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Monthly Archives: May 2006
ok i am fully convinced now that the kids in the park are retarded in some shape or form, or they’re wrong side of the tracks kids or something i dunno, they’re playing marco polo and there’s no pool and they’re yelling and screaming like wild animals. i want to tell them to shut up but then they might throw rocks thru the windows. they’re not even being supervised. last week i saw them get one kid on the roof of the public toilet and he started screaming and crying and no one did anything about it, not even me. fun!
oh yeah fil stopped blogging, don’t know why. he just told me yesterday out of the blue. he might start up again, who knows. he might write on my blog i asked him if he wanted to.
dirtbag raymi et blond girl
so i saw a shrink-dude yesterday and he told me some interesting things. he was one of the guys who initially admitted me when i was all froot loops and he told me from my blood and urine samples taken, my canabis levels were abnormally high (high, ha) but yeh, like super duper DUPER high so i asked if i had done any permanent brain damage or something and he, come to think of it, changed the subject. he said it stays in your system for two months so prior to crazy hospital i was smoking like 4 times a day sometimes more.
anyway.
i told him about how much i drink and he said some smart stuff then i said some more stuff and then said bye.
BIBLE BREW
what would jesus brew?
in my place
GO DAD performs Mrs. Robinson
don’t be too impressed now!
FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY!
Tuesday, May 08, 2001
“ok. whats hotter?”
a girl who can roll a nice joint and smoke with theboys while keepin chill as well as bein entertaining
or
a hot girl with big tits who wears a mini skirt at all times but is dumb as shit and doesnt smoke dope cause it makes her tired???
this is what Raymi thinks
the girl who is smart and can roll is better because she is most likely the better lay. hot girls just lay there like cold fishes cuz they think their hot/dumbness is enough to get ‘em by. the girl who rolls joints is cuter and friskier cuz she’ll wrestle with you in her cute boy clothes and jump into a pool with you fully-clothed and then she’s all wet and hyper and ready to go. the “hot” girl is annoying and high-maintenance and a pain to be around cuz all she talks about is her clothes and what such-and-such is up to and she probably never shaves her snatchHair. ew. the rolling-joint girl will let you show her your boner and will let you look at her pussy when she’s all baked and will sleep over with you and cuddle. the “hot”girl has to go home early to get her beauty rest and she is uncomfortable in her high heels and short skirt sitting cross-legged at the bush party and she can’t run and jump around with the rest of the boys, she has to stand there with her arms-crossed, sober as a stone and sighing. she is also a bitch and manipulates the dorkiest, loser of the bunch into driving her home.
the girl who rolls yer joints has the potential to be drop-dead-gorgeous when the time calls for it and u’ll want her more, kuz when you hang with someone who is a hottie and they look and dress like a hottie all the time, you are de-sensitized to it and eventually, they are not hot anymore. you are more appreciative of the rolling-joint-girl and her hotness when she gets all dressed-up and you eagerly run to hump and hug her cuz she’ll let you, the hot girl won’t let you kuz she has to be an open-card to all you boys, cuz you must all like her and if it appears she likes one of you over the other than she is a failure and must branch-off to another group where she can hold you all in the palm of her hand. once you see the “hot” girl all dressed-down and casual like the rolling-joint girl, she looks out of place and still has her cake-face make up on and looks like a clown in sweatpants, all name-brand and squeaky clean.
