tacky rich bitch secondhand shit no thanks i have so much money i made a mistake in buying 300 dollar pink pieces of puke maybe i can reclaim some of that dough and pass it off to a consignment store.
what a pathetic disgusting waste of money, fabric and slave labour.
turbo tan 8 minutes, didn’t know this particular one was like an octagonal dome over my top, that was a waste of 8 dollars.
hey dad!
worst salad ever.
dad had this, insert diarrhea jokes please.
this is all i could handle. i will never assume that a pub goes the way of minimalist when it comes to julienne salad. the menu read egg slice, cucumber, variety of cold cuts, lettuce, tomato… so i’m thinking nice, platter. wrong.
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buying beer tickets, talking shit with sharpie about everyone especially long hair dude behind me trying cutsies, no way man.
FUCK FINCH!
