me:

hi sorry for being gay yesterday
do u wanna meet for a corona somewhere in a while?

Timothy:

who dis?

me:

raymi

Timothy:

oh
this isnt tim
sorry

me:

oh
why are u in his gmail then
are you spying

Timothy:

because its loggen in at my house on my computer dumbass

me:

OMG
dont be rude to strangers i could be a major gang lord for all you know

Timothy:

netspeak
no dispreswpect dude

me:

im fucking kidding
ok bye

Date: Aug 10, 2006 3:19 PM

dear danny

you should pay me attention because i have funny jokes and i am really really good looking and i make very shitty art and everyone in toronto really hates me cos they love me so much ok bye. love raymi

50 bucks says he doesn’t respond oh i forgot to mention scientology.

ok i was all amped to defend the word gay but now i’m just bored

and tired

bored of people who get all offended over the same thing forever and ever and tired of listening and reading their shit bla bla I AM RIGHT BECAUSE I AM RIGHT.

lets go to zippers where every other word is gay and ‘mo and flamer and one by one all your heads can explode the end.

ANYWAY THIS IS WHAT STARTED IT ALL

WELCOME TO FRIDAY’S RAYMI EXPLAINS

look when i say RETARD i am not talking about your uncle who has a learning disability, i am talking about my friend so-and-so who is wasted and has a massive drinking problem BIG DIFFERENCE i really don’t see the harm in using a widely-used term to describe someone i know in a humorous way and it isn’t hurting anyone directly — i do know people with handicaps that aren’t self-inflicted ok and i would not call them a tard to their face or ever refer to them like that. i know it’s a sensitive issue but you don’t have to be all crotchety about it i get it, it’s fucking tough bla bla but i am not going to refrain from using a hilarious word to describe how i laugh or write or talk and you should be smart enough to know the difference which is i am not insulting all of the handicapped people of canada by calling myself a retard just get the fuck over yourself.

ps if you write me a novel in my comments about how you are over yourself but can’t help but feel for “these people” seriously fuck off did they ask you to feel for them? anyway, one sentence responses only i am not in the mood for a month long ethical debate over a stupid word and this certainly isn’t the forum.

STAY TUNED FOR MY GUIDE TO USING THE WORD GAY