xenia is over right now she is yuula‘s sister we went to the shoe museum it was boring i will stop pressing other people to go to it sorry i got some good photos though it is free thursdays 5-8 ok more later bye. me and xenia are friends the end when we first met i was scared of her cos she is basically exactly like me and then some.
Phil: i am disappointed how few period-crazed women called me names or tried to rip my dink off well not disappointed but surprised
me: no one is allowed to touch your pee pee
well u are a moron for thinking tampons shouldnt be free
Phil: no i am smart for that
me: if it were mens penis’s bleeding then they would be free
Phil: no defs not
me: oh defs so
Phil: and it shouldnt be
me: yes it should
Phil: no it shouldnt
me: if you think tampons should be paid for then YOU buy them
Phil: i think food should be free for starving kids in africa but i cant pay for that
but if i could i would pay for that before i paid for tampons
the food for those kids should be free
it’s not their fault they were born there
so what’s it gonna be – free food for poor starving people or free tampons for women
um…
xxoo
me: oh shut up you hate children
it’s not your fault they live there it’s not your responsibility
everytime there is a feud or something someone brings up starving children in africa
Phil: it’s not my fault yer a women and bleeding
me: ok fine lets solve ZERO problems AND there are starving children just to be fair to the starving children
Phil: no lets start by solving the starving problem
me: oh my cat died SO WHAT THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA
Phil: then when everything is hunky dorey we can look into these free tampons
me: with the money i saved not paying for tampons i could transfer the savings to africa
geniusbreath
Phil: [you know i am laughing right now] ah but you’re forgetting somone has to pay for those tampons to make them free for you and it is that money that should go to help the starving
me: well anyway i already beat you to the money saved goes to africa
Phil: what
me: they should be free like healthcare
Phil: why is it any different than tp
which everyone would benefit form
instead of just half of us
me: it is a constant plague monthly and we were born with it half the population well more than half are women why the fuck are we to pay
Phil: answer my question, we all need tp so shouldnt that be free
me: no that is something equal we need both sexes
Phil: exactly something we both benefit from if it is free
me: tampons are gender specific stop arguing in circles and do not bring up some fucking male necessity or i am changing the locks
Phil: why should all of us have to pay for something that helps just women? should all of us then have to pay for people born ugly to have regular makeovers?
if we all are paying to make something free shouldnt we all benefit from it?
me: who said you would be paying
Phil: if it is free to women someone has to pay for them i.e. taxes
me: WHY SHOULD WOMEN 1 BE BURDENED WITH PMS AND 2 HAVE TO PAY $8 A MONTH FOR IT WHY DONT MEN HAVE TO PAY FOR SOMETHING TOO IT IS NOT FAIR
i could see women volunteering once a month somewhere for a few hours to cover the cost of tampons
Phil: why are you yelling i thought we were having a nice calm intellectual discourse [ps. $6.75 for a 32 box of supers – that should last you for more than one period]
me: you got them on special
Phil: no really that was reg price at loblaws
me: ok fil the fucking point is we are tired of our periods something to which you a man cannot even BEGIN to empathize with and having to pay for tampons is insult to injury
Phil: yes i sympathize
**HUGZ**
[heart]
me: oh whatever
Phil: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
me: i am this close to going gay
Phil: heehee this was fun i [heart] you
me: you will pay for this
Phil: what for having an opinion that i believe in cmon we are allowed to disagree
me: you are only disagreeing cos you like to debate
Phil: me? noooo….
me: you are being a controlling misogynist all yer “loveswomen” philogynist nonsense is a total lie and i am exposing it
Phil: how am i being controlling and also just because i dont think tampons should be free doesn’t mean i dont like women better than men because i do
Phil: i can like them better and still not agree on this issue yes?
raymi: no
you jus tcant
raymi: i am still right
curious george boots party of one.
i like the guy in the back window just cos.
POLL TIME!
whoever votes no will die
Phil: why on earth should tampons be free?
me: cos women cant help that they have periods
Phil: i cant help that i have to crap
me: we are reproducing for the planet repopulating it we could at least have free tampons
Phil: i cant help that i have to eat
me: your feces do not help the planet
Phil: i cant help that i have to wear clothes
me: its not fair is all
Phil: brb
me: stop fighting me i will murder you
we finished watching stranger than fiction last nite i only cried once. emma thompson is my favourite she plays a good neurotic recluse something i fully identify with though i am not hunchbacked and stuttering, yet. fil and i decided that maggie gyllenhaal is not going to be pretty the older she gets i am depressed about this because i LOVE her. that’s what you get for having a last name i have to google spellcheck everytime i put it in my fucking blog and of course will ferrell is magical and endearing and funny even when he doesn’t mean to be he is pretty good at breaking your heart too with that red sweater and collared shirt sticking out and when he plays the guitar and sings with his eyes closed and maggie gyllenhaal goes into a make-out frenzy with him.
i told fil that girls are easy all you have to do is close your eyes with a guitar in your lap (no one else can be there though we don’t like people seeing our emo-boner weaknesses) and strum a bunch of chords and sing our name or sing about horses and sad things like losing your favourite socks and we will open up our checkbooks and pay your rent.
queen latifah is in it too she plays emma thompson’s assistant at first i was like OH BOY QUEEN LATIFAH but she was good at not being all EXCUSE ME I AM QUEEN LATIFAH IN CASE ANYONE FORGOT but looking at her you know it is right there under the surface so close to seeping out.
and i love dustin hoffman LOVE. he leant a i heart huckabees vibe to stranger than fiction oh right duh cos he was the coincidence detective in i heart huckabees THE MOST OBNOXIOUS PRETENTIOUS TRY-HARD NOT FUNNY MOVIE EVER and in stranger than fiction he is the therapist who helps will ferrell with his narration-head-stalker holy shit I am a detective i totally linked these two movies together and no one else did. why are they similar? cos both things do not exist or are possible, some woman’s voice in your head? coincidence detective? fuck. you are all delusional desperate fags if you can get into i heart huckabees why not just watch lord of the rings if you want magic and make-believe?
it is good i am the last person to see it so what i say doesn’t even matter anyway.
fil finally cleans up his camera junk.
here we are at the nerd blog party
this guy thought he was funnier than me.
i was trying get some cool people show up cos we were trapped in a nerd vortex and needed help.
me: i am wearing a practise outfit
i am practising wearing it to see if it is sufficient to wear out in public
merkley???: good
me: it is kind of goofy
but good goofy i will take pictures
i feel like i have mental illness right now
periods fuck you up
merkley???: you do have mental illness
if mental is your wang
me: no i dont
wang?
merkley???: wang is slang for reproductive organs
me: OH
me: practically every single girl who reads my blog is on their period right now
hahahhahahahaa
see
me and fil discuss jambalaya
official britney spears homepage it is the best.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Britney Spears?
A: Britney Spears is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she doesn’t give a crap, but on the other hand, Britney Spears is very careful and precise.
