oh i forgot to add that we were also flipping to the fabulous life of… the world’s most fantabulous homes and it’s like gee i wonder why the east thinks the west is so decadent, hmm.
Monthly Archives: September 2006
me and banksy
so yeah tomorrow is the fifth anniversary of 9/11. last nite we watched two different shows, one was about being trapped in the elevators in the wtc and the other show was about the air traffic controllers working that day. before flicking back and forth fil had it on some steps of osama cnn show that i told him to turn the fuck off. anyway i was wondering had i not lived in nyc on september 11, 2001 would i be as interested in all this shit right now? probably not, i mean, i would care but i obviously wouldn’t be so affected. i can only imagine how destroyed my life would be had i been in one of the towers and got out alive or if i was an air traffic controller and heard with my own ears that terrorist’s tone of voice i would probably be living on a funny farm right now 100%.
basically everything they set out to do they have accomplished cos they’ve certainly scared me for the rest of my life. i wish i was living on the fucking moon that day.
happy 9/11 everyone, don’t FALL APART. haha uh sigh.
everday goes by that i don’t have an anxiety attack is a success but over what?
thank you terrorists for giving me alcoholism.
i went to my first football game ever, CFL game, and this is what i learned:
i fucking hate football.
though, it is less boring than basketball.
the fans are crazy tho, the shit they scream, it was kind of scary. i was afraid they would know i wasn’t a real fan and kill me. also, swollen members played during the halftime – EMBARRASSING.
and in case you didn’t already know this, football players are bad at giving speeches and football fans are bad at listening to speeches cos they clap after every sentence what?
we saw volver last nite and pretended we put 1k deposits down on some condo being made so we could eat and drink everything at the preparty and i saw penelope cruz with MY OWN EYES and took her pictures and a video from my seat in the theatre and i could tell the girls to my left were just being nice and complimentary to me cos they wanted to fuck fil they said i looked like some chick from six feet under anyway volver is very good.
we are going to a film festival preparty tonite and then to a festival movie that i will tell you the name of after i get home safely and not suicide-bombed at cos yes my brain is partially damaged anyway the theme of tonite’s attire will be I DO NOT CARE which actually means I REALLY REAALY SUPER DO CARE coupled with PLEASE LOOK AT ME AND FIND ME ATTRACTIVE with smatterings of DID YOU NOTICE I LOST FOUR LBS?
and then if i can convince fil we will go to a party where we are older than everyone else EVEN ME! i mean WE. i mean “i” oh shut up.
bob dylan’s when the deal goes down
starring scarlett johansson with a nice stalky vibe to it can i kill myself now?
i am not allowed to post videos or pictures of cid humping the bear jeff mailed back to me which is a shame cos he’s onto round 10 of air-humping now, seriously cid ENOUGH.
who wants a vhs copy of dude where’s my car? you have to give me something for it like uh a present.
fuckin’ calgary.
