raymi says:

hi kenny hotz!

raymi says:

more like kenny NOTS!

Lenny Plotz says:

dont u dare give out my email…..

Lenny Plotz says:

please

raymi says:

i wont!

raymi says:

who do u think i am

Lenny Plotz says:

phew

raymi says:

so you are working on south park right now or is that a secret?

Lenny Plotz says:

no i’m finished working on sp. but i have just spent the last 2 weeks dueling with matt on his new xbox360, we are fifa soccer crazy and total addicts we play almost everyday

Lenny Plotz says:

those guys are close pals and i totally thinks they are fukn comedy icons

raymi says:

can you get them to be my penpal boyfriends?

raymi says:

or make a character based on raymi

Lenny Plotz says:

they wouldnt do 1 on me….

raymi says:

have you played burnout for xbox?

Lenny Plotz says:

though now people think i’m ‘kenny’

raymi says:

well that’s cos you are boring like this zzzzzz…

raymi says:

thats cool

raymi says:

are you coming back to canada?

Lenny Plotz says:

ya if i’m boring the girlz of canada are in big trouble

Lenny Plotz says:

who cares i’m boring.

raymi says:

you are insecure

Lenny Plotz says:

you’re a real toronto girl i can tell, no wonder nobody gets laid in canada

raymi says:

i dont like when you and your mom trick spenny and lie to him that’s not fair

Lenny Plotz says:

no i’m a narcisist

raymi says:

i am not a real toronto girl, i grew up in mississauga yo and ********

raymi says:

i keeps it real

Lenny Plotz says:

sorry g nigga’

raymi says:

took you forever to come up with that one

Lenny Plotz says:

ya i wracked my brain

Lenny Plotz says:

it’s still early here

raymi says:

right

raymi says:

what did you do for new years

Lenny Plotz says:

still smoking?

Lenny Plotz says:

played xbox360 at matt’s all night long

raymi says:

total fag

Lenny Plotz says:

ya i’m a fag cuz i’m playing xbox

raymi says:

how old are you

Lenny Plotz says:

old enough to be your boyfriend

raymi says:

nice one

raymi says:

do you know how old i am

Lenny Plotz says:

mental or phy

raymi says:

as in what year was i born

Lenny Plotz says:

phys you look 14

Lenny Plotz says:

mentally – 78

raymi says:

haha

raymi says:

i was born the same year the chicken mcnugget was invented

Lenny Plotz says:

u like me?

Lenny Plotz says:

or spenny?

raymi says:

im 22

raymi says:

you

Lenny Plotz says:

yum

raymi says:

cos you are mean and funny

Lenny Plotz says:

35

Lenny Plotz says:

is that kool?

raymi says:

yes

raymi says:

you should have a who does raymi like more contest with spenny for show

raymi says:

im pretty famous you know

raymi says:

i get like 3000000 hits a day

raymi says:

and i have two books

raymi says:

that episode would get mad ratings

edit:the rest of the conversation was not included due to its extreme graphic content

hey remember when i wrote this!? yeah, i’m radical.

we are going to see memoirs of a geisha today with fil’s mum and finally a movie that i don’t have to talk the whole way through cos she read the book like me, too bad aimee can’t come. sorry aimee. fil said he is going to bring a book to read during the film. yeah right, he is going to be totally mesmerized and enchanted and decorate our room with cherry blossoms and kimono fabric once he sees this movie. i am already getting super emotional and ADD about it.

last nite i dreamt i did the nasty with johnny knoxville and he somehow was a publicist for kurt cobain and then i was with lindsay lohann and my mum picked us up at my elementary school so we went to see a movie with my dad and my mum and dad were fighting in front of lindsay lohann and i said YOU GUYS DON’T YOU KNOW HER DAD IS IN JAIL!?

very awesome moment.

then lindsay said she would go out with me for halloween and i could be a celebrity and she would be a civillian and i was like WORD!

yesterday we did not go outside all day long and today is the same. i think that when i finally do go out my body’s immune system will not be strong enough to fight off all the cooties out there so the second my foot hits the sidewalk i will get aids cancer the flu SARS struck by lightning ten stab wounds chicken pox the gout hepatits a b and c smallpox plague scurvy bird flu west nile norwalk virus bee stings snake bites bats flying at my head attacked by a landshark tackled by some wolverines and rocks thrown at me by little kids.

oh and papercuts on all my fingers except for two which will be blowed off my hand by a roman candle.

anything else?

oh i almost forgot jaundice.

this picture pretty much sums up everything about me.

at one point i tried to get everyone to talk about me and my blog as much as possible, that was the best 20 seconds of my life.

fil’s ass got groped by a tiny malaysian dude and i told him it was fine just as long as they didn’t kiss.

meanwhile i am kissing every girl that i can.

at one point i was dancing in the street well not really, i was doing the hands on knees cross your arms over like an X over and over and knock your knees together and i figured it would help us get a cab faster but then three blew by us with their lights on so i stopped. then we got in a van cab and someone had left their to-go cup in the back.

samir walked right by us on his way out of sutra so fil and i waited and watched him through the window and got all panicky thinking we ditched him. serves him right saying goodbye to every single person in the bar in SLOW MOTION!

ATTENTION NERDS!

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NOT SURE WHAT TIME YET!

ME AND PAIGE WILL BE THERE ALONG WITH OTHER FAMILIAR FACES! YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A BLOGGER TO ATTEND!

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