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raymi says: jesus article

dumbass, inc says:
LAist covered that Jesus story and the commentors say that Cameron is just a jew who is causing trouble

raymi says:
dude sorry to break it to you but jesus did not have magical powers therefore did not rise from the dead to live again

dumbass, inc says:
thats the sorta thinking that will keep canada the 2nd rate country that it is

raymi says:
the human brain makes emotional decisions, and then applies logic as best it can to prop that up

raymi says:
like i want to smoke weed but i cant cos i have to work and weed will make me slow but no maybe it will make me more creative therefore i will smoke weed

dumbass, inc says:
therefore i will smoke weed with you

dumbass, inc says:
… finding weed

dumbass, inc says:
… smoking first bongload of the day

raymi says:
2nd rate to what the US of A? ahhahahahahahah!

dumbass, inc says:
to the world, heathen

raymi says:
usa is trillions in debt – china will ownz them in the next 20 years

dumbass, inc says:
not likely since China prays to rocks and lets their goverment ass rape them and throw their daughters off cliffs

raymi says:
better than being a delusional chump tho

dumbass, inc says:
at certain points delusion turns into reality

dumbass, inc says:
the us is very young and yet we rule

raymi says:
the usa is in big trouble you owe way more money than you make

dumbass, inc says:
big whoop

raymi says:
debt growing huge every year

dumbass, inc says:
what are they gonna do? reposses our cars?

raymi says:
and sooner or later other countries are going to want some of their money back

dumbass, inc says:
whatevs

raymi says:
in the form of land, business, and access to rape asses

dumbass, inc says:
we’ll fight some war for them

raymi says:
yeah im sure thats what they will want

dumbass, inc says:
that is what they want

raymi says:
anyway keep believing in magical powers!

dumbass, inc says:
will do, so will all of your heroes

dumbass, inc says:
dylan, hendrix, rembrant

raymi says:
my heroes do not believe in god

raymi says:
those arent my heroes

raymi says:
those are yours

dumbass, inc says:
not only do they believe in god they believe in Jesus

raymi says:
THOSE ARE NOT MY HEROES

dumbass, inc says:
cobain

dumbass, inc says:
the stones

dumbass, inc says:
axel

raymi says:
i dont think he [cobain] was into jesus

dumbass, inc says:
slash

dumbass, inc says:
deeply

raymi says:
stop forcing yer beliefs in others onto me

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahaha

dumbass, inc says:
oh if only i could

dumbass, inc says:
picasso, dali, michaelangelo

raymi says:
again, yawn

dumbass, inc says:
you love all of them and you know it

dumbass, inc says:
youre wet thinking about Michaelangelos David

dumbass, inc says:
the most punk rock Christian artwork ever

raymi says:
no i am not actually im thinking about how sorry i feel for people who are brainwashed

raymi says:
you may as well be a scientologist

dumbass, inc says:
how is it i dont have a snappy comeback to that?

dumbass, inc says:
… smoking more weed

raymi says:
so you believe when you die you turn into a ghost and float to wherever you want and can watch girls changing?

dumbass, inc says:
that was the entire point of my book Stiff

raymi says:
well thats pretty idealistic isnt it almost embarrassingly so how about REALITY and making the best of the time you have right now and not thinking the party begins when you die

raymi says:
just saying

dumbass, inc says:
im all for making the best of time now and also thinking a better party begins when i die

dumbass, inc says:
in a place where my dick is even better

dumbass, inc says:
there is a possibility of better in Reality

raymi says:
well you are extremely intelligent

dumbass, inc says:
its part of being an American

raymi says:
do you realise what you just handed me

dumbass, inc says:
its why our schools dont have to be so good

raymi says:
you are saying that

raymi says:
oh nevermind

raymi says:
this is too easy for me

dumbass, inc says:
im saying that all the most creative, punk rock, and cool people believed in an invisible man in the sky, yes

raymi says:
i am creative and punk rock and cool and i do not believe in that shit

dumbass, inc says:
thats what you say in interviews

raymi says:
i do not prescribe to bullshit

dumbass, inc says:
but when the shit goes down i bet you say oh god oh god

raymi says:
i went to catholic school for 11 years

dumbass, inc says:
hot

raymi says:
no when it goes down i die the end goodbye

raymi says:
i would be saying the name of someone i know who loves me who is concrete and exists not some made up fogey homo

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahaha

dumbass, inc says:
you love homos too, see youre just lying all over the place

raymi says:
yeah REAL homos

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahahaha

raymi says:
all that jesus loves me crap pffffffft

raymi says:
just a ploy to sell bumper stickers

dumbass, inc says:
well the bumper stickers are wrong because i dont remember where it says in the bible that jesus loved you

dumbass, inc says:
seems to me he was pretty pissed off most of the time

raymi says:
that song jeeeeesus loooooooves ME

dumbass, inc says:
yeah no one cool wrote that song

dumbass, inc says:
you are hating the wrong things

raymi says:
well anyway i am right and you are wrong

dumbass, inc says:
you should hate that song

raymi says:
i like that song

dumbass, inc says:
ahahahahaha

raymi says:
it’s creepy

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