what’s the deal with bathrooms sans fan? moreover why do people INSIST to hold a town meeting outside the door of the sans fan bathroom i am using EVERYTIME? not saying we have a fan but like, the bathroom is far enough away from the common area so one is permitted to drop ass bombs without fear.

there’s nothing more uncomfortable than backing yourself up an entire weekend because people simply refuse to install a fan so next time i am bring a ghetto blaster.

you can’t even do the running water trick, cos everyone knows what’s really up like oh the water has been running five solid minutes now duh derrr dooo.

i swear the second my butt hit the toilet at my dad’s yesterday it was like, the most creative i have been in a very long time, if you know what i mean, if you don’t then i will send you a code detector ring what?

so i couldn’t sleep saturday nite, toss and turn still drunk type shit and this time instead of rehashing i should have stabbed her moments, i put together some material, comedy gold, if you will. i plan to do stand-up of sorts and it will SLAY.

my fist thing will be to talk about spiders and i will be like HEY SPIDERS WHAT’S THE DEEEEAL!? PS. I’M TOTALLY FUCKING AFRAID OF YOU THANKS.

see? gold!

a good three minutes will be given to the making fun of arts&crafts musicians and it will be at THE DRAKE NO LESS, career suicide? brilliant. it’d be like me being that jewish pianist guy hiding out on the german’s side of the wall, RIGHT UNDER THEIR FUCKING NOSES FULLY INTERRUPT IF YOU KNOW A BETTER ‘DIS.

it’s ok even i don’t know what i’m saying anymore.

folgers – happy mornings

wear are my yellow pants?

psycho’s rogue helicopter pilot complaint

i bought a corset and i am fully getting my faghag on listening to scissor sisters.

i got fil a shirt too i hope he likes it.

i have a hankering for hose water.

NOEL says:

“Eames Era Bucket from Greece” ..that’s the hilarious joke.

raymi says:

bucket?

raymi says:

noel i think you are losing your mind

raymi says:

LOOK A BUCKET FROM GREECE HILARIOUS FROM THE WAR ERA ADVERTISED ON CRAIGSLIST HYSTERICAL!

N EL says:

yeah, i know, youre all not knwoing anything and all that.. cooool!

raymi says:

dude do you even speak english anymore?

N EL says:

as i said, the joke wasn’t for you

raymi says:

or anyone

N EL says:

i forgot youre totally naive to everything outside of blogger and buzznet

raymi says:

here we fucking go again

N EL says:

duee, read your responses back to yourself

N EL says:

youre the one who has a shit fit

raymi says:

ohmygod i dont have energy for this

N EL says:

youre the one who write a me-so-dumb rant on the world cup and begged for people to fight you on it

N EL says:

like, get it together man!

raymi says:

im sorry i didnt _get_ your obscure bucket joke

raymi says:

begged people?

N EL says:

then you type:

N EL says:

raymi says:
LOOK A BUCKET FROM GREECE HILARIOUS FROM THE WAR ERA ADVERTISED ON CRAIGSLIST HYSTERICAL!

N EL says:

nice caps, homo!

raymi says:

im going to pretend you didnt say everything you just said

N EL says:

haha

raymi says:

and post it on my blog

N EL says:

dude

N EL says:

we shoudl totally have a blog war

N EL says:

we can break out all our raymi pics

raymi says:

i would fucking kill you

N EL says:

what, you mean youd win the war?

N EL says:

i dunno, i might have more raymo ohotos than even raymi

raymi says:

no your life would be taken from you

raymi says:

this is thepart where i say how much you exploit me

N EL says:

hahaha

N EL says:

at least you remember the routines

N EL says:

man, when did you become humourless

N EL says:

youre so unfun today i miust leave this chat

raymi says:

i dunno when i started menstruating

raymi says:

im sorry i didnt _get_ your obscure bucket joke

raymi says:

im fucking funny

N EL says:

dude! il ike how the “other gy who doesnt like soccer” posts all these dry bird pictures

raymi says:

yeh i thought it was a nice touch

raymi says:

how come u only like talking to me when i am on my period

N EL says:

wweird coincidence i guess

ok i’m going to hate on soccer now.

1. BORING

2. THE CUP JUST STARTED AND NONE OF YER EURO TRASH TEAMS ARE ANYWHERE CLOSE TO THE FINALS SO GOING BANANAS APESHIT WITH FUCKING FLAGS STAPLED TO YOUR EARS RIGHT NOW IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND I SILENTLY LAUGH AT ALL OF YOU WHEN I SEE YOU ALL THE TIME AND I WILL NEVER STOP.

3. SOCCER = SOCCER and FOOTBALL = FOOTBALL YOU FUCKING TARD FROM OAKVILLE YOU ARE NOT COOL BECAUSE YOU REFERENCE A TERM YOU REALISE MEANS THE SAME THING AS KICKING A BALL AROUND THAT PEOPLE SAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN I HATE YOU ^%#%^8576

4. IF YOU WANT THE HAIR OUT OF YOUR EYES WEAR A HEADBAND NOT A PENCIL FUCKING THIN BRA STRAP ELASTIC AROUND YOUR HEAD UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WERE GOING FOR THE I AM A TEENAGE GIRL LOOK THEN THAT’S FINE

5. STILL EXTREMELY BORING

6. SITTING AROUND FOR HOURS IN A CROWDED BAR TO WATCH THE TINIEST SCREEN OR MAYBE EVEN STANDING AROUND COS THERE AREN’T SEATS IS FUN!? WHAT’S THAT YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE SANITORIUM? OK.

7. WHAT ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU ARE THE HUGEST SOCCER FAN EVER FUNNY HOW THAT HAPPENS EVERY FEW YEARS THIS TIME OF YEAR I WONDER WHY THAT IS…

8. HEY AWESOME JUMP ON OUR CAR AND SHOOT FIREWORKS FROM ROMAN CANDLES IN YOUR HANDS YOU DON’T NEED FINGERS TO PLAY SOCCER KIDS WHAT THE GAME JUST STARTED AND ALREADY YOU ARE ALL KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER YOU ARE SO EXCITED ME TOO ME TOO FUN AWESOME SKGRHGFD GOUFHGFO HPHP93 2759 8435Y4398T43

9. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL JUST EXPLODE IF I DON’T GET A COMMEMORATIVE T-SHIRT THIS YEAR I NEED IT SO BAAAAADLY

10. I WOULD RATHER DRINK BEER WITH MY SOCKS

the end bring on the love.

oh this dude loves soccer too!