teddy monster

this is my dad’s email!

Hi Rinkyren

Nacnud

just so you all know sarah is coming over to sew with me because we are a lesbo sweatshop. first i am making a bear in-exchange for that sukin emma made me and then i am going to sew a large felt band-aid and it is going to be spectacular. i think i am going to have a felt art show, well duh of course i am but i don’t know where yet. maybe magic pony will let me, doubt it. but if i sew japanese slanty eyes on everything maybe they will. i met a skinhead on myspace and i am going to interview him, he wears suspenders and has black boots and a shaved head. i told him my last name is white, maybe he will be impressed by that. ha.

my dad just called and asked if my email address was raymitheminx.com and i said no it’s raymitheminx@gmail.com and he said gmail? what’s that? anyway he said I KNOW HOW TO EMAIL NOW! and then everybody in his office laughed at him. i can’t wait to get his email! i will post it!

ps. i look like a nerdy lesbian in that picture and sarah has bowl-cut bangs. nice.

pps. i bet you didn’t know sarah was american. guess what state she is from.

raymi says:

u are irritating

porkn says:

so are you but I keep coming back to read what you have to say

raymi says:

you are ten times more annoying

porkn says:

no, I’m jsut as annoying as you are

raymi says:

no yer way more annoying, yer an opinion nobody asked for

raymi says:

dude get yer own blog

porkn says:

don’t go getting all rachel hunter on me

porkn says:

I had my own blog but got bored with it

porkn says:

cause I just don’t give a shit about anything anymore

raymi says:

well u seem to give a big shit about my blog

porkn says:

cause I find you interesting when you aren’t cutting and pasting your convos with Merkley or constantly mentioning samir

porkn says:

when you’re writing your thoughts and ideas and feeling you’re fucking brilliant

raymi says:

samir is my fucking friend i write about my friends

raymi says:

i do not take blog-writing requests

porkn says:

i know it’s all one incestuous thing with you guys

raymi says:

you’re just angry cos you don’t have any friends

porkn says:

lol

porkn says:

I have lots of friends

raymi says:

well then fuck off and hang out with them

porkn says:

but they are different than you

porkn says:

you’re free-spirited in a different way

porkn says:

I like that

raymi says:

the thing is if you respect some of what i write dont piss me off and talk shit about the stuff u dont like cos some people do enjoy it

porkn says:

I’ll address that in a minute

porkn says:

I want to finish complimenting you

porkn says:

I wish I was more like you when I was 22

porkn says:

I went out and partied and shit but had a fairly serious job and that time and as I look back I wish I was more freespirited and open like you are

porkn says:

that’s what I respect about you

porkn says:

and when I rip you, it’s cause I know you can do better

porkn says:

actually my job wasn’t that serious but the people I worked for looked at it as serious

raymi says:

are you like one of those fucking stalkers who thinks they “know me” like everything about how i really am or something, u know my psyche and therefore feel justified in telling me about myself and my writing?

me with uneven front teeth

porkn says:

I’m not a stalker at all

porkn says:

quit acting like a drama queen

raymi says:

fuck you

raymi says:

im not

porkn says:

it’s not hard to know how you are because you write about it you assclown

raymi says:

yer a pest and i am trying to address the situation

raymi says:

yes but when you say things like “i know you can do better” that’s creepy and annoying

porkn says:

no it isn’t it’s motivating

raymi says:

whatever

raymi says:

are u planning on murdering me

porkn says:

lol

porkn says:

I don’t even fucking know you

raymi says:

well a second ago u said u did

porkn says:

I relate to you

raymi says:

fine, just keep the killing cats and fil comments to yourself

porkn says:

besides you aren’t as hard to figure out as you think you are

porkn says:

I can’t believe you would take that seriously

raymi says:

i dont think im hard to figure out at all

raymi says:

either way that’s going too far

porkn says:

have you calmed down yet?

raymi says:

that’s a question up there with “you’re angry cos yer on yer period”

raymi says:

i cannot express this enough to you right now, FUCK OFF

porkn says:

fuck you

raymi says:

dude you started it

porkn says:

you are hilarious you know that

raymi says:

unnnngh

raymi says:

yes i know i am very funny

raymi says:

do you have a split personality?

porkn says:

probably as many personalities as you have

raymi says:

im consistent with the way i am, but you, you are nice then mean then sentimental and angry like wtf

porkn says:

sorry for my ability to experience a greater range of emotions. I guess I should get some pills to numb me into a placid existence

raymi says:

probably

look! i’m a sukin!

this is the cute lady who makae sukins and she also does murderkins i am ordering a shirt for fil right now.

new lil depressed boy

so fuckhead the cat bit the side of my face AGAIN last nite right after i knocked on the wall to stop the eurohells from guitar funtime and my moment of glee and satisfaction was destroyed by two bloody bite marks by my right ear, cos barfing and shitting everywhere wasn’t enough for him apparently. though the knocking worked and i am happily anticipating a confrontation of sorts eventually, i know we’ll have a couple people over one nite, a friday or saturday (acceptable noise-making evenings) and eurofuck 1 or 2 will knock at the door and TaLL muye tu kype thart noyse duwn. feh. i’m just psyched i finally found the sweet-spot on the wall to knock on.

PSYCHED!

so i go to the bathroom to wipe the blood off my face and put polysporin on it and fil woke up and started complaining about the light being on and i was all YEAH WELL YOUR FUCKING CAT ANNIHILATED MY FACE! this morning i showed it to him and he felt bad. GOOD!

that cat was totally going for my eye, how would fil feel if he woke up to a one-eyed girlfriend?

people don’t do that to people why is it acceptable for animals to do it to their owners like ha ha he is just some dumb cat he was playing. no, he wasn’t. he knew what he was doing, he was out to destroy me. he’s a domesticated feral cat ie WILD who has nothing but scorn, animosity and extreme contempt for women and i don’t know why. it is really starting to pain me.

he needs a cat psychologist asap.