fil is only having sex with me now so he can get abs. i told him i was going to say this on my blog and he said i shouldn’t cos it makes him look bad, like doi you have sex to get your perv on but now cos of how insanely lazy we are, sex is the new abs machine. last nite i let him take me from behind (just pretend you are reading an erotic novel, fil is fabio and i am dressed like a pirate wench) and afterward i said WAS THAT LIKE FUCKING AN ANIMAL? fil said i don’t know i have never fucked an animal before.

you’ll have to bare with me i am a bit rusty when it comes to this shit i can’t believe how prudish i have become.

also my nails are long and witchy now and when i um touch things down there while we are, uh, hugging with our pants off (ahahahhahHAhAHAHA) i accidentally stab fil’s manhood a bunch of times.

vote for me right now if you want more crap like this in the future.

dear raymi

vasili

HEAR THAT CHRISTIANS? I’M A BLESSING. OBVS. THIS MEANS JESUS WANTS YOU TO VOTE FOR ME!

doodboogers i know there are a lot of you i need MORE VOTES today is the absolute last day do you want me to lose to a mommy blog? OR do you want a mommy blog, TO LOSE TO ME!?!?

they will close the voting at some point today i don’t know when you should be awake right now continually voting and/or reading my blog cos if i lose nananana nananana HEY HEY HEY goodbye!

ps as your leader i will post vag shots a la britney spears except with waaaay more muff and sky-rocket to fame and say it was cos of my legions. IF i skyrocket to fame as your un-leader i will shit-talk you mercilessly. if you all vote today i WILL WIN BEST BLOG so please help and imagine everything i said in the sweetest most nicest tone of voice possible.

also i will write about having sex with fil more and post erotic photos of him.

so vote for me as many times as you can today and tell your nieces and nephews as well!