watched babel in bed last nite and i was bored at some parts so i masturbated and fil was all you are disgusting there are people in agony in front of you how is this even possible what you’re doing? i told him i disassociate easily from things, it’s true, i could be reading ikea instructions draw a picture and masturbate all at once, i will stop bragging now and yes i did feel gross and disrespectful. so fil passed out at the halfway point and i was stuck alone to question my shitty existence thank you babel for beyond depressing me you’re a good movie and everything but holy shit way to throw reality in my face! oh what now a hot deaf girl who is so utterly crushingly alone and no one will fuck her cos she is deaf and mute that’s awesome make her get naked and denied by the entire universe TWO THUMBS UP!
the part that will mess you up is when brad pitt’s wife gets shot through the bus (if you are worried about the movie being spoiled and you are planning to write me a long annoying tell off letter you shouldn’t even be reading this post, dicksuck) so right before it happens they are in a little fight but she grabs his hand like i forgive you but i still hate you and that is something that would so happen to me and fil cos we are usually in a stupid fight 60% of the time. i asked him if he would lose his fucking mind if i got shot through a bus window and he said he would turn into superman. the other tourists on the bus deserve to be strangled cos they’re all WE ARE HOT LETS GO I NEED AIR CONDITIONING while brad is waiting for a doctor and then after all that waiting and complaining they fucking leave anyway hey thanks guys for abandoning my shot wife and i in the middle of nowhere.
if you feel like learning obvious things about the human spirit and being all mystified by it smoke a huge j and watch babel in your jogging pants and give pennies to unicef i dunno i was expecting jungle stuff like baraka oh i thought i was going to be watching that mel gibson movie, isn’t he insane? i <3 you mel. one more thing is brad pitt really that old looking cos obviously they aged him but to what degree? where does his aging end and the fake-agedness come into play? maybe he is supes getting old looking so he is all slather on the under eye bags please don’t hold back.
