i forgot to scan in the valentine that i made for fil, here it is.

look a subway cat!

so my new addiction is going to be SPENDING MONEY ON MYSELF! i’m thinking of all these things that i am going to buy, a cd and some clothes and some groceries all for me!

on the subway this asian dude is standing near us and we’re all looking at the ultraviolet ad and i go HEY LOOK IT’S ME! and the asian dude looks to the ad then at me and goes REALLY THAT’S YOU? i said yep first time seeing it myself and he goes wow good for you! chad and fil were ready to play along but i said no no no sorry it’s not me and he goes no offense but all you people look the same to me and we busted out laughing and i said THAT’S FUNNY COS I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR YOU! more laughing and somehow we started talking about plastic surgery and i asked how much liposuction would cost and he said 1700 bucks if i went to like asia i dunno and he said fil has a nice chin.

so this chick explodes with rage out of nowhere on sunday about how she doesn’t understand why anyone would want to go to toronto IT’S JUST A CITY I DON’T GET IT and she’s from newfoundland and went to montreal once and vancouver and says MONTREAL NOW THAT CITY KNOWS WHAT IT’S DOING bla bla bla and normally i am an extremely defensive argumentative person but like bitch obvs. had to get some shit off her chest so i just sat there in awe of this emotional tirade and thinking some fucking nerve, then i said WHAT IS YOUR POINT YES YOU HAVE SAID THAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND TORONTO FIRST OF ALL YOU LIVE IN NORTH YORK and then i asked if she had an established scene or group of friends. here’s an idea GO BACK TO NEWFOUNDLAND IF YOU HATE TORONTO SO MUCH.

this would be like me sitting at a table with a bunch of newfs and being all I DON’T UNDERTAND NEWFOUNDLAND IT IS JUST NEWFOUNDLAND WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE HERE!?!

or like going to your grandma’s and saying at the dinner table yeah i don’t know why anyone would want to come here like i could be at your uncle’s house or your aunts even but WHY grandma’s house, i mean, it’s JUST a house! and then have my hands up in the air and shrug my shoulders like i am insanely confused.

DON’T GO TO SOMEONE’S CITY AND TALK SHIT ABOUT IT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE NATIVE TO THAT CITY! do you want fries with that moron sandwich?

i was so aghast i couldn’t come up with any reason to back up toronto so i said well we have the ROM and she snaps at me YEAH WELL THERE’S MUSEUMS IN EUROPE!

oh ok thanks i didn’t know toronto was being compared to big fancy europe first it was vancouver and montreal, a city that KNOWS what it’s doing because it has a brain and toronto is deformed. ciavarro put his body between us to calm down this girl cos she would not shut up and likes to make amazing first impressions. later on ciavarro and fil are discussing the skytrain and i played dumb and said WHAT IS THE SKY TRAIN and she gets this look on her face of complete and utter pissedoffness, anyway I was the bigger man and smoothed it over by complimenting her hat mitts and scarf ensemble that her boyfriend got from smart set.

rn and i are friends again, we buried the hatchet. i called him a whiny little bitch and he apologized for being a sucky little girl. i said look i have mental problems, peace dude.

turns out one of our childhood crew members is in afghanistan right now which is terrifying, he’s the dude in the rn hates me post foto dressd like a drunken hick on the right. JEREMY WTF!?

yesterday was pretty fuckin’ hard and trying to sleep last nite was impossible, i’m running off two hours. i have zero booze-cravings thus far despite feeling as if i’m coming off an 8 year boomerang bender pretty much. anyway, i feel quite optimistic today and no this blog isn’t going to be all bla blah i want a drink my life is boring well actually it might we’ll see. unfortunately i am not any less obnoxious whilst sober just quieter and ten times more insecure and anxious i hope i don’t have anxiety attacks again. that would be the opposite of cool.

think of the money i’ll save and all the tv i will be around to watch at home also i will be level-headed enough to finally begin working on my script. i even thought about going to school last nite and then i thought about pencils and paper and ten million other retarded things.

i know i’m gonna get super thin again also like skeletor.

man i wanted to make a drunklor t-shirt but now maybe i’ll make a soberlor one instead and sell them to AA people. maybe i should just shut up cos it’s only been 24 hours, jeez.

new videos

RN hates me. hey man way to publicly decree on your fuckin’ website that our almost 23 year friendship is over. this brings back memories of you nixing tom green cos he apparently turned his back on canada. oh and this is actually how the conversation went after i left a comment on yer site asking if you were coming to the party:

rn: call me at work when you have a chance. Sam and I might come

raymi: i dont have a chance busy busy all day long

rn: Ok. We’ll play catch up some other time when you’re not busy then. Have fun tonight.

please point out where exactly i said i am too busy for you?

my aunt was over all day and we were working on her art and she was helping me sew and i made her a blog like fuck dude sorry i wasn’t able to fucking hold your hand. this is how many people were called and invited to the party: 0

it’s a blogparty don’t be a whiner, people find out about it on the internet why do i need to call you exactly is there not enough information on my website? oh and you also banned me and removed my link off yer blog, WAY TO GO i’ve known you since preschool you get all retarded like this. I WAS BUSY SO I COULDN’T CALL YOU SO NOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS PERMANENTLY OVER!?

also saying i have a false impression of people loving me, that’s also so nice that you said that! like all this time i falsely thought people liked me, WHAT A FOOL I AM BOY IS MY FACE RED! thank you so much for clearing that up RN!

i am flabbergasted.

