
yesterday we did not go outside all day long and today is the same. i think that when i finally do go out my body’s immune system will not be strong enough to fight off all the cooties out there so the second my foot hits the sidewalk i will get aids cancer the flu SARS struck by lightning ten stab wounds chicken pox the gout hepatits a b and c smallpox plague scurvy bird flu west nile norwalk virus bee stings snake bites bats flying at my head attacked by a landshark tackled by some wolverines and rocks thrown at me by little kids.
oh and papercuts on all my fingers except for two which will be blowed off my hand by a roman candle.
anything else?

oh i almost forgot jaundice.






I feel almost exactly the same.