two face cat
this is mean
let us see how vapid i can get
i might wear a scarf later
tho maybe not
tho probably
and my hair
it’s getting longer
tho i cut some of it off the one side of my head and blamed it on fil for not saying not to do it but still the hair in the back it is
longer
everything i do is a song
everything i say is a movie
i’m gonna get drunk 9/11 styles
for wedding 1 – outdoors, informalish, will most likely also be wearing tights.
ew i was having a conversation and i said IT IS WHAT IT IS i want to punch myself.
another thing people say that is NOT ALLOWED is: a blank is a blank is a blank. like, a blog is a blog is a blog etc. hey asshole a fuck you is a fuck you is a fuck you DIE.
what are you even trying to convince me of? oh wait i thought this house was a sofa was a hamburger boy you sure set ME straight you half-wit.
1. you are not smart
2. you are not clever
3. you are not interesting
4. your words have no depth
5. stop lying to yourself
anyway more life lessons to come, surely.
i have been wearing this shirt since friday and this is possbile cos the armpit part doesn’t touch my underarms cos of the big sleeves a la deb in napoleon dynamite so the shirt doesn’t stink. we played a ten song set at the moonshine in oakville yesterday and jeff and odette cried because harvest moon is their wedding song and my voice gave them chills and when i sang who will save your soul the windows didn’t shatter.
i have to stop taking pictures of myself with greasy hair and fucked morning makeup face or more importantly stop thinking that i look good like that.
overheard at the argos game:
TOFINO RAN OUT OF WATER AND THEY’RE RIGHT ON THE OCEAN!