i pretty much hate our neighbours, no reason why really, i just decided yeah i hate them. something about the woman’s weirdness and that wreath comment and the late-nite guitar playing which has pretty much stopped but still, i hate them.

we tried to play trivial pursuit with jen but that game went nowhere fast what with ADD hyper drunks playing and fil always winning and there being no chance possible to cheat so instead we played with the bouncy ball and drew each other with chalk.

i am not drinking for the rest of the week, tonite i will drink gingerale and be incredibly moody.

at nite i can see homeless men changing their pants in the park, they usually wear big size old man white underwears, there is a garbage bag near the bench that looks like a dead person. sometimes they try to fall asleep standing up. they never acknowledge us, sometimes i think about bringing them food or a blanket but they seem to not want to be bothered or extremely high and i don’t want to be attacked.

jen drew fil as moses and i was saying DON’T FORGET THE BAGS UNDER HIS EYES, DON’T FORGET TO MAKE HIS NOSE CROOKED AND ONE OF HIS EARS STICKS OUT FURTHER. i am mean.

it was a terribly busy weekend and now that it’s over and people flew on airplanes to go back where they came from i wonder what we will do with ourselves. i guess i will make a bunch more felt things. oh tonite we’re suppose to see in-flight safety with sean and em at the horseshoe and yes i will be drinking gingerale there.

sharpie is going away for two months, this saturday will be the last-time sharpie bender ’til spring. i just spelled spring like sprong. sprong is the best.

that’s my morning hotness

here me and jen in video form make moustaches out of my hair, i am a dirty perv truck driver and she is a japanese servant or something i dunno. we were playing with my bouncy ball before that and throwing it at each other’s stomaches, whipping more-like, it was like sucky girl jackass. fun.

i sliced my finger yesterday it fucking hurts to type.

oh yeah also if you care to acknowledge the background music in the video – it is perfect background moustache music.

that is all.

take THAT store-bought fake moustache poseurs!

we played with this hair clipping i had tied in a ponytail elastic and made it a moustache and armpit hair and other stuff and i think i am going to ebay it, it’s a tuft of blond hair when i gave myself bangs. the pictures are pretty funny as well the video.

so i’m not registered to vote, all my blogging about those people coming by to ask if i was registered and me cleverly turning them away, what a moron am i. so i cannot vote today. fil drove to burbsvegas to vote in his riding. raymi walked to the bathroom and shaved her vagina.

we went to ikea yesterday to get a rug but nothing was good enough for us so we got nothing. we did however eat the ikea food which was not as good as some people told me it was. if you go there before eleven you can get the dollar breakfast also there’s a shuttle that will deliver you to and from kipling station. i was going to get on it and see if i could beat fil to kipling but then he says ok and you can also just take the subway from kipling and i’ll see you at home. FUCK THAT.

so i didn’t go to my nana’s party because i spent too much time on the internet. my mum told everyone that she has a huge following on my blog, my brother put me on speakerphone and i rectified that rumor for everyone in attendance.

we had drinks with matt goon, jenny and bern last nite oh yeah i said that already, we took turns making fun of each other and i found out that i have a big head, who knew. jen said my leg warmers were out of style. maybe i will wear them again today to drive that point home a bit more. maybe i will get some head warmers also and neck warmers and arm warmers and torso warmers, yeah.