SAFETY FIRST FRIENDS!

we went to the hot one party last nite at embassy. we got the cd. the music is VERY GOOD and like fun rock with controversial lyrics get a cd when you get a chance i mean it, seeing as DFA is dunzo hot one is the maturer version as in sweaty yelling fun styles anyway i am bad at talking up bands and music so whatever BUT I’M TELLING THE TRUTH.

see i’ve gone and fucked myself with the caps lock lowercase shit, no one can tell if i’m joking or serious anymore and even when i say I AM TELLING THE TRUTH people are like HAHA FUNNY JOKE RAYMI!

that’s emm and jordan, they are in the band and jordan was djing last nite it was a good time cos when we were leaving this pretentious drunk guy with glasses fell on his face when he was leaving the patio to go, after listening to him talk louder than all his friends about everything it was a definite treat to see him wipe out.

that’s fil’s cousin sean, he and fil are like BFF and whenever they hang and i am there they talk over my head about their cottage and other shit then they look at me to add something and i just regurgitate all these non-sequitors that go on for WAY too long. anyway sean is deathly scared of flying so he’s taking a freightship to europe and it is going to take 8 days. i was like what if you get bit by a monkey on the ship and then everyone dies bla bla SEE WHAT I DO I CAN’T HELP MYSELF.

sarah showed up wearing the skinniest red jeans and said that they weren’t nearly skinny enough like leggings and i was like WEAR LEGGINGS THEN. sigh.

in case there was any confusion i just wanted you to know that i am a loser with no friends who paints deers and wears dresses inspired by aprons.

but i still rule though when listening to itunes on shuffle it takes me an hour to realise i am listening to the worst most obnoxious songs ever in my life.

hi friends it has been awhile since i wrote about how much i rule, ok maybe it’s been over a week, anyway, i don’t want you forgetting.

yesterday i made some jokes waiting for our popcorn at kernels and it saved lise a dollar i swear i am googling kernels right now and going to calculate the tax/price of the special she bought and see if i was right so stay tuned for more developments on that.

just one out of infinity reasons why i rule.

**update ok i went on their site and after three seconds of looking i couldn’t find the special deal but anyway it was buy 2 get one free, any size and lise got two mediums and it came to 9.50 when really the chick said 10.50 BUT then i made my special jokes and she is like BWAHAA 9.50!

after i read your blog last night i got severe indigestion. thanks raymi. -jason

what why? -raymi

i have no clue. i was feeling fine all night.. but as i was reading
your blog my gut just started hurting. so by some crazy logic i figured your blog caused my indigestion. sorry, didn’t want to make you feel bad for it.. just thought i’d let you know,

(i would’ve told you last night but I went right to bed and slept in fetal position) – jason

hmm well sorry -raymi

PHOTO OF THE WEEK!

just try and top it.

kate moss hoover ad

kate moss stripper dance

white stripes video now this is how strippers should be dancing, slow fucked up head banging.

suicide countdown

is it real? save her? she should be reading postsecret.com – she’s gonna do it saturday newsflash get your ads on her site now!!!!

anyway, yawn. like go get some help already i am NOT watching your suicide over saturday afternoon television or driving in the country hey ever heard of CHOOSING LIFE? no? ok have a nice dirtnap.