i’m quitting drinking cos it is out of control and i have personality changes whilst drunk and today is the first time where i really hate myself cos of the drink and no i am not out of beer, i seriously do not want to drink for a very very long time i also like want to kill myself but i won’t cos of family and fil and like yeah i know suicide is the gayest of the gays and talknig about it is taboo it’s just the day after booze blues i’ll get over it.

jonathan.. says:

im bored

raymi says:

sorry

raymi says:

talk shit about people i know then

jonathan.. says:

i lost?

jonathan.. says:

im

raymi says:

what

jonathan.. says:

talk shit about people i know then

jonathan.. says:

??

raymi says:

if u are bored then let discuss people of the past that we both know

raymi says:

are you an idiot

jonathan.. says:

a hhh

jonathan.. says:

i see

jonathan.. says:

no dont think so

jonathan.. says:

marijauna smoke has made my brain slow…but pretty sure im not an idiot

raymi says:

ok

jonathan.. says:

thanx 4 askin tho

raymi says:

so are you like an orthodontist yet

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

jonathan.. says:

a hhh

jonathan.. says:

dreams ur parents put in ur head

jonathan.. says:

when ur little

jonathan.. says:

funny

jonathan.. says:

very funny

jonathan.. says:

no no not an orthodontist…but i am almost on my way 2 bein what my career choice b4 my parents orthodonist stint

raymi says:

what

raymi says:

an artist

jonathan.. says:

no no no

jonathan.. says:

ill always be an artist unfortunatly

jonathan.. says:

im talkin bout a ninja turtle

jonathan.. says:

b4 that i wantd 2 be gumby…but i think thats a little bit childish u kno

raymi says:

SWEET

jonathan.. says:

yea yea!!

raymi says:

i would be the red headband one

raymi says:

raphael?

jonathan.. says:

guess who i was fully stopd beside at a red lite yestrday

jonathan.. says:

truuu

jonathan.. says:

id be michalangelo

jonathan.. says:

no doubt

raymi says:

my mum thought they were the teenage mutant ninja ants

raymi says:

haha

jonathan.. says:

with my mnumchuks

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

raymi says:

who at the red light?

jonathan.. says:

angela carrero

raymi says:

how did she look

jonathan.. says:

exactly the fuckin same

raymi says:

woah lame

jonathan.. says:

it was such a trip

jonathan.. says:

n i was so fuckin high

raymi says:

she looks lame

jonathan.. says:

n drivin my friends audi A8

raymi says:

did she recognize you

jonathan.. says:

she musta thot i was rollin in it

raymi says:

whatever u fucking porkchops

jonathan.. says:

yea i lookd rite at her n blew her a kiss n she laughd n rolld down her window

raymi says:

yer spoiled

jonathan.. says:

but the lite turnd green

jonathan.. says:

so i drove away

jonathan.. says:

lol

raymi says:

hahahahaha

raymi says:

see this is what i was talking about when i said lets discuss people of the past

jonathan.. says:

truuu

jonathan.. says:

i always yell at dave from across the street

jonathan.. says:

other day i was blazn n skateboardin in front of my house

jonathan.. says:

n he rolld up in his drive way

jonathan.. says:

n i startd screamn his name

jonathan.. says:

but he jus wavd n went in

jonathan.. says:

??weird?

jonathan.. says:

if sum1 was callin u wudnt u go over n check em?

raymi says:

dude maybe he hates u

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha ha ha!!

jonathan.. says:

thatd be jokes

raymi says:

maybe u think you are black or in a gang

jonathan.. says:

fully grew up with him

raymi says:

cos of how u talk

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha ha

raymi says:

i know it is strange

jonathan.. says:

yea that must be it

jonathan.. says:

he like saw my swagger from across the street

jonathan.. says:

n was all like

jonathan.. says:

he must b in a gang

jonathan.. says:

ill stay far away from that kid

jonathan.. says:

i cant wait 2 go under the needle again 2moor!!!!!!!!

jonathan.. says:

boo ya ka sha!!!!!!

jonathan.. just sent you a Nudge!

raymi says:

stop talking ebonics

jonathan.. says:

wtf

jonathan.. says:

u dont understand

jonathan.. says:

goin under the needle?

jonathan.. says:

u kno

jonathan.. says:

tatt

jonathan.. says:

oo

jonathan.. says:

?

jonathan.. says:

kk ill talk pure white k

jonathan.. says:

shud make u feel more comfortable no?

jonathan.. says:

am i allowd 2 spell shud like that?

jonathan.. says:

or wud u rather

jonathan.. says:

should

jonathan.. says:

would u rather should

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

raymi says:

should

jonathan.. says:

ok then

jonathan.. says:

super

jonathan.. says:

so i have a newfound attraction 2 these suicide girls

jonathan.. says:

im lookin at

jonathan.. says:

i need a crazy nympho tattd up piercd beehatch

jonathan.. says:

i do believe

raymi says:

gay

raymi says:

i know a suicide girl

jonathan.. says:

yea she hot?

jonathan.. says:

cuz im seein alot of not hot girls

raymi says:

ill get u link

jonathan.. says:

n its kinda killing my whole mood

jonathan.. says:

truu thanx

jonathan.. says:

question

jonathan.. says:

is the abbreviation of “lol” acceptable or wha?

raymi says:

http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Abbie/

jonathan.. says:

no wait arent u like pure anti lol

raymi says:

lol is never acceptable

raymi says:

it is gay

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

jonathan.. says:

ok