wicked pissed and thought you all sucked, but caved and decided to go to bed too. That was it. The dream sucked.
woah that dream blew hard that would not have happened we would have killed it til fucking 4am i mean it, who is the other girl in my pics describe her or show me what picture
why are you in china you prolly told me but i forget
Im in China teaching over privileged kids English, thankfully only for two more weeks (its been about a year so far), then a trip to Tibet, then back to the US. And the other girl in the dream was her